Classics

Pascal? Get out of the early to mid 1980s, undergraduate washout.

FORTRAN? Just because it was the first high-level language doesn't mean it's any good.

Machine language? Unless you're going to code for microcontrollers or write device drivers, then forget it.

COBOL? Do you feel like maintaining legacy business applications? Protip: You can't google for solutions to COBOL problems.

COBOL has the second largest amount of legacy code, after Java, and I hear it pays quite well. Given the choice between the two, I'd pick COBOL.

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UMH memesmith?

FORTRAN? Just because it was the first high-level language doesn't mean it's any good.
Funny story: FORTRAN happens to be good for that very reason. Optimized libs are nice.

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