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Name: Anonymous 2010-01-16 7:12

Ahh, if Gimp was a type of person easily identifiable by an outward trait, I would throw javelins at their cocks.
And miss on purpose if it meant getting a head shot.
Fuckdamnit do I hate Gimp. I'd rather stick my newly roused genitalia in a rambunctious beehive than ever use that shitpile again.
The asswipe magnitude of the developers must be near the MAXIMUM point, which is always serious.
Fuck Gimp. I hope they go extinct.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 16:06

>>80
You're right, Haskell software has long since transcended software and has become art.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 16:08

>>78
Sysadmins:
languages: perl, shell, C; they all suck.
factiod: hate the people that use our systems, yes you faggot devs too.
reads: USENET forums like *-security-announce, security focus, man pages, tech dox; they all suck
editor: vi, emacs, sed & awk, perl -pi -e; they all suck
OS: they all really suck a.k.a.: whatever shit the clueless suits decided on before I started and now have to maintain.


FTFY

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 16:18

>>78
A Neighborhood of Infinity
Don't advertise your blag.

Though it's interesting.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 16:44

>>83
I somehow doubt that >>78 is Sigfpe, but in the unlikely event that he is, I enjoyed his ICFP talk.

Name: >>78 2010-01-18 16:45

>>84
I am not he.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 16:48

>>85
In that case, the talk was shit XDXDXDXD

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 17:55

>>83
Reading it now, being told that I just
rediscovered one of the deepest notions in mathematics
feels good man.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 17:58

I like my freedom. I don't have that with Photoshop.
I prefer the freedom to draw pictures to the freedom to implement myself what the bare requirements to actually draw pictures.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 18:20

As if anyone actually cares what you prefer.

You are one voice amongst billions; of no significance.

Your opinion just adds to the background noise, and is not even enough to clear the s/n floor.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 18:39

>>89
There are no opinions here.  The gimp is undeniably shit.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 18:42

>>90
And still not one plausible argument. Even the biggest hater of the thread said that "the GIMP is as comfortable as photoshop for retouching red eyes then scaling pictures".

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 18:45

>>91
And you think that's something that'd make your mama proud?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 18:47

>>92
Hell no! Ain't no pleasing that bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 18:48

I'd like to take a minute of your time to inform you that things aren't going very well with my cute japanese girl friend. Stuff happened and she blocked me now. Onto the next one :(

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 18:49

>>94
Thank's for taking your time to inform us! I hope thing's get better for you two.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 19:18

>>94
Thank's for taking our time to inform us!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 20:03

>>92
That's something that makes it a Photoshop alternative. Given that it is not intended to be a drop-in replacement (http://gimp-savvy.com/BOOK/index.html) this actually proves just how intuitive it can be for someone who until now was only using the Photoshop mindset.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 20:23

>>97
Notepad is a fair and intuitive replacement for MS Word if you're looking for grocery list editing software. That doesn't make it good.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 20:54

>>98
'Implying that Ms Word is good

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 21:56

>>99
It's better than OpenOffice.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 23:15

>>98
Nice strawman here. Notepad is a plain text editor, MSWord a formatted text editor. That's like comparing the Gimp to MSPaint. Of course paint can also retouch red eyes and scale images, but what is your point exactly?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 23:32

>>101
You assume that Notepad and MS Word are both text editors.
You assert that Notepad can do some task, but claim that being able to do a given task does not show that Notepad is good.

I point out that by giving two examples of text editors, and then by dismissing one of them, you've left with the implication that the only alternative left, MS Word, is a good option. A and B. If not A, then B.

I remind you that your claim that Notepad is not good is not evidence that MS Word is good in the first place. Notepad and MSWord may both fail at doing certain tasks where other text editors may succeed.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-19 3:32

>>88
Wrong tool for the job mate. Gimp is a photo manipulator, not a painting program. If you want to draw pretty pictures, try Inkscape. Besides that, you cannot have freedom when you choose Photoshop. Instead of freedom, you choose to give up your freedom in exchange for the opportunity operate Photoshop on your machine.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-19 6:47

Inkscape? Seriously? It is soooooo slow. For painting Artrage and Mypaint.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-19 7:27

>>104
SAI! SAI! SAI is the standard!

Name: Sagey McSagerson 2010-01-19 10:46

ITT: Trolls trolling trolls. Good day to you foul sodomites and persons of color.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-19 11:19

>>103
This is the most retarded thing said in this thread. You can't make pretty digital paintings with a vectorial illustration program. That's like recommending using flutes to make rock music.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-19 11:45

>>107
Jethro Tull:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jethro_Tull_%28band%29

Jethro Tull are a British rock group formed in 1967.[1] Their music is characterised by the lyrics, vocals and flute work of Ian Anderson, who has led the band since its founding, and guitarist Martin Barre, who has been with the band since 1969.

TROLL ATTEMPT: FAILURE (score 1/10)

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-19 12:15

>>108
Using exceptions is not a proper way to refute anything.

Name: /prog/ compliance officer 2010-01-19 12:19

>>108
Code tags are not a substitute for [m] or proper quoting

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-19 12:19

When I produce exquisite pieces of ART, I don't want eight EXTRA MEGABYTES of worthless
color palettes and paintbrush positioning code!  I just want an Image Editor!!
Not a "GIMPitor".  Not a "Mario Paintitor".  Those aren't even WORDS!!!!
ImageMagick! ImageMagick! ImageMagick IS THE STANDARD!!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-19 12:26

>>110
Your pathetic rules do not apply to me.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-19 14:00

((lambda x (loop (print (eval x)))) (read my-anus))
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Name: Anonymous 2010-01-19 14:03

>>111
3/10, keep going

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-19 15:20

>>10
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=293
This particular image was drawn in Flash and touched up in Photoshop.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-19 15:23

>>107
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=293
This particular image was drawn in Flash and touched up in Photoshop.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-19 16:22

>>16
Yeah. Crappy ones.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-19 17:10

Paint Shop Pro > *
Suck it, bitches.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-19 17:29

>>101
That is exactly my point.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-19 19:23

>>119
Photoshop can do everything MS Paint does
The GIMP can do everything MS Paint does
Ergo the GIMP can do everything Photoshop does
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