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LOL YOU GUYS ARE STILL USING PCs?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 2:25

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 2:29

/g/ QUALITY TROLL THREAD
NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 2:37

>>1
What a stupid article. The PC died because Apple annouced a giant iPod.

Seriously. It doesn't even have multitasking. How on earth does this replace a PC? And why the fuck didn't they just put a real operating system on it?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 2:39

Ahahahahahaha... okay, back to /g/ with you!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 2:54

>>2

Computing back then was all about the programs. Now, computing is all about the programming—the words and sounds and pictures and conversations that pour out of the Internet’s cloud and onto our screens.

As you can see, it's related to programming!

Until recently, we mainly used our computers to run software programs (Microsoft Word, Quicken) installed on our hard drives. Now, we use them mainly to connect to the vast databases of the Internet—to “the cloud,” as the geeks say.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 3:04

>>5 =~ s/geeks/hipster magazines from 20 years ago/

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 4:45

That article is certainly not written by some Mac fanboy.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 5:00

>>3
Seriously. It doesn't even have multitasking. How on earth does this replace a PC? And why the fuck didn't they just put a real operating system on it?
My guess is the next major iteration of iPhone OS will include multitasking. I can't believe the current version scales very gracefully to a tablet. The iPad looks kind of cool, anyway. It could certainly replace my desktop at least for everything except programming.

The article may be overstating it a bit, though.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 5:05

as if i would listen to what steve jobs has to say -- he cant even cure his own cancer.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 5:19

>>1
A handheld computer tablet is still a PC.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 5:21

>>8
The iPad looks kind of cool, anyway.
HIBT?

>>9
I lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 5:27

NEWSFLASH: Apple releases another hunk of overhyped junk.
Macfags go crazy and proclaim this the year of the mac and the end of all non-mac computers.
Everybody laughs at them, and macs never grow out of their niche market of hipsters and terminally stupid people.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 5:36

>>9
you mean AIDS

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 6:03

print "HA' while(1);

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 6:11

>>1

You're on the wrong board sir.

/comp/ is that way --->

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 6:29

OH DUZ IT RUN LUNIX

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 6:29

>>12
If you were in front of me right now I'd break your fucking nose. I suggest you fuck off and die.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 6:36

>>17
say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 6:51

[b][i]IM SUCH A FUCKING TOUGH I WOULD TOTALLY KILL EVERYONE IN The WORLD IF I WASNT SUCH A FAT pUSSY SITTING IN MY BASEMNET

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 6:53

macfags.each do |macfag|
   macfag.stab :repeatedly if macfag.drooling?
end

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 8:27

PC replaced by overpriced, inefficient, crippled tablet: news at 11.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 8:51

It would only be cool if it was faster than the fastest computer out there, and you could feel the keys you pressed, and it had a mouse, and it projected laserbeam holograms, and dispensed pizza and beer.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 9:08

Until recently, we mainly used our computers to run software programs (Microsoft Word, Quicken) installed on our hard drives. Now, we use them mainly to connect to the vast databases of the Internet—to “the cloud,” as the geeks say.
Someone should let him know that geeks don't use "cloud" in that way. Asshole marketing faggots do. The kind of people that brought you C++ as an "improvement" do.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 9:10

>>22
I think that this is what you are after http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udlxr8t1nZM

Name: sage 2010-01-28 9:27

>>24

>>22 here, you /usr/ccs/bin/make my.day

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 9:29

>>25

I failed to sage. shame

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 10:38

I don't understand what makes this revolutionary in any way.  We already had touch screen technologies.  We already had flat screen technology (that was becoming cheap).  We already had wireless technology.  We have "cloud" computing, but barely anyone uses it with the exception of an odd number of businesses (but that's neither here nor there).  Heck, a number of other products already have all that AND a replaceable battery!

I've not played with Macs and Apple products under the hood but, from what I've heard, they're not designed to be tweaked in the same way you can customize a standard PC either.  This thing must be even worse.  A single anything king of card must take up all the space.  I wonder if you can feel the rotations of the CD (oh my blasphemous mouth--DVD) drive.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 11:06

>>27
I don't think it has an optical drive.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 12:27

>>28
Of course it won't, CDs aren't trendy.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 12:40

>>29
What about high definition media storage?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 13:10

>>30
So now Macs can't even do video...

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 13:57

I like Macs. I also like anus.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 14:22

What in the world makes you idiots think this is a mac?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 14:48

>>33
Maybe the big fucking apple symbol? Are you blind?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 16:24

>>34
Other things that are Macs: iPods, iPhones, the Apple ][, Apple Lisa, Apple Newton, cars belonging to Apple users (stickers), teachers' desks, and fruit.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 17:16

obvious troll thread
36 posts
I kind of feel bad for helping but fuck, you guys are idiots.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 17:21

>>33
What makes a Mac? The iPhone OS is definitely a scaled-down Mac OS, with Cocoa and everything.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 17:34

>>36
You seem to be under the impression that we can't recognise a troll thread. We can, and we did the correct thing, namely to make troll posts in it. The only idiots in this thread are you for failing to recognise this, and me for falling for this likely meta-troll.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 17:40

why do APPEL just have `i' in front of words to name their stuff, lol ;P
maybe theill name their next mac `imac', lol. XD

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 18:13

I hope Steve Jobs gets iCancer

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