<prog.h>

#define GRUNNUR exit(0)

// NO EXCEPTIONS

#define return_value_and_increment(X) X++

#include <assert.h>

#define PRESS_REPLY (assert(!strcmp(meiru, "sage")))

// Implements the recommended Sussman API, revision 1
void lisp() {
   for(;;)
      print( eval( read() ) ) );
}

#include "void.h" //handles all the common functions,#defines,#ifdefs and #includes

Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door. Then…………

We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy’s thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)

“Oh Draco, Draco!” I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco’s arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words………… Vampire!

I was so angry.

“You bastard!” I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.

“No! No! But you don’t understand!” Draco pleaded. But I knew too much.

“No, you fucking idiot!” I shouted. “You probably have AIDs anyway!”

I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire’s classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people.

“VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” I yelled.
Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.

“Ebony, it’s not what you think!” Draco screamed sadly.

My friend B’loody Mary Smith smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Hermione was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Griffindoor. )

“What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!” Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.

“Vampire, I can’t believe you cheated on me with Draco!” I shouted at him.

Everyone gasped.

I don’t know why Ebony was so mad at me. I had went out with Vampire (I’m bi and so is Ebony) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy fucker. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.)

“But I’m not going out with Draco anymore!” said Vampire.

“Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!” I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears.
I was so mad and sad. I couldn’t believe Draco for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Draco.

Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! He didn’t have a nose (basically like Voldemort in the movie) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn’t gothic. It was…… Voldemort!

“No!” I shouted in a scared voice but then Voldemort shouted “Imperius!” and I couldn’t run away.

“Crookshanks!” I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped.

“Ebony.” he yelled. “Thou must kill Vampire Potter!”

I thought about Vampire and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden. I remembered that Draco had said I didn’t understand, so I thought, what if Draco went out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up?

“No, Voldemort!” I shouted back.

Voldemort gave me a gun. “No! Please!” I begged.

“Thou must!” he yelled. “If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Draco!”

“How did you know?” I asked in a surprised way.

Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. “I hath telekinesis.” he answered cruelly. “And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!” he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.

I was so scared and mad I didn’t know what to do. Suddenly Draco came into the woods.

“Draco!” I said. “Hi!”

“Hi.” he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between Joel Madden and Gerard Way.

“Are you okay?” I asked.

“No.” he answered.

“I’m sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me.” I expelled.

“That’s okay.” he said all depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together making out.
I was really scared about Vlodemort all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are B’loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Hargrid. Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren’t coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn’t die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there’s no way I’m writing that) or a steak) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I’m a slut but I’m really not.

We were singing a cover of ‘Helena’ and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.

“Ebony! Are you OK?” B’loody Mary asked in a concerted voice.

“What the fuck do you think?” I asked angrily. And then I said. “Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don’t want to kill him, because, he’s really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don’t kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!” I burst into tears. Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall.

“Why didn’t you fucking tell me!” he shouted. “How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!” (c is dat out of character?)

I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying.

We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn’t cause he had a headache.

“What have you done!” He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) “Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists.”

#define int PENIS

“NO!” I screamed. I was horrorfied! B’loody Mary tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off and I ran to my room crying myself. Dumbledore chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way.

Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn’t fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.

“EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!” I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. Suddenly Vampire ran in.

“Abra Kedavra!” he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb. I took my gun and shot Snape and Loopin a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Dumblydore ran in. “Ebony, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” he shouted looking at Snape and Loopin and then he waved his wand and suddenly…

Hargrid ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk.

“What do you know, Hargrid? You’re just a little Hogwarts student!”

“I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….” Hargirid paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!”

“This cannot be.” Snap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Dumblydore’s wand had shot him. “There must be other factors.”

“YOU DON’T HAVE ANY!” I yelled in madly.

Loopin held up the camera triumelephantly. “The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!”

I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood.

“Why are you doing this?” Loopin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook.

And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint.

“BECAUSE…BECAUSE….” Hargid said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.

“Because you’re goffic?” Snap asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan.

“Because I LOVE HER!”
I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Drago had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together.

“NO!” I THOUGHT IT WAS HAIRgrid but it was Vampire. He started to scream. “OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!” and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.

I stopped. “How did u know?”

“I saw it! And my scar turned back into the lightning bolt!”

“NO!” I ran up closer. “I thought you didn’t have a scar anymore!” I shouted.

“I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation.” he said back. “Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco…………….Volfemort has him bondage!”

Anyway I was in the school nurse’s office now recovering from my slit wrists. Snap and Loopin and HAHRID were there too. They were going to St. Mango’s after they recovered cause they were pedofiles and you can’t have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz. Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them.

Anyway Hargrid came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses.

“Enoby I need to tell u somethnig.” he said in a v. serious voice, giving me the roses.

“Fuck off.” I told him. “You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I don’t like fucked up preps like you.” I snapped. Hargrid had been mean to me before for being gottik.

“No Enoby.” Hargrid says. “Those are not roses.”

“What, are they goffs too you poser prep?” I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink roses.

“I saved your life!” He yelled angrily. “No you didn’t I replied.” “You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton p- video made from your shower scene and being vued by Snap and Loopin.” Who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong) to it he added silently.

“Whatever!” I yelled angirly.

He pointed his wand at the pink roses. “These aren’t roses.” He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered Well If you wanted Honesty that’s all you haD TO SAY! .

“That’s not a spell that’s an MCR song.” I corrected him wisely.

“I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes.” Then he screamed. “Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio(4 all u cool goffic mcr fans out, there, that is a tribute! specially for raven I love you girl!)imo noto okayo!”

And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. Now I knew he wasn’t a prep.

“OK I believe you now wtf is Drako?”

Hairgrid rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame but I could c nothing.

“U c, Enobby,” Dumblydore said, watching the two of us watching the flame. “2 c wht iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT) u mst find urslf 1st, k?”

“I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!” Hargrid yelled. dUMBLydore lookd shockd. I guess he didn’t have a headache or else he would have said something back.

Hairgrid stormed off back into his bed. “U r a liar, prof dumbledoree!”

Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a black leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on them. I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Samara from the Ring (if u don’t know who she iz ur a prep so fuk off!) and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss.

“You look kawai, girl.” B’loody Mary said sadly. “Fangs (geddit) you do too.” I said sadly too, but I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Snap and Loopin couldn’t spy on me this time. I went to some classes. Vampire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Draco. He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff.

“Hi.” he said in a depressed way. “Hi back.” I said in an wqually said way.

We both looked at each other for some time. Harry had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Dracos. Then……… we jumped on each other and started screwing each other.

“STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!” shouted Professor McGoggle who was watching us and so was everyone else.

“Vampire you fucker!” I said slapping him. “Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Draco!” I shouted and then I ran away angrily.

Just then he started to scream. “OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!” and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.

“NO!” I ran up closer.

“I thought you didn’t have a scar anymore!” I shouted.

“I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation.” he said back. “Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco…………….Volfemort has him bondage!”
Vampire and I ran up the stairs looking for Dumbledore. We were so scared.

“Dumbledore Dumblydore!” we both yelled. Dumbledore came there.

“What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?” he asked angrily.

“Volsemort has Draco!” we shouted at the same time.

He laughed in an evil voice.

“No! Don’t! We need to save Draco!” we begged.

“No.” he said meanly. “I don’t give a darn what Voldemort does to Draco. Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Ebony.” he said while he frowned looking at me. “Besides I never liked him that much anyway.” then he walked away. Vampire started crying. “My Draco!” he moaned. (AN: don’t u fik gay guyz r lik so hot!)

“Its okay!” I tried to tell him but that didn’t stop him. He started to cry tears of blood. Then he had a brainstorm. “I had an idea!” he exclaimed.

