GIMP

Ahh, if Gimp was a type of person easily identifiable by an outward trait, I would throw javelins at their cocks.
And miss on purpose if it meant getting a head shot.
Fuckdamnit do I hate Gimp. I'd rather stick my newly roused genitalia in a rambunctious beehive than ever use that shitpile again.
The asswipe magnitude of the developers must be near the MAXIMUM point, which is always serious.
Fuck Gimp. I hope they go extinct.

For the last time, it's not shit.
It's true that it's only barely better than Photoshop. But it is free (as in freedom).
Designers only use Photoshop because that's what they were taught to use, and they are not critical thinkers seeking alternatives (they're designers). Adobe has deals with every school. And Adobe uses the non-standard PSD format to lock users in. GNU can't compete against disloyal practices like this.