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HACKERS

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-20 19:43

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Name: Anonymous 2010-01-20 21:02

Another one got caught today, it's all over the papers.  "Teenager Arrested in Computer Crime Scandal", "Hacker Arrested after Bank Tampering"...
Damn kids.  They're all alike.

But did you, in your three-piece psychology and 1950's technobrain, ever take a look behind the eyes of the hacker?  Did you ever wonder what made him tick, what forces shaped him, what may have molded him?
I am a hacker, enter my world...
Mine is a world that begins with school... I'm smarter than most of the other kids, this crap they teach us bores me...
Damn underachiever.  They're all alike.

I'm in junior high or high school.  I've listened to teachers explain for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction.  I understand it.  "No, Ms. Smith, I didn't show my work.  I did it in my head..."
Damn kid.  Probably copied it.  They're all alike.

I made a discovery today.  I found a computer.  Wait a second, this is cool.  It does what I want it to.  If it makes a mistake, it's because I screwed it up.  Not because it doesn't like me...
Or feels threatened by me...
Or thinks I'm a smart ass...
Or doesn't like teaching and shouldn't be here...
Damn kid.  All he does is play games.  They're all alike.

And then it happened... a door opened to a world... rushing through the phone line like heroin through an addict's veins, an electronic pulse is sent out, a refuge from the day-to-day incompetencies is sought... a board is found.
"This is it... this is where I belong..."
I know everyone here... even if I've never met them, never talked to them, may never hear from them again... I know you all...
Damn kid.  Tying up the phone line again.  They're all alike...

You bet your ass we're all alike... we've been spoon-fed baby food at school when we hungered for steak... the bits of meat that you did let slip through were pre-chewed and tasteless.  We've been dominated by sadists, or ignored by the apathetic.  The few that had something to teach found us willing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in the desert.

This is our world now... the world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud.  We make use of a service already existing without paying for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn't run by profiteering gluttons, and you call us criminals.  We explore... and you call us criminals.  We seek
after knowledge... and you call us criminals.  We exist without skin color, without nationality, without religious bias... and you call us criminals.
You build atomic bombs, you wage wars, you murder, cheat, and lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals.

Yes, I am a criminal.  My crime is that of curiosity.  My crime is that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like.
My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me for.

I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto.  You may stop this individual, but you can't stop us all... after all, we're all alike.

                               +++The Mentor+++

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-20 23:00

>>2
i hate this.
"The Mentor" is the single most retarded, egotistical person on the internet (including that guy that sometimes spams /prog/ who shall not be named)

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 3:37

>>2
I fucking hate you and you're kind. You're right to swing you're fist stops at my face.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 4:37

>>3,4
morans

Name: Omen 2010-01-21 20:06

lame story kid.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 22:04

>>2
Yup, hacking is nothing more than wardriving and PHP vulnerabilities. This sanctimonious bullshit is just awful, and a bunch of kids that looked on youtube to figure out how to do a SQL injection now call themselves hackers..... ugh.. no thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 2:46

>>7
Your mistaken about hackers and hacking. It is hard to write a simple definition of something as varied as hacking, but I think what these activities have in common is playfulness, cleverness, and exploration. Thus, hacking means exploring the limits of what is possible, in a spirit of playful cleverness. Activities that display playful cleverness have "hack value".

Hackers typically had little respect for the silly rules that administrators like to impose, so they looked for ways around. For instance, when computers at MIT started to have "security" (that is, restrictions on what users could do), some hackers found clever ways to bypass the security, partly so they could use the computers freely, and partly just for the sake of cleverness (hacking does not need to be useful). However, only some hackers did this—many were occupied with other kinds of cleverness, such as placing some amusing object on top of MIT's great dome (**), finding a way to do a certain computation with only 5 instructions when the shortest known program required 6, writing a program to print numbers in roman numerals, or writing a program to understand questions in English.