“What?” I asked him.

“You’ll see.” he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then…… suddenly we were in Voldemprt’s lair!

We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. “Allah Kedavra!” It was……………………………….. Voldemort!

We ran to where Volcemort was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn’t there. Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was. Draco was there crying tears of blood. Snaketail was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail.

“Rid my sight you despicable preps!” he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. “EbonyIloveyouwiluhavesexwithme.” he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok)

“Huh?” I asked. ”Enoby I love you will you have sex with me?” asked Snaketail. I started laughing crudely. “What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard.” I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.

“Nooooooooooooo!” he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly.

“Snaketail what art thou doing?” called Voldemort. Then…… he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying.

“What’s wrong honey?” asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) and a really huge you-know-what and everything.

“Its so unfair!” I yielded. “Why can’t I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for B’loody Mary, because she’s not ugly or anything.”

“Why would you wanna be ugly? I don’t like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts.” answered Draco.

“Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he’s in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?” I shouted angrily. (an” don’t wory enoby isn’t a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) “Im good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!” I shouted and then I ran away.  
“Ebony Ebony!” shouted Draco sadly. “No, please, come back!”

But I was too mad.

“Whatever! Now u can go anh have sex with Vampire!” I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key. It had a picture of Marylin Manson on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Draco and Vampire. I started to cry and weep. I took a razor and started to slit my wrists. I drank the blood all depressed. Then I looked at my black GC watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class.

I put on a short ripped black gothic dress that said Anarchy on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Joel all over them with blood red letters. I put my ebony black hair out. Anyway I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did sum advanced Biology work. I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar. Suddenly the guitar turned to Draco!

“Enoby I love you!” he shouted sadly. “I dnot care what those fucker preps and posers fink. Ur da most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you I used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just wanna fucking be with you. I fucking love you!.” Then……………. he started to sing “Da Chronicles of Life and Death” (we considered it our song now cuz we fell in love when Joel was singing it) right in front of the entire class! His singing voice was so amazing and gothic and sexxy like a cross between Gerard, Joel, Chester, Pierre and Marilyn Manson (AN: don’t u fink dos guyz r so hot. if u dnot no who dey r get da fuk out od hr!) .

“OMFG.” I said after he was finished. Some fucking preps stared at us but I just stuck up my middle fingers (that were covered in black nail polish and were entwined with Draco’s now) at them. “I love you!” I said and then we started to kiss just like Hilary Duff (i fukin h8 dat bitch) and CMM in a Cinderella Story. Then we went away holding hands. Loopin shouted at us but he stopped cuz everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked 2gether. Then I saw a poster saying that MCR would have a concert in Hogsmede right then. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went 2gether.
We ran happily to Hogsmede. There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happly. MCR were there playing ‘Helena’. I was so fucking happy! Gerard looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Draco thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn’t matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. I was wearing a black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Draco was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn’t them at all. It was.,……………………….. Volsemort and da Death Dealers!

“Wtf Draco im not going to a concert wid u!” I shouted angrily. “Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its MCR n u no how much I lik them”

“What cause we…you know…” he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys don’t like to talk a bout you-know-what.

“Yeah cause we you know!” I yielded in an angry voice.

“We won’t do that again.” Draco promised. “This time, we’re going with an ESCORT.”

“OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?” I asked. “So I guess ur a prep or a Christina or what now?”

“NO.” he muttered loudly.

“R u becoming a prep or what?” I shootd angrily.

“Enoby! I’m not! Pls come with me!” He fell down to his knees and started singing ‘Da world is black’ by GC to me.

I was flattened cause that’s not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me!

“OK then I guess I will have to.” I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room.

B’loody Mary was standing there. “Hajimemashite gurl.” she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz ‘how do u do’ in japanese). “BTW Willow that fucking poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math.” (an: RAVEN U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!)

“It serves that fuking bich right.” I laughed angrily.

Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. “Maybe Willow will die too.” I said.

“Kawai.” B’loody Mair shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. “Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den loopin did it with her cause he’s a necphilak.”

“Kawai.” I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie.

“OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with drako tonight in Hogsmeade with mcr.” I sed. “ I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA.”

B’Loody Mairy Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. “Omfg totally lets go shopping.”

“In Hot Topic, right?” I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde.

“No.” My head snaped up.

‘WHAT?” my head spuin. I could not believe it. “B’Loody Mary are u a PREP?”

“NOOOO!NOOOO!” She laughed. “I found some cool goffic stores near Hogwarts that’s all.”

“Hu told u abut them” I askd sure it would be Drako or Diabolo or Vampire(don’t even SAY that nam to me!). Or me.

“Dumblydore.” She sed. “Let me just call our broms.”

“OMFFG DUMBLYDORE?” I asked quietly.

“Yah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk.” She told me. “Come on let’s go.”

We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Hogsmeade. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. “We only have these for da real goffs.”

“Da real goffs?” Me and B’Loody Mary asked.

“Yah u wouldn’t believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday loopin and snap tried to buy a goffic camera pouch.” He shook his head. “I dint even no they had a camera.”

“OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!” I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.

“Oh my satan you have to buy that outfit” The salesperson said.

“Yeah it looks totlly hot.” said B’Loody Mary.

“You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?” he asked.

“Yeah I am actually.” I looked back at him. “Hey BTW my name’s ebondy dark’ness dementia TARA way what’s yours?”

“Tom Rid.” He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. “maybe I’ll see you there tonight.”

“Yeah I don’t think so cause I am going there with my bf drako you sick perv!” I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Hargrid flew in on his black broom looking worried. “OMFG EBONDY U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!”

Tom Riddle gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free. He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual). Hargird kept shooting at us to cum back 2 Hogwarts. “WTF Hargrid?” I shouted angrily. “Fuck off you fjucking bastard.” Well anyway Willow came. Hargird went away angrily.

“Hey bitch you look kawaii.” she said.

“Yah but not as kawaii as you.” I answered sadly cause Willow’s really pretty and everything. She was wearing a short black corset-thingy with blood red lace on it and a blak blood-red miniskirt, leather fish-nets and black poiny boots that showed off how pale she wuz. She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything. She was thin enouff 2 be anorexic.

“So r u going 2 da concert wif Draco?” she asked.

“Yah.” I said happily.

“I’m gong with Diabolo.” she anserred happily. Well anyway Draco and Diabolo came. They were both loking extremely hot and sexy and u could tell they thoufht we were ot 2. Diabolo was wearing a black t-shirt that said ‘666’ on it. He was wearing tons off makeup jus like Marylin Manson. Draco was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black GC t-shirt and black Vans he got from da Warped tower. B’loody Mart was going 2 da concert wif Dracola. Dracola used to be called Navel but it tuned out dat he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were vampires. They dyed in a car crash. Navel converted to Satanism and he went goth. He was in Slitherin now. He was wearing a black Wurped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair wif red streekz in it. We kall him Dracula now. Well anyway we al went 2 Draco’s black Mercy-Bens (geddit cuz wer gpffik) that his dad Lucian gave him. We did pot, coke and crak. Draco and I made out. We made fun of dose stupid fuking preps. We soon got there…….I gapsed.

Gerard was da sexiest guy eva! He locked even sexier den he did in pix. He had long raven blak hair n piercing blue eyes. He wuz really skinny and he had n amazing ethnic voice. We moshed 2 Helena and sum odder songz. Sudenly Gerard polled of his mask. So did the other membez. I gasped. It wasn’t Gerard at all! It was an ugly preppy man wif no nose and red eyes... Every1 ran away but me and Draco. Draco and I came. It was…….Vlodemort and da Death Deelers!

“U moronic idiots!” he shooted angstily. “Enoby, I told u to kill Vampire. Thou have failed. And now……….I shall kill thou and Draco!”

