Name: Anonymous 2010-03-28 4:42
A board filled with plumbers. Said plumbers rarely do any plumbing.
They prefer to spend their money and life to buy new wrenches and make
sure they have the latest and greatest wrenches money can buy. They come to
/plumb/ to compare their wrenches and mock those of inferior wrenching capabilities.
Suddenly one of them gets hired to do plumbing. He grabs a normal wrench.
+It is steel. Not the perfect steel-titanium-vanadium alloy.
+It doesn't have grips.
+It doesn't have multitool qualities.
Yet the plumber does the job and gets paid. He comes back to /plumb/ and tells his story.
A storm of "theoretical plumberists" rush in the thread to note that his wrench is the shittiest
wrench the wrench industry has to offer.
"Get a proper wrench holder."
"I crafted my wrench my own from ingots! It has 0.01% faster twist"
"My iWrench is aerodynamic , I paid 1500$ for it"
"I just use my old MS-wrench to scare people off so I need it big and ugly"
"Yeah but how cool is your wrench when you try to melt it?"
They prefer to spend their money and life to buy new wrenches and make
sure they have the latest and greatest wrenches money can buy. They come to
/plumb/ to compare their wrenches and mock those of inferior wrenching capabilities.
Suddenly one of them gets hired to do plumbing. He grabs a normal wrench.
+It is steel. Not the perfect steel-titanium-vanadium alloy.
+It doesn't have grips.
+It doesn't have multitool qualities.
Yet the plumber does the job and gets paid. He comes back to /plumb/ and tells his story.
A storm of "theoretical plumberists" rush in the thread to note that his wrench is the shittiest
wrench the wrench industry has to offer.
"Get a proper wrench holder."
"I crafted my wrench my own from ingots! It has 0.01% faster twist"
"My iWrench is aerodynamic , I paid 1500$ for it"
"I just use my old MS-wrench to scare people off so I need it big and ugly"
"Yeah but how cool is your wrench when you try to melt it?"