/prog/ - Never programmed

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-20 6:24

Never programmed before. Best resources to learn how to start?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-20 6:33

Read SICP. http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/full-text/book/book.html

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-20 6:38

HAX MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-20 7:20

copy the following to notepad, save it as prog.html, open the file. If it works - you have just programmed !





      <html>



      <body>





      <script type="text/javascript">





      <button type="button"> Destroy the web! </button>



      var i=0;



      for (i=0;i<=5;i--)



      alert('I cant let you do that Dave ' + i)



      }



      </script>



      </body>



      </html>

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-20 7:23

Properly anus haxxed!





      <html>



      <body>





      <script type="text/javascript">





      <button type="button"> Destroy the web! </button>



      var i=0;



      for (i=0;i<=5;i++)



      alert('I cant let you do that Dave ' + i)



      }



      </script>



      </body>



      </html>

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-20 13:44

>>2
After you have slogged your way though that drudgery, start yourself from the ground up, by first learning x86 assembly, then C, and then nothing else.

Remember, implementation is more important than abstraction!

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-20 13:53

http://java.sun.com/docs/books/tutorial/

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If you believe in Anus Haxing and are 100% proud of it put this as your signature.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-20 15:32

<html>

<head><title>HMA Anus Haxxer revision 3</title></head>

<body>

<script type="text/javascript">

<button type="button">Hax the anus!</button>

var i=0;

for(i=1;i=1;i=1){alert('Hax my anus');}

</script>

</body>

</html>

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-20 15:42

Op here, thanks for the advice guys

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-20 17:52

http://imagecache5.art.com/p/LRG/16/1602/7D2FD00Z/computer-programmer.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-20 18:50

>>10

I have that monitor.

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-20 19:13

>>11
nigga you gay

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-20 19:38

*African American
**Homosexual

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-20 20:42

>>13
***Homo sapien of dark skin tone
****He who prefers the buttock

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 13:20

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