“No no please!” We begged sadly but he took out his knife.

Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed ‘avril lavigne’ on da back. He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away. It was…………………………………DUMBLYDORE!  
I woke up the next day in my coffin. I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eyesharrow, blood-bed lipstick and a black really low-cut leather dress that was all ripped and in stripes so you could see my belly. I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it.

(Da night before Draco and I rent back to the skull (geddit skull koz im goffik n I like deth). Dumbeldore chased Vlodemort away. We flew there on our brooms. Mine was black and the broom-stuff was blood-red. There was lace all over it. Draco had a black MCR boom. We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song.)

Well anyway I went down to the Grate Hall. There all da walls were painted black and da tables were black too. But you fould see that there was pink pant underneath the black pant. And there were pastors of poser bands everywhere, like Ashlee Simpson and the Backstreet Boys.

“WTF!” I shouted going to sit next to B’loody Mary and Willow. B’loody Mary was wearing a black leather mini with a Good Chraloote t-shirt, black fishnets and black pointy boots. Willow was wearing a long gothic blak dress with blood red writing that was all lacy and came up to your thighs and black boots and fishnets. Vampire, Dracula and Draco came. We started to talk about who was sexier, Mikey or Gerard Way or Billie Joe Armstrong. The boys joined in cause they were bi.

“Those guys are so fucking hot.” Navel was saying as suddenly a gothic old man with a black beard and everything came. He was the same one who had chassed away Vlodemort yesterday. He had normal tan skin but he was wearing white foundation and he had died his hare black.

“……………….DUMBLEDORE?1!” we all gasped.

“WTF?” I shouted angrily. “I thought he was just wearing that to scare Volsemort!”

“Hello everyone.” he said happily. “As u can see I gave the room a makeover. Whjat do u fink about it?”

Everyone from the poser table in Gryiffindoor started to cheer. Well we goths just looked at each other all disfusted and shook our heads. We couldn’t believe what a poser he was!1.

“BTW you can call me Albert.” HE CALLED AS WE LEFT to our classes.

“What a fucking poser!” Draco shouted angrily as we we to Transfomation. We were holding hands. Vampire looked really jealous. I could see him crying blood in a gothic way (geddit, way lik Gerard) but I didn’t say anything. “I bet he’s havin a mid-life crisis!” Willow shouted.

I was so fucking angry.  
All day we sat angerly finking about Dumbelldore. We were so fucking pissed off. Well, I had one thing to look forward too- da MCR concert. It had been postphoned, so we could all go.

Anyway, I went to the common room sadly to cut classes. Draco was being all secretive.

I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve bi guyz so hot).

“No one fucking understands me!1” he shouted angrily as his black hare went in his big blue eyes like Billie Joe in Boulevard of Borken Dreamz. He was wearing black baggy paints, a black MCR t-shirt and a black die. (geddit insted of tie koz im goffik) I was wearing a blak leather low cut top with chains all over it all over it a blak leather mini, black high held boots and a cross belly fing. My hair was al up in a messy relly high bun like Amy Lee in Gong Under. (email me if u wana see da pik)

“Accuse me? What about me!” I growled.

“Buy-but-but-” he grunted.

“You fucking bastard!” I moaned.

“No! Wait! It’s not what it fucking looks like!” he shouted.

But it was to late. I knew what I herd. I ran to the bathroom angrily, cring. Draco banged on the door. I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like Benji in the video for Girls and Bois (raven that is soo our video!). I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot.

Suddenly Hargrid came. He had appearated.

“You gave me a fucking shock!” I shouted angrily dropping my pot. “Wtf do you fink you’re doing in da gurl’s room?”

Only it wasn’t just Hargrid. Someone else was with him too! For a second I wanted it 2 b Tom Rid or maybe Draco but it was Dumblydore.

“Hey I need to ask you a question.” he said, pulling out his black wanabe-goffik purse. “What are u wearing to the concert?”

“U no who MCR r!” I gasped.

“No I just saw there was a concert dat a lot of gothz and punx were going 2.” He said. “Anyway Draco has a surprise for u.”

All day I wondered what the surprise was. Meanwhile, I pot on a blak ledder mini, a blak corset with urple lace stuff all over it, an black gothic compact boots. MCR were gong 2 do the concert again, since Volxemort had taken over the last one. I slit my wrists while I moshed 2 MCR in my bedroom all night, feeling excited. Suddenly someone knocked on the door while I was trying on sum black clothes and moshing to Fang u 4 da Venom. I gut all mad and turned it of, but sacredly I hopped inside dat it was Draco so we could do it again.

“Wut de fucking hell r u doing!” I shouted angrily. It was Loopin! “R u gonna cum rape me or what.” I yelled. I was allowed to say dat because Dumblydore had told us all 2 be careful around hem and Snap since he was a pedo.

“No, actshelly (geddit, hell) kan I plz burrow sum condemns.” he growld angrily.

“Yah, so u can fuk ur six-yr-old gurlfriend, huh?” I shouted sarkastikally.

“Fuker.” He said, gong away.

Well anyway, I put on some black eyesharow, black eyeliner, and some black lipstick and white foundation. Then I went. Den I gasped…………………………………………………………….Snake and Loopin were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and Dobby was watching!1

“Oh my god you ludacris idiot!” they both shooted angrily when they saw me. Dobby ran away crying. Dey got up, though. Normally I wood have ben turned on (I luv cing guyz do it) but both of them were fuking preps. (btw snake is movd 2 griffindoor now)

“WTF is that why u wanted condoms?” I asked sadistically. (c I speld dat)

“Only you wouldn’t give them to me!” Lumpkin shouted angrily.

“Well you shoulda told me.” I replayed.

“You dimwit!.” Snake began 2 shoot angrily. And then………I took out my black camera and took a pic of them. U could see that they were naked and everything.

“Well xcuse me!” they both shouted angrily. “What was dat al about?”

“It wuz to blackmail u.” I snarked. “So now next time you see me doing it with my boyfriend you cant fuking rat me out or I’ll show dis to Dumbledork. So fuck off, u bastards!” I started to run. They chased me but I threw my wound at them and dey tripped over it. Well anyway, I went outside and there was Vampire, looking extremely fucking hot.

“WTF where’d Draco?” I asked him.

“Oh he’s bein a fucking bastard. He told me he wouldn’t cum.” Vampire said shaking his hed. “U wanna cum with me? 2 the concert?”

Then….. he showed me his flying car. I gasped. It was a black car. He said his dogfather Serious Blak had given it 2 him. The license plate on the front sed MCR666 on it. The one on da back said ‘ENOBY’ on it.

……….I gasped.

We flew to the concert hall. MCR were there, playing.

Vampire and I began 2 make out, moshing to the muzik. I gapsed, looking at da band.

I almost had an orgasim. Gerard was so fucking hot! He begin 2 sing ‘Helena’ and his sexah beautiful voice began 2 fill the hall. ……….And den, I heard some crrying. I turned and saw Draco, cryin in a corner.  
Later we all went in the skull. Draco was crying in da common room. “Draco are u okay?” I asked in a gothic voice.

“No I’m not u fuking bitch!” he shouted angrily. He stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way. I stated to cry cuz I was afraid he would commit suicide.

“Its ok Enoby.” said Vampire comfortly. “Ill make him feel better.”

“U mean you’ll go fuck him wont you!” I shouted angrily. Then I ran 2 get Draco. Vampire came too.

“Draco please come!” he began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pail face. I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!)

And then………………………….. we herd sum footsteps! Vampire got out his blak invincibility coke. We both gut under it. We saw the janitor Mr. Norris there, shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand.

