GIMP

Ahh, if Gimp was a type of person easily identifiable by an outward trait, I would throw javelins at their cocks.
And miss on purpose if it meant getting a head shot.
Fuckdamnit do I hate Gimp. I'd rather stick my newly roused genitalia in a rambunctious beehive than ever use that shitpile again.
The asswipe magnitude of the developers must be near the MAXIMUM point, which is always serious.
Fuck Gimp. I hope they go extinct.

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Why do you care so much about the GIMP, if by your own admission you do not care at about quality photography, visual design, or the graphic arts?
I care because bad tools in my fields make me sick.
I would never dare to go around claiming that since OpenOffice is good enough for me to write and print out one-page documents it is good enough for a novelist accustomed to MS Word. I accept that I lack the experience to guess what people who write all day really need.