I have memory leaks.

I have memory leaks... I don't know the cause of it, but I suspect it has something to do with the calloc prostitute I slept with. I'm going to the doctor later to have a my memory analyzed. Lets hope it's nothing terminal.

Too bad that it's hard to find a maid willing to clean the houses of so-called `C' types, as they aren't tagged/marked properly, which makes it harder to tell garbage from useful data.