“WHOSE THERE!” he shouted angrily. We saw Filth come. He went unda da invisibility cloke and started to meow loudly.

“IS ANY1 THERE!” yelled Mr. Norris.

“No fuck u you preppy little poser sun of a fukcing bich!” Vampire said under his breast in a disgusted way.

“EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!” yelled Mr. Norris. Den he heard Filch meow. “Filth is der any1 unda da cloak!” he asked. Filth nodded. And then……………………….Vampir frenched me! He did it jus as…………………….. Mr. Norris was taking of da cloak!1

“WHAT DA-” he yelled but it was 2 late cuz now we were ruining away frum him. And den we saw Draco crying n bustin in2 tearz and slitting his rists outside of da school.

“Draco!” I cried. “R u okay?”

“I guess though.” Draco weeped. We went back to our coffins frenching each other. Draco and I decided to watch Lake Placid (c isnt da deprezzin) on the gothic red bed together. As I wuz about 2 put in the video, my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now. There was a knok on the door and Fug and da Mystery of Magic walked into the school!1  
All day everyone talked about the Misery of Magic. Well anyway, I woke up the next day. I was in my coffin so I opened the door. I was wearing blak lacey leather pajamas. Then I gasped.

Standing in front of me where………………. B;loody Mary, Vampire, Diabolo, Draco, Dracula and Willow!

I opened my crimson eyes. Willow was wearing a tight black leather top with pictures of bloody roses all over it. Under that she wart a black poofy skirt wit lace on it and black gothic boots that was attached to the top. Vampire was wearing a baggy Simple Plan t-shirt and baggy black pants and Vans. Draco was wearing a black MCR t-shirt and blak jeans and a leather jacket. He looked just likee Gerard Way, and almost as fucking sexy. Vampire looked like Joel Madden. B’loody Mary was wearing a tight black poofy gothic dress that she had ripped so it showed of all her clearage with a white apron that said ‘bich’ and other swear words and MCR lyrics on it kind of like one dress I had seen Amy Lee wear once. Darkness (who is Jenny) was there too. She was weaving a ripped gothic black dress with ripped stuff all over it and a lace-up top thing and black pointy boots. So were Crab and Goyle. It turns out that Darkness, Diabolo, Crab and Goyle’s dad was a vampire. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists with a razor. He had raped them and stuff before too. They all got so depressed that they became goffik and converted to Stanism.

“OMFG” I yielded as I jumped up. “Why the fuck are u all here?”

“Enoby something is really fucked up.” Draco said.

“OK but I need to put my fucking clothes on first.” I shouted angrily.

“It’s all right. We have to go now and you look kawaii anyway. Your so fucking beautiful.” Draco said in a sexy voice.

“Oh all right.” I said smiling. “But you have to tell me why your being all erective.”

“I will I will.” he said.

So I just put on some black eyeliner, black lipstick and red eyeshadow and white foundation. Then I came. We all went outside the Great Hal and looked in from a widow. A fucking prep called Britney from Griffindoor was standing next to us. She was wearing a pink mini and a Hilary Duff t-shirt so we put up our middle fingers at her. Inside the Great Hall we could see Dumbledork. Cornelia Fudged was there shouting at Dumbledore. Doris Rumbridge was there too.

“THIS CANNOT BE!” she shouted angrily. “THE SCHOOL MUST BE CLOSED!”

“THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!” yelled Cornelia Fudge.

“YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!” yelled Rumbridge. “YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!”

“Very well.” Dumbledore said angrily. “Butt we cannot do this. We can’t close the school. There is only one person who is capable of killing Voldemort and she is in the school. And her name is…………………………………………………………………..Enony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way.”

Draco, Crab, Goyle, Darkness, Willow, Vampire and B’loody Mary looked at each other………I gasped.

The door opened and Proffesor Rumbridge and Cornelia Fudge stomped out angrily. Then Dumbledum and Rumbridge sawed us.

“MR. WAY WHAT THE BEEP ARE YOU DOING!” Rumbridge shouted angrily. Dumbledore blared at her.

“Oops she made a mistake!” he corrupted her. “She means hi everybody cum in!”

Well we all came in angrily. So did all the other students. I sat between Darkness and Draco and opposite B’loody Mary. Crab and Goyle started 2 make some morbid jokes. They both looked exactly like Ville Vollo. I eight some Count Chocula and drank som blood from a cup. Then I herd someone shooting angrily. I looked behind me it was………Vampire! He and Draco were shooting at eachother.

“Vampire, Draco WTF?” I asked.

“You fucking bustard!” yelled Draco at Vampire. “I want to shit next to her!1”

“No I do!” shouted.

“No she doesn’t fucking like u, you son of a bitch!” yelled Draco.

“No fuck you motherfucker she laves me not you!” shouted Vampire. And then……………… he jumped on Draco! (no not in dat way u perv) They started to fight and beat up each other.

Dumbldore yelled at them but they didn’t stop. All of a sudden…… a terrible man with red eyes and no nose flew in on his broomstick. He had no nose and was wearing a gray robe. All the glass in the window he flew thru fell apart. Britney that fucking prep started to cry. Vampire and Draco stopped fighting….I shopped eating….Everyone gasped. Da room fell silent………………….Volzemort!

“Eboby…..Ebony…….” Darth Valer sed evilly in his raspy voice. “Thou havfe failed ur mission. Now I shall kill thou and I shall kill Vampire as well. If thou does not kill him before then I shall kill Draco too!”

“Plz don’t make me kill him plz!” I begged.

“No!” he laughed crudely. “Kill him, or I shall kill him anyway!” Then he flew away cackling.

I bust into tears. Draco and Vampire came to contort me. Suddenly my eyes rolled up so they looked all cool and gothic. I had a vision were I saw some lighting flash and then Voldremot coming to kill Draco while Draco slit his wrists in a depressed way.

“No!” I screamed sexily. Suddenly I locked up and stopped having the vision.

“Ebony Ebony aure you alright?” asked Draco in a worried voice.

“Yeah yeah.” I said sadly as I got up.

“Everyfing’s all right Enoby.” said Vampire all sensetive.

“No its not!” I shouted angrily. Tearz of blood went down my face. “OMFG what if I’m getting possessed like in Da Ring 2!”

“Its ok gurl.” said B’loody Mary. “Maybe u should ask Proffesor Sinister about what the visions mean though.”

“Ok bich.” I said sadly and den we went.
Well we had Deviation next so I got to ask Proffessor Trevolry about the visions.

“Konnichiwa everybody come in.” said Proffesor Sinister in Japanese. She smelled at me with her gothic black lipstick. She’s da coolest fucking teacher ever. She had long dead black hair with blood red tips and red eyes. (hr mom woz a vampire. She’s also haf Japanese so she speaks it and everyfing. she n b’loody mry get along grate) She’s really young for a teacher. 2day she was wearing a black leather top with red lace and a long goffik black ripped dress. We went inside the black classroom with pastors of Emily the Strong. I raced my hand. I was wearing some black naie Polish with red pentagrams on it.

“What is it Ebony?” she asked. “Hey I love ur nail polish where’d u get it, Hot Topik?”

“Yeah.” I answered. All the preps who didn’t know what HT was gave me weird looks. I gave them the middle finger. “Well I have to talk to you about some fings. When do you want to due it?”

“Ho about now?” she asked.

“OK.” I said.

“OK class fucking dismissed every1.” Proffesor Trevolry said and she let every1 go. “Except for you Britney.” she pointed at Britney and sum other preps. “Please do exorcize (geddit) 1 on page 3.”

“OK I’m having lotz of visions.” I said in a worried voice. I’m so worried is Draco gong 2 die.

Well she gave me a black cryptal ball to lock in. I looked at it.

“What do you c?” she asked.

