Oh goddamnit shit fuck /prog/

I am raging hard right now.

I need a software to make UML class diagrams that is not shit. Currently I'm using StarUML but it's painful to add classes. Everything seems so fucking counter-intuitive and unproductive in that software, it takes hours to get something done.

PlantUML is pretty awesome since it's very simple and straightfoward, but considering how large my project is, it goes "AFFFHGHGHGHG FUUUCCCKKKKKKKK" and gives me shit-result. It's also not very "corporate project-manager friendly".

I'm trying to find something xml-based (or with something that makes the class creation process not a pain in the ass) that generates the diagram with an interface to assist me afterward (i.e. if it fucks up I can move stuff).
Something similar to MySQL workbench(in which you create the tables, then have a great drag and drop interface that reminds us we're in the third millenium) but for UML would be awesome too.

I tried in the past few days to get licenses for some softwares, the corporate entity I work for apparently didn't give a shit or send it to me once the project is over (or worst, at 6pm when I'm supposed to be walking to my car). So I'm sticking to free software/open source stuff.

Thank you to whoever has a suggestion,
- corporate slave


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