Meanwhile, another group of hackers at MIT found a different solution to the problem of computer security: they designed the Incompatible Timesharing System without security "features". In the hacker's paradise, the glory days of the Artificial Intelligence Lab, there was no security breaking, because there was no security to break. It was there, in that environment, that I learned to be a hacker, though I had shown the inclination previously. We had plenty of other domains in which to be playfully clever, without building artificial security obstacles which then had to be overcome.

Yet when I say I am a hacker, people often think I am making a naughty admission, presenting myself specifically as a security breaker. How did this confusion develop?

Around 1980, when the news media took notice of hackers, they fixated on one narrow aspect of real hacking: the security breaking which some hackers occasionally did. They ignored all the rest of hacking, and took the term to mean breaking security, no more and no less. The media have since spread that definition, disregarding our attempts to correct them. As a result, most people have a mistaken idea of what we hackers actually do and what we think.

You can help correct the misunderstanding simply by making a distinction between security breaking and hacking—by using the term "cracking" for security breaking. The people who do it are "crackers". Some of them may also be hackers, just as some of them may be chess players or golfers; most of them are not.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 3:57

>>8
When I use the term hacker, I use it in the sense of people who can come up with a cleaver solution for a problem, or just interesting concepts put into action, and hacking being the activity of said hacker. It doesn't have to be about coding per se, but more of finding cleaver uses of the environment around you.

My problem is more of this, "OH MAN, SOCIETY CAN'T HOLD ME DOWN, BECAUSE THEY ARE YOUR RULES NOT MINE!!!" and all they know is turning on SSH on their friends macbook. Then suddenly they are game changing rebels against society and self proclaimed "hackers".

While some of the tenants of great hackers is ignoring the rules, and all that jazz. I find that back then, your mentioned MIT days, it was truly finding solutions around really real problems. Phone phreaking would be an example, and it wasn't from the stance that "I'm a criminal... and on society is blah blah blah", it was that long distance calls where fucking expensive, and if I wanted to connect to my favorite BBS I'm not paying $200 a month. In the 80's there were some really interesting ideas coming up, and those people were hackers in every sense of the word. It wasn't because they had some agenda, and acting like a bunch of emo 16 year olds. It was because they wanted to do something, and they fucking did it.

I'm not trying to say that it's dead either and the 80's were some great era or whatever. Look at the people who came up with torrenting, those are some true hackers. Anywho... I think you can sort of get my drift on what about that post made me cringe a little.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 7:14

>>9
a cleaver solution
hacker


At first I was like

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but then i was like

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Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 7:20

>OH MAN, SOCIETY CAN'T HOLD ME DOWN, BECAUSE THEY ARE YOUR RULES NOT MINE!
YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/david-bowie.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 8:44

>>10
He’s hackin' and wackin' and smackin',
He’s hackin' and wackin' and smackin',

But stop that.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-22 10:47

>>9
Then suddenly they are game changing rebels against society and self proclaimed "hackers".

Every industry has one.

>>10-12
This is why we need /prog/ mods and janitors.

Name: 4Chan sucks dick 2010-07-10 6:18

Dick

Name: VIPPER 2010-07-10 8:00

>>14
JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-10 15:01

Don't make me post the lyrics to "It's All About the Pentiums". Again.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-10 20:51

>>4
>>8

You're is the contracted form of You are. This form is used in sentences using "you" as the subject of the sentence with the verb "to be" used as either the helping verb (e.g. You're going ..., You're watching ...) or the principal verb of the sentence.

Your is the possessive pronoun form. This form is used to express that something belongs to "you".

You know you're a hacker when you drop out of school before your English requirement.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-10 20:59

>>17
you know your a english major when you learn useless shit and propaganda in school instead of reading you're SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-10 21:04

>>18
I value education and don't get defensive when I'm wrong.
Also, I trip LSD 8]

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-10 22:08

Bashing the hacker's manifesto

Fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-11 0:15

>>20
Hi there. I would like to inform you that that is not the correct way to use quotes. Polecat kebabs.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-11 2:06

>>17
Youa're gay as shit.

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