“I said I see a black gothic skull and a pentagram.”

Suddenly there was a knock at the door. I looked at it. It was Draco. He was looking really sexy wearing a black leather facet, a black gothic Linkin Park t-shirt and blak Congress shoes.

“Okay you can go now, see ya cunt.” said Proffesor Sinister.

“Bye bitch.” I said waving.

I went to Draco and Vampire was sitting next to him. We both followed Draco together and I was so exhibited.  
I was so excited. I fellowed Draco wandering if we where going 2 do it again. We went outside and then we went into Draco’s black car.

“Ebony what the fuck did Profesor Trevolry say.” whispered Draco potting his gothic whit hand with bvlak nail polish on mine.

“She said she would tell me what the visions meant torromow.” I grumbled in a sexy voice. He took out a heroin cabaret and spiked it, and gave it to me to spork. He started to fly the car into a tree. We went to the top of it. Draco put on some MCR.

“And all the things that you never ever told me And all the smiles that are ever gonna haunt me.” sang Gerard’s sexy voice. We started tiling of each other’s cloves fevently. He took of my blak thong and my black leather bar. I took of his black boxers. Then……………………… he put his trobbing you-know-what in my tool sexily.

“OMFG Draco Draco!” I screamed having an orgism. We stated frenching passively. Suddenly………… I fell asleep. I started having a dream. In it a black guy was shooting two goffik men with long black hair.

“No! Please don’t fucking kill us!1” they pleaded but he just kept shooting them. He ran away in a red car.

“No! Oh my fucking god!11” I shouted in a scared voice.

“Ebony what’s wrong?” Draco asked me as I woke up opening my icy blue eyes.

I started to cry and tears of blood went down my face. I told Draco to call Vampire. He did it with his blak Likin Park mobile. Butt the worst thing was who the ppl who were shot in the dream where……………………… Lucian and Serious!111  
A few mutates later Vampire came 2 da tree. He was wearing a blak leather jackson, black leather pants and a Good Chralotte t-shirt.

“Hi Vampire.” I said flirtily as I started to sob. Draco hugged me sexily tryont to comfrot me. I started to cry tears of blood and then told them what happened.

“Oh fuck it!” Vampire shouted angrily. He4 started to cry sadly. “What fucking dick did that!”

“I don’t know.” I said. “Now come on we have 2 tell Dumbledor.”

We ran out of the tree and in2 da castle. Dumblydor was sitting in his office.

“Sire are dads have been shot!” Draco said while we wipped sum tears from his white face. “Enoby had a vision in a dreem.”

Dubleodre started to cockle. “Hahahaha! And How due u aspect me to know Ebony’s not divisional?”

I glared at Dumbledore.

“Look motherfucker.” he said angrily as Dumbeldore gasped (c is da toot of crakter). “U know very well that I’m not decisional. Now get some fucking ppl out there to look for Series and Lucian- pornto!”

“Okay.” he said in a intimated voice. “Were are they?”

I fought about it. Then all of a sudden….. “Longdon.” I said. I told him which street. He went and called some people and did some stuff. After a few mistunes he came back and said people were going out looking for them. After a while someone called him again. He said that they had been found. Draco, Vampire and I all left to our rooms together. I went with Draco to wait in the nurses office while Vampire went to slit his wrists in his room. We looked at each other’s gothic, derperessed eyes. Then, we kissed. Suddenly Serious and Lucian came in on stretchers……………………….and Proffesor Sinister was behind them!1

Every1 in the room stated to cry happly- I had saved them. Drako, Lucian, Serious bond Vampire all came to hug me. The nurse started to give them medicine.

“Cum on Enoby.” said Proffesor Sinatra. She was wearing a gothic blak leader dress with a corset top and real vampir blood on it and fuking black platinum boots. “I have to tell you the fucking perdition.”

I locked at Lucian, Serifs, Drake and Vampire. They nodded.

I smelled happily and went into a dark room. I had changed Profesor Sinister took out some black cards. She started to look into a black crucible ball. She said……………………… “Tara, I see drak times are near.” She said badly. She peered into da balls. “You see, you must go back in time.” She took out a Time-Toner like B’loody Mary had. “When Voldemint was in Hogwarts before he became powerful he gut his hearth borken. Now do you fink he would still become Volxemort if he was in love?” I shook my head. “U must go back in time and sedouce him. It is the only way. If he is still evil then you must kill him. You can come to my room tomorrow and you can do it.”

“Okay.” I said sadly. We did dethz tuch sin. I went outside again sadly.

“What fucking happened?” asked Draco and Vampire.

“Yeah what happened?” asked Darkness, Willow and Boldy Mary?

I was about to tell them butt every1 was there. They were celebrating Lucian and Sirius being fond. Everyone was proud of me butt I jut wonted 2 talk 2 Draco. They were cheesing my name and some reporters were there, trying to interview Dumblydore. A banner was put up. Lotz of fucking prepz were there oviously tring 2 be b goffik wering the HIM sign on their handz- depite them not having akshelly heard of him. Even Mr. Noris looked happy. A blak and red cake had been brought out. Crabbe and Goyke set up some fireworx in the shape of skulls from Wesley’s Whizard Wises.

I put on my Invisibility coke with Vampire and Draco and we sneaked outside 2gether.
We went in2 a blak room. The wallz were blak with portraits of gothic bands lik MCR, GC and Marlin Mason all over them. A big black coffin was in the middle. Red vevlet lined da blak box. There were three chairs made of bones with real skullz in dem. I wuz wearing a blak corset bar wif purple stuff on it, fishnet suckings and a blak leather thong underneath.

I sat down one of da chairs dispersedly. So did Drako and Vampire.

“Are you okay?” Vampir asked potting his albastard hand on mine. He was wearing black nail polish. I was wearing blak nail polish with red crosses on it.

“Yah I guess.” I said sadly. Drako also pot his hand on mine sexily. I smiled sadly with my blak lipstick. “The problem is……………………….I have to seduce Volxemort. Ill have 2 go bak in time”

Draco started to cry sadly. Vampire hugged him.

“Itz okay Eboby.” he said finally. “But what about me? Ur not gonna brake up or anyfing, are you?”

“Of coarse not!” I gasped.

“Really?” he asked.

“Sure.” I said.

We frenched sexily. Vampire looked at us longingly.

Then………… I took off Draco’s MCR shrift and seductvely took of his pants. He was hung lik a stallone. He had replaced the Vampire tattoo that said Enoby on it. Black roses were around it. I gasped. He lookd exactly lik Gerard Way. Vampire took a vido camera. (I had sed it wuz ok b4).

I took of my clothes den we were in 4 da rid of r lif.

We started freching as we climbed into the cofin. He put his spock in my you-know-what and passively we did it.

“I love you Eboby. Oh let me feel u I need 2 feel u.” he screamed as we got an orgasm. We watched Vampire filmed everything perfectly. Suddenly………………………….

“WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING!”

It was………………………….Snope and Profesor McGoggle!111
“Oh my satan!1” we screamed as we jamped out of da coffin. Snap and Professor McGoonagle started to shoot at us angrily.

“CUM NOW!1!” Preacher McGongel yielded. We did guiltily. We left the room putting on our clothes. Snoop garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket.

“Hey what the fuck!111” Vampire shooted angrily.

“Yeah buster what the fuck are u going to do with the fucking camera?” Draco demonded all protective, looking at me Longley with his gothic red eyes. “Look, Dumblehor noes your little secret and if u do dis again, then u will go to St Mango’s. So give back da camera!1111”

Hahahaha the Mystery of Mogic thinks he is crazy there is no way dey wil believe him. Snoop laughed meanly.

