HeY LeT Me ShArE My JeSuS

Interviewer: Do you go to church?

The fuck, man! This is a god damn interview for an enterprise-class J2EE job.  I know the guy's christian, so obviously I had to give some bullshit about how I'm now agnostic, but previously christian.

I thought getting a job was supposed to be trivial if my GPA was high and my work experience was solid.  God damn.  Now I know how it feels to be black.

You may have a civil eng. background but you've never worked in construction (a.k.a. Field Engineering) have you? You'd know that if it isn't in the spec or plans you make it up some shit on the spot, because it's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon, we're already fucked on the early completion bonus, the accountants are gonna bitch about the overtime hours and it's only an hour til BEER thirty. Fuck it, make a decision, if the shit falls down we'll worry about it on the clock come Monday morning.