PERFECT pROGRMANNG LANGUAGE

I know

LISP/SICP
PROLOGIC PROGRMMING
LAMBDA THEORY
OBJECT ORIENTED

so what is the perfect programming language?

Lately I've really been enjoying Scala.  Sure, it's not perfect (runs on the JVM, with expected overhead issues) but I do like how it marries functional and object-oriented programming in a very usable way that took a C-trained programmer like me a few days to really feel at home in.

If perfect means perfect in every way, there isn't one. But of all the languages I have worked with much, I'm enjoying Scala as much as C, and I'm sure nostalgia for my first useful language affects my opinion of C.

This is purely from a joy-of-programming standpoint, not taking into account efficiency of compiled code etc.