“Yes so shut your mputh you inlosent fools!” yelled Proffesor McGoggle. She made us cum into a weird room with white stones all around it. There were all these werid tools in it. Draco started to cry all sexy and sexitive (geddit koz hes a sexbom lol tom felnot rulez 4 lif but nut as muxh as gerard ur sex on legz I luv u u fokeng rok mary me!111).

I started to cry tearz of blood (it hapnz in vrampir kroniklz raven sed so ok so fok u!1). Vampire took out a black honkerchief and started to wipe my red eyes.

And then……………….. he and Snoop both took out guns using magic. They started to shoot each other angrily. Non of the ballots gut on eachodder yet. I took out my wand.

“Crosio!” I shouted. Snap stated 2 scram he dropd da gun. But it was too late. Both of them had run out of ballets. I STOPPED DA CURSE. Profesor McGoogle did a spell so that we were all chained up. She took out a box of tools. Den she said “OK Serverus I’m going 2 go now.” She left. Snap started to laugh evilly. Vampire started to cry.

“It’s ok Enoby.” said Draco. “Evergreen will be all right. Remember the cideo u took of Snake.”

Snape laughed again. And then...he took out some whips!1!1111
“No!11” we screamed sadly. Snap stated loafing meanly. He took out a kamera anvilly. Then…………………… he came tords Darko!1! He took sum stones out of his poket. He put da stones around Draco and nit a candle.

“What the fuck r u doing!” I shooted arngrily. Snoop laughed meanly. He polled down his pants. I gasped- there was a Dork Mark on his you-know-wut!11!

He waved his wand and a nife came. He gave da knife 2 me.

“U must stab Vrompire.” he said to me. “If u don’t then I’ll rap Draco!1”

“No you fucking bastrad!1” I yielded.

But den Draco looked at me sadly with his evil goffik red eyes dat looked so depressant and sexy. He lookd exactly like a pentragram (lol geddit koz im a satanist) between Kurt Cobain and Gerard. But then I looked at Vampire and he looked so smexy too wif his goffik black hair. I thought of da time when we screwed and the time I did it with Draco and Dumblydore came and the tame where Draco almost commited suicide and Vampire wuz so sportive.

Snipe laughed angrily. He started to prey to Volxemort. He started to do an incapacitation dancing around the stokes whipping Draco and Vampire. Suddenly an idea I had. I clozd my eyes and using my vampire powers I sent a telepathetic massage to Drako and Vampire so they would destruct Snape.

“Dumbeldork will get u!” Draco shooted.

“Yah just wait ubtil da Mystery find out!11” Vampire yelled. Meanwhile I took out my wand.

“You ridiculus dondderhed!111” Snoop yielded. He took off all of Drico’s clothes. Just as he was about to rape him…………………….

“Crosio!” I shited pointing my wound. Snoop scremed and started running around da room screming. Meanwhile I grabed my blak mobile and sent a txt 2 Serious. I stopped doing crucio.

“You dunderhed!111 Im going to kill-” shooted Snape but suddenly Serverus came.

Snake put the whip behind his bak. “Oh hello Sev I wuz just teaching them sumthing.” he lied. But suddenly Lusian and Profesor Trevolry came in2 da room and they and Serious unlocked the chains and put dem around Snap. Then Profesor Trevolry said ‘Come on Ebony let’s go.”

“I always knew u were on Voldemort’s side, you sun of a bitca (bufy rox!111).” Serious said 2 Snape.

“No I’m not I was teaching them somefing!1” Snap clamed.

“Oh fucking yeah?” I took some blak Volremortserum out of my poket and gave it to Serverus. He made Snap dirnk it. He did arngrily. Then Luscious took out a tape recorder and started playing it while he did curses on Snap. Then Proffesor Sinister and Lucian made us get out wif them while Snape told his secretes. Lucian took Vampure and Draco to the nurse after thanking me a millon times. Profesor Trevolry took me to a dark room. Now I wuz going to go back in time to sedouce Volxemort. Moving posters of MCR and Nrivana were all over. Hermoine, Darkness and Willow came too. B’loody Mary gave me a blak bag from Tom Rid’s store.

“Whatz in da bag?” I asked Profesor Trevolry.

“U will c.” she said. I opened thee bag. In it was a sexy tite low-smut black leather gothic dress. It had red korset stuff and there was a silt up da leg. I put it on. My frendz helped me put on blak fishnetz and blak pointy boots Willow had chosen. Willow and Darkness helped me put on black eyeliner and blod-red lipshtick.

“You look fucking kawaii, bitch.” B’loody Mary said.

“Fangs.” I said.

“Ok now you’re going to go back in tim.” said Proffesor Sinister. “U will have to do it in a few sessionz.” She gave me a blak gun. I put it in a strap on my fishnetz like in Redisnet Evill. Then she gave me a black time-tuner. “After an hour use da time torner to go back here.” Proffesor Trevolry said. Then she and B’loody Mary put a Pensive in front of me. Every1 went in front of it.

“Good luk!1” Everryone shooted. Darkess and Willow gave me deth’s touch sin. Then……….. I jumped sexily in2 da Pensive.

Suddenly I was in fornt of teh School. In front of me wuz one of da sexiest goth guyz I had ever seen. He was wering long blak hair, kinda like Mikey Way only black. He had gren eyes like Billie Joe Amstrung and pale whit skin. He wuz wearing a blak ripped up suit wif Vans. It was…………………….Tom Bombodil!1111 
“Hi.” I said flirtily. “Im Enoby Way da new student.” I shok my pale handz wif their blak noil polish wif him.

“Da name’s Tom.” he said. “But u kan call me Satan. Datz ma middle nam”

We shok hands. “Well come on we have 2 go upstairs.” Satan said. I followed him. “Hey Satan……..do u happen to be a fan of Gren Day?” (sinz mcr and evinezenz dont exist yet den) I asked.

“Oh my fuking god, how did u know?” Satan gasped. “actually I like gc a lot too.”(geddit coz gc did that song I just wanna live that’s ounded really 80s)

“omg me too!” I replied happily.

“guess what they have a concert in hogsment.” satan whispered.

“hogsment?” I asked.

“yeah that’s what they used to call it in these time before it became Hogsmeade in 2000.” he told me all sekrtivly. “and theres a really cool shop called Hot-“

‘topic!” I finshed, happy again.

He froned confusedly. “noo its called Hot Ishoo.” He smiled skrtvli again. “then in 1998 dey changd it to hot topic.” he moaned.

“ohh.” now everything was making sense for me. “so is dumblydor your princepill?” I shouted.

“uh-huh.” he looked at his black nails. “im in slitherin’”

“OMfG SHME TOO!” I SHRIEDKED.

“u go to this skull?”(geddit cos im goffik) he asked.

“yah that’s why im here im NEW.” I SMELLED HAPPili.

Suddenly dumblydore flew in on his broomstuck and started shredding at us angrily. “NO TALKING IN THE HALLS!” he had short blonde hair and was wearing a polo shirt from Amrikan ogle outfters. “STUPID GOFFS!”

satan rolled his eyes. “his so mean to us goffs and punks just becose we’re in slytherine and we’re not preps.”

I turned around angrily. “actually I fink mebe its becos ur da barke lord.”

“wtf?” he asked angrily.

“oh nuffin.” I said sweetly.

then suddenlyn………………. the floor opened. “OMFG NO I SCEAMED AS I FEEL DOWN. everyone looked At ME weirdly.”

“hey where r u goin?” satan asked as I fell.

I got out of the hole n it was bak in the pensive in professor trevolry’s classroom. dumblydum wuz dere. “dumblydore I think I just met u.” I said.

“oh yeah I rememba that.” dumblydor said, trying to be all goffik.

sinister came in. “hey dis is my classroom wait wtf enoby what da hell r u doing?”

