Formula for a denizen of /prog/

1 part bash.org browser
1 part opinionated programmer
1 part elitism
1 part electronic music that you didn't even know existed
1 part shutin
1 part injokes
1 part constantly drunk
1 part stim freak
1 part reader
1 part misanthropist
1 part anus
1 part pretty cool in my book

MOOT OFFERS TO BUY TINYCHAN.ORG
IS THIS THE END OF THE TEXTBOARDS AS WE KNOW THEM?
http://www.tinychan.org/topic/13258
BREAKING LEAK:
    moot knows that many more users are browsing the internet with their phones. He wants to create a mobile-friendly discussion board alternative within 4chan. The latest leaks point towards him shutting down dis.4chan altogether, as it doesn't render well on a phone and is generally unpopular on a pc. More to come as the story develops....

CHECK THIS SCREENSHOT OF MOOT ANSWERING QUESTIONS ON R9K, (STILL STICKIED IF YOU WANT TO CHECK.
http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/3461/mootruth.jpg
JAN IS TINYCHAN'S ADMIN. mOOT IS REALLY TRYING TO BUY TINYCHAN AS A REPLACEMENT FOR THE TEXTBOARDS. ENJOY YOUR LOSS FAGS, I'M OFF TO /B/.