Shitty programming language

You know what the shittiest programming language ever is? Haskell. Seriously, you can't change the value of a variable, and functions can only have one argument. How do you expect to ever be able to write a real program in such a useless language?

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The point of good trolling is to make good inflammatory observations and conclusions.
If their "good" observations than that's not trolling, just discussion.