    ”um.” I looked at her.

“oh yeaH I forgot bout that.”

“wth how?” I screamed forgetting she was a teacher for a second. but shes a goff so its ok.

professor sinster looked sad. “um I was drinking voldemortserum.” she started to cry black tears of depression. dumblydum didn’t know about them.

“hey r u crying tears of blood?” he asked curiously, tuching a tear.

“fuck off!” we both said and dumblydum took his hand away.

professor sinster started crying again in her chair, sobbing limpid tears. “omfg enoby…I think im addicted to Voldemortserum.”
“Oh my fuking god!1” I shooted sadly. “Shud we get u 2 St Manga’s, bitch?”

“Hel no!” she said. “Lizzen Egogy, I need ur help. Nex tim u go bak in tim, do u fink u kod ask Tom Andorson 4 sum help?”

“Sure I said sadly. I went outside the door. Draco was there!111 He wuz wearing a big blak GC tshit which wuz his panamas.

“Hey Sexxy.” I said.

“How’d it go Enoby?” he asked in his voice was so sexy and low kinda like Gerard Way when hes talking.

“Fine.” I reponded. We stared 2 go bak in2 da dorm.

“How far did u go wif Satan?” Drako asked jealously.

“Not 2 far, lol.” I borked.

“Will you hav to do it with him?” Draco asked angstily.

“I hop not 2 far!111” I shouted angrily. Den I felt bad 4 shooting at him. I said sorry. We frenched.

“What happened 2 Snipe?” I growled.

“U will see.” Draco giggled mistressly. He opened a door……………Snap nd Lumpkin werz there!11 Serious waz pokering dem by staging dem wif a blak nife.

“NOOOO PLZ!1111” Lumpkin bagged as Serious started 2 suk his blood. I laffed statistically. I tok some photons of him and Snap bing torqued. (ok I no dis iz men but fink abot it ppl dey r pedoz nd Snap trid 2 rap dem and neway sadiztz rok haz any1 seen shrak atak 3 lolz). We took sum of Snipe’s blod den Drako and I went bak 2 our roomz. We sat on my goffik blak coffin. My cloves were kinda drity so I pot on a blak leather outfit fingie kinda like da 1 Suelene haz in Undreworld. (if u haven’t herd of it den FUK U!111) . I put on some blak platform high heelz. Darko put on ‘desolition liverz’ by MCR. Den………………………………………….we storted 2 take of eachotherz clozez. I tok of his shit nd he had a six-pak, lolz. We started 2 mak out lik in Da Grudge. He pot his wetnes in my u-know-what sexily. I gut an orgy.

“Oh Draco!111111!1 Oh mi fuking gud Draco!1111” I screemed passively as he got an eructation.

“I luv u TaEbory.” he whispred sexily and den we fel aspleep lol.
I wook up in da coffin de next day. Draco waz gone. I got up and put on a blak tight sexah drsss that was all ripped at da end. There wuz red korset stuff going up da fornt and da bak and it came up 2 my knees. There wuz a slit in da dress lik in mr & mr simth. I pot on ripped blak fishnets and blak stilton bo-ots. Suddenly…………………. Sorious cocked on da door. I hopened it.

“Hi Ibony.” he said. “Gezz wut u have 2 cum 2 Profesor Sinistor’s office.”

“Ok.” I said in a deprezzd voice. I had wanted to fuk Draco or maybe lessen to MCR or Evonezcence. I came anyway.

“So what the fuck happened 2 Snipe and Loopin?” I asked Sorious flirtily.

“I fucking tortured them.” he answered in a statistic way. “They r in Abkhazian now, lol.”

I laughed evilly.

“Where r Draco and Vampira?” I muttered.

“Dey are xcused form skool 2day.” Sodomize moaned sexily. “Rite now they are watching Da Nigtmare b4 Xmas.”

We went into da office. Proffesor Sinister was there. She was wearing a goffik blak dress that was all ripped all over it kinda lik da one Amy Lee wears in this pic

( http/ She wuz drinking some Volximortserum.

She took out da Pensiv and the time-torner.

“Enoby, you will have to do anozzer session now. Also I need u to get me da cure 4 being adikited.” she said sadly. “Good luck. Fangz!”

And then……….I jumped into the Prinsive again. Suddenly I looked around……………I was in da Grate Hall eating Count Chorcula. It was mourning. I was sitting next to Satan. On a table was a tall gottik man wif long blak hair, pail skin and blue eyes wering a suit and blak Cronvrese shoes. He looked just like Charlyn Manson. I noticed……he was drinking a portent.

“Whose he!11” I asked.

“Oh, datz Profesor Slutborn.” Satan said. “He’s da Portents teacher…………..Ebony?”

“Yah?” I asked.

“Did u know dat Marylin Mason is playing in Hogsemade tonight? And they r showing The Exercise at da movies b4 dat.”

“Yah?”

“Well…...want 2 go 2 da contort and da movie wif me?”

I went in2 da Conmen Room finking of Satan. Suddenly I gasped………………..Draco wuz there!111

I grasped. He locked as hut as eva werring blak ledder pants, a blak Lonken Prak t-shrit and blak eyeliner.

“Draco what da fuk r u dong!111111” I gosped.

“Huh?” he asked. Then I remembred. It wuzn’t Draco. It was Lucan!1 He stil had two arms.

“Oh hi Lucian!1” I sed. “Im Ebony the new student lol we shook handz.”

“Yah Satan told me abot you.” Lusian said. He pinted to a groop of sexxxy gottik guyz. They where siting in a corner kutting. It wuz Serious, Vampire’s dad and………………Snap! All of them were wearing blak eyeliner and blak Good Chralootte band shirts. “Lizzen I’m in a goth band wif those guys.” he said. “Were playing 2nite at da Marylin Mason show as back-up.

“ORLY.” I ESKED.

“Yeah.” he said. “Were calld XBlakXTearX. I play teh gutter. Spartacus plays da drums” he said ponting to him. “Snap plays the boss. And Jamez plays the guitar to even fo we call him Samaro, after Samara in da ring.”

“Hey bastards.” I told them they gave me Dethz tuch sin. Suddenly I gasped again. “But don’t u have a lead singer!” I asked. Lucian looked dawn sadly.

“We uzd to but she did. She contempted suicide by silting her rists.”

“Oh my fuking god!11 Datz so fuking sad!1” I gasped.

“Its okay but we need a new led snigger.” Samaro said.

“Wel………..I said Im in a bnad myself.”

“Rilly?” asked Snap. I cudnt belive it. He used 2 b goffik!111

“Yeah were called Blody Gothik Rose 666. Do u wanna hr me sing?”

Yeah said everyone. So the guys tok out der guitarz. They began to pay a song bi (geddit koz bi guyz r sooo sexah!11) Gurn Day.

“I wok dis empt stret on da bolevrad of broken dremz.” I sang sexily (I dnot own da lyrikz 2 dat song).. Every1 gasped.

“Enopby? Will u join da band? Plz!1” begged Lucian, Samoro, Serious and Snap.

“Um…….ok.” I shrugged. “Are we gong to play tonight?”

“Yah.” they said.

“Ok.” I said but I new dat I had 2 get a new outfit. I walked outside wondering how I kud go forward in time. Suddenly someone jumped in fornt of me. It wuz…..Morty Mcfli!1 He was wering a blak bnad tshrit and blak bagy jeans.

“What da hell r u dong here!11” I asked.

“I wil help u go frowad in tim Enoby.” he said siriusly Den……….he took out a blak tim machine. I went in2 it and……………………..sudenly I wuz forward in tim!111
I loked around in a depresed way. Suddenly I saw Profesor Sinister. B’lody Mary, Socrates and Draco, Vampire and Willow were their to.

