/prog/ - 4. He's *Knuth*

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 9:23

http://projectfortress.sun.com/Projects/Community/blog/ConditionalExpressions

Why does everyone worship Knuth? it's unscientific and ultimately destructive

Name: Sage 2010-02-10 9:25

I can't believe guy steel is a Knuth-sycophant too, I just lost respect for him.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 9:28

Why does everyone worship Knuth?
Because he's Knuth.

Name: 4. 2010-02-10 9:32

He's Knuth

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 9:43

Mo, Mat. You are Knuth.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 11:41

And then Knuth was a scientist.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 13:40

http://xkcd.com/342/

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 13:41

"I will discuss with him" said Knuth and he fired the T_EX typesetting and double up-arrow notation at him. Mat deflected at him and tried to deliver innovative concepts that simply cannot be found in TAOCP. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to discuss.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 14:36

The Sussman swaggered into the bar.

SUP HOMEYS!, he bawled.

Knuthin`

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 14:44

>>9

My other bar is a bdr.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 14:56

The Sussman walked into the lecture theatre holding what appeared to be two jars.

In the first jar he had some strawberry jam, but he didn't reveal what was in the second.

"Please The Sussman, show us what's in the other jar", said one of his students.

"Ahhhh, but there is no other jar. because MY OTHER JAR IS A JDR he retorted. Then suddenly he flung the jdr at the student, and it smashed all over his naive young face. "Now do you understand?"

"Yes" replied the student meekly. And thus he was enlightened

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 15:16

You jons a jar with a jdr. That's a gist.

And then jon was a jdr.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 15:54

Listen here, jdrface.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 18:56

>>13
did u see the movie jdrhead?

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 19:06

My other jar of strawberry jam is a jdr of strdwberry jdm.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 20:38

>>11
I demand more of these koans

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 23:36

sussman ddmn this thread

Name: Jar Jar 2010-02-11 12:36

>>14
Jar seesa

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-11 15:51

THE SUSSMAN was at home one morning with his beautiful young wife, matilda. She was dressing for work, and he sat in bed watching, enchanted by her sweet beauty.

As she put on her bra, THE SUSSMAN asked why she didn't wear her other bra.

Because MY OTHER BRA IS A BRDR she screamed, and leapt at him, pulling his head into her bosom.

THE SUSSMAN was enlightened.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-11 15:57

>>19
s/matilda/julie/

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-12 1:37

>>19
My other BRA is a JMP.

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-12 20:49

And then he implemented the GIL in Jython and the world imploded...

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-12 21:14

my other Journal of Automated Reasoning is a Journal of Deductive Reasoning

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-13 6:49

>>19
``BURDUR''

4. He's *Knuth*

1 Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 9:23

2 Name: Sage 2010-02-10 9:25

3 Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 9:28

4 Name: 4. 2010-02-10 9:32

5 Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 9:43

6 Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 11:41

7 Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 13:40

8 Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 13:41

9 Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 14:36

10 Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 14:44

11 Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 14:56

12 Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 15:16

13 Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 15:54

14 Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 18:56

15 Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 19:06

16 Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 20:38

17 Name: Anonymous 2010-02-10 23:36

18 Name: Jar Jar 2010-02-11 12:36

19 Name: Anonymous 2010-02-11 15:51

20 Name: Anonymous 2010-02-11 15:57

21 Name: Anonymous 2010-02-12 1:37

22 Name: Anonymous 2010-02-12 20:49

23 Name: Anonymous 2010-02-12 21:14

24 Name: Anonymous 2010-02-13 6:49

4. He's Knuth