Formula for a denizen of /prog/

1 part bash.org browser
1 part opinionated programmer
1 part elitism
1 part electronic music that you didn't even know existed
1 part shutin
1 part injokes
1 part constantly drunk
1 part stim freak
1 part reader
1 part misanthropist
1 part anus
1 part pretty cool in my book

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myanuswashaxed