I like Konata

I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.

I like LISP because she is functional like me, except she has parentheses. Oh god I wish I had parentheses too ;_;
LISP also likes wizards and she is kawaii. And there are cars in the code and that's good because I like cars and I will never have a cdr. Why am I such a loser?!

LISP is like my dreamlanguage she has a :3 macro I love that. She is also nice why aren't OOP languages nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love LISP and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would play with lists all day and watch Haskell the Nomad and other cool animes on TV, and I would have hax with her anus because haxing is so good. I wish I could have hax anii.