I've finally read all of it. I orgasmed 6 times in the process.
Name:
Anonymous2009-12-20 12:30
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Name:
Anonymous2009-12-21 3:50
DAY OF THE BARNEY
Mrs. Thompson kissed her two children, Jenny and Robby, and sat them before
the television set. Their eyes widened and gleamed as the picture faded in,
revealing the one who had become a dear and cherished friend over the last few
months. Mrs. Thompson smiled at their captivated wonder, and went to the
kitchen to prepare dinner. As she readied the vegetables for stir-fry, she
peered into the living room and watched the blubbery, purple dinosaur prance
and roll across the screen.
"Silly fat reptile," she muttered, and went back to her preparations.
If Jenny and Robby were annoyed by her remark, they made no sign of it.
Instead, they listened and watched in rapt attention to Barney the Dinosaur,
who was being broadcast live from the nation's capitol. The plaza was filled
with thousands of wide-eyed youths, who wriggled and squirmed for a closer look
at the Purple One. Off to the wings, the green dinosaur known as Baby Bop
giggled and preened, occasionally blowing a kiss to the children in the crowd.
Finally, following a light song and dance about sharing, Barney sauntered up to
the podium and spoke:
"Hello, all my friends out there! I'm so happy you could make it to my
special concert. Have I told you lately how much I love you?"
Children world-wide simultaneously burst, "I love you too, Barney!"
The Purple One giggled and for a moment appeared to blush. "Love is such
a wonderful thing. Especially the love you and I share for each other. I also
want you to know how much of a special friend you are to me. Are you my friend
also?"
The response was thunderous, rising from the kids in the plaza, across the
living rooms scattered across the nation.
>>174
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>>176
I read this comment maybe a dozen times while browsing the front page, and this is the first time I noticed it says congressman rather than Sussman.
To the person that submitted post after post of off-topic, poorly written erotic fanfic in a thread with a decent quantity of humor potential: fuck you.