/prog/ - /prog/! — World4ch

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 16:58

How do I find out if my anus is thread safe?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 17:04

Back to whence you came.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 17:05

I wouldn't want multiple processes abusing my anus at once. I'd use some kind of mutex, perhaps a specific condom or one of those strap-on penis extensions, that someone is not allowed to enter my anus without.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 18:30

Well try and simultaneously run two processes that access your anus, if it becomes corrupted then it's not thread safe

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 19:56

>>3
Forget mutexes, just make it re-entrant. Everybody wins!

(Hey, why did the theme song from Orgasmo just start playing in my head?)

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 21:02

>>5
* mutexen

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-23 21:55

>>6
Quit screwin' around.

Do you have _[biou]ANY^[/biou] idea how much willpower it took to refrain from posting muteces?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-24 0:32

>>7
That's mutices, you insensitive cut penis.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-24 0:47

>>8
Hey, I had resisted the urge until prodded. Anyway, mutexen is right out.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-24 2:04

*mutexii

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-24 22:20

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 4:31

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