/prog/ writes a fanfic

Let's write a fanfic, each poster gets five words. Use them wisely.


Simon Peyton Jones and I

FFXII's storyline is like eavesdropping on a couple of girls having a conversation that is irrelevant to you. You want to listen to see if they're talking about you, but in the end you feel empty inside when you realize they're talking about something else.

Gameplay on the other hand is like when your friend or elder sibling shows you how to play a game when you're little. They give you a go at a game, only to take it away five minutes later on forcing you to watch as they finish the game for you. You know what's going on but, you don't feel involved at all.

Graphics on the other hand are a lot like those landscape paintings you see in those antique stores. Sure they took some skill and effort to make, but in the end it's lacking, it's just a realistic painting of a forest, beach, desert it's lacking a sort of twist. They look eye catching, but it is what is just window dressing.