Christopher

Chris, please stop spamming #haskell before you get your anus haxxed.

<chrisdone> OUT NOW a double album DVD; The Very Best of Simon Peyton Jones,
        and , S. Marlow and Jones: The Selected Functional Works 89-98,
        with all your favourite singles such as "We Put the 'Funk' in
        Function" and "Glorious Glasgow Haskell Programmer part 2", "My
        other car is a well typed constructor", "Bitches don't know bout
        my loeb :: Functor a => a (a x -> x) -> a x", "Arrow Calculus and
        The Essense of Music ft. Big P. Wadler" including live
<chrisdone> performances at Google, Glasgow, with "6th European Symposium on
        Programming" (REMASTERED EDITION)! Experience well typed purely
        functional imperative generic composable pattern matched parallel
        programming like never before!

If you want my theory, we're dealing with an unknown autistic artist's work. Someone lost in a period of time where autism was misunderstood and they are forever lost to anonymity except they'll get the last laugh because we'll never understand what message they were trying to get to us. And some of us might go mad spending hours and hours and hours trying to figure this out with no luck.