“OMFG Sorius I saw u nd Samaro and Snip nd everyone!11111 I kant beleev Snap uzd 2 b goffik!111111”

“Yah I no.” Serious said sadly.

“Oh hey there bitch.” Profesor Trevolry said in an emo voice dirnking some Volxemortserom.

Hi fuker.” I said. “Lizzen, Satan asked me out to a gottik cornet and a movie so I need a sexah new outfit for da date. Also I’m playng in a gothic band so I need an ootfit for that too.”

“Oh my satan!1” (geddit lolz koz shes gofik) gasped B’lody Mary. “Want 2 go to Hot Topik to shop 4 ur outfit?”

“OMFS, letz have a groop kutting session!11” said Profesor Trevolry.

“I can’t fucking wait 4 dat but we need 2 get sum stuff first.” said Willow.

“Yah we need sum portions for Profesor Trevolry so she wont be adikted 2 Volxemortserum anymore nd also………….sum luv potion 4 Enoby.” Darko said resultantly.

“Well we have potions klass now.” Willow said so let’s go.

We went sexily to Potionz class. But Snap wasn’t there. Instead there was…………………………………………Cornelio Fuck!11111

“Hey where the fuck is Dumblydore!111” Draco shouted angrily.

“STFU!1” shooted Cornelia Fuck. “He is in Azkhabian now wif Snip and Loopin he is old and week he has kancer. “Now do ur work!111”

My friendz and I talked arngrily.

“Can you BELEVE Snap used to be gottik!1” Vampire asked surprisedly.

“DATZ IT!11” CORNELIO FUK SHOOTED ARNGRILY. “IM GETTING PROFESOR BRIDGE!111”

He stomped out angrily.

Mi frendz and I began talking again. I began to drink some blod mixed wif beer. Suddenly I saw Hargrid in da cupboard.

“WTF is he doing?” I asked. Then I looked at Draco. He wuz wearing tonz of eyeliner nd he locked shexier den eva. Suddenly……………“HARGRIF WUT DA FOK R U DOING!11” he shooted.

I looked around…………….Hairgrid wuz putting sumfing in my glass of blod!11 Darko and Vampire started 2 beat him up sexily.

“God u r such a posr!1” I shooted at Hairgrid. Suddenly I looked ar what he was putting in da blood. It was………………Amnesia Portion!111
Vampire and I chaind Hairgrid 2 da floor.

“Oh mi fucking satan!11” Enoby said. She wuz so hot. “Maybe I cud uze Amnesia potion 2 make Satan foll in love wif me faster!1”

“But u r so sexy and wonderful aneway Tata,” said Vampire. “Why would u need it?”

“To make everyfing go faster lol.” said Enoby.

“But you wont have to do it wif him or anyfing, will u?” I asked jelosly.

“OMFG u guyz r so scary!11” said Britney, a fucking prep.

“Shut the fuk up!1” said Willow.

“Ok well anyway lets go 2 Profesor Trevolry’s room.”

Draco, Ebory and I went to Profesor Siniater’s room. But Profesor Sinister wasn’t there. Instead Tom Rid was.

Oh hi fuckers he said. Lizzen, I got u sum kewl new clovez.

I took out da cloves from da bag. It was a goffik blak leather miniskirt that said ‘666’ on da bak, black stilton bootz, blood red fishnetz and a blak corset.

“OMG fangz!” I said hugging him in a gothic way. I took da clothes in da bag.

“OK Profesor Sinister isnt hr what the fuk should we do?” asked Draco. Suddenly he loked at a sign on da blak wall.

“Oh my fuking satan!1” I screamed as I read it. On it said Evry1 Profesor Sinister is away. She is too gottik she is in Azkhabian now. Classes shal be taught by Dubledork who is bak but he shall not be principal 4 now. Sincerely Profesor Rumbridge.

“OMFG!111” I shoted arngrily. “How could they do that!11”

Suddenly Dumblydore came.

“WHAT DA HELL R U DONG IN MY OFICE!1” he began to shoot angrily. Sudwenly I saw Morty Mcfly’s blak tim machine!111 I jumped seductivly in2 it leaving Draco and Vampire. Sudenly I wuz back in tim!11 I looked around. It was……………Profesor Slutborn’s efface! I sneaked around. Suddenly I saw da Amnesia potion on his desk. It wuz blak wif blood-red pentagramz in it. It was the shape of a cross. I put it in my poket. Suddenly da door opened it wuz……..Profesor Slutgorn!11

OMG wut r u doing fuker he shooted angrily I don’t kno wut da fuk r u DOING I SHOUTED ANGRILY.

“Oh sorry I wuz just looking around koz I thought it wuz class.” you said finally hoping he couldn’t c da potion in ur pocket.

“Oh ok u can go now.” said Profesor Slutborn.

You went to the conmen room after putting on my clothes. Silas, Samaro and Snap were there practicing Vampirez will Never Hurt U by MCR.

“Oh hi you guys.” I said seductively. “Wheres Satan?”

“Oh he’s cumming.” said Serious. “BTW u can kall me Hades now.” Suddenly Satan came. He was wearing a smexxy blak leather Jackson, blak congres shoes, a Slipnot t-shirt and a blak tie.

“Ok I will see you guyz at da concert.” I said and then I went with Satan.

Satan and I walked 2 his car. It wuz a blak car wif pentagrams all over it. On da license plate said 666 just lik Draco’s car. I went in it seduktivly. Stan started 2 drive it. We talked about Satanism (lolz he wuz named after Satan), kuttting, musik and being goffik.

“Oh my satan, Gerard is so fuking hot!11” Volxemort agreed as we smoked sum weed. (koz bi guyz r hot dey r so sensitive I luv dem lol goez fux a bi guy)

“Lol, I totally decided not 2 comit suicide when I herd Hilena.” I said in a flirty voice. “……….Hey Satan do u know da cure 4 when ppl r adikted 2 Volxemortseruem?”

“Well………………” he thought. “I fink u have 2 drink Vampire blod.”

Suddenly Volxemort parked da car behind a blak movie theater. Satan and I walked outside. We went in2 da movie tether were they were showing da Excercist. In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer came lol. Satan and I laughed at da blood koz we’re sadists.

While Satan was watching da movie, I had an idea. I took Satan’s gothic blak Nightmare b4 Christmas cigar sexily from his poket and put sum Amnesia potion in it. I put it bak in his blak Emile the Strange bag. Satan turned arund and started 2 smoke it. Blak cloudz wif red pentagramz ind em started 2 fly around everywhere.

“OMG!111” Satan said jumping up. I gasped koz I wuz afraid hed notizd. “Enoby gess what?”

I new that the amnesia had worked.

“Amnesia potion has not been invented yet so it will not work.” He said. “2 badd coz I wanted 2 use sum on u.”

“Kul.” I raised my eye suggestingly. And den………. he tok of my cloves sexily and we started 2 make out. I tok of his shit. He had six-pak justr lik Gerard Way!11 We frenched.

“Xcuze me but u r going 2 have 2 leave!111” shooted da lady behind us she was a prep.

“Fuk u!11” I said. Suddenly…………………. I attaked her suking all her blood.

“Noooooo!11” she screamed. All the preps in da theater screamed but everyone else crapped koz Satan and I loked so cute 2gether. Satan and I started to walk outside.

“Zomg how did u do that?” Voldremort asked in a turned-on voice.

“I’m a vampire.” I said as we went into the car.

“Siriusly?” he gasped.

“Yah siriusly.” I said drinking sum beer. Satan started 2 drive da car. I smelled happily.

“Itz too bad we didn’t get 2 c da rest of the movie, don’t u fink?”

“Yah.” I said as we kised passively. Satan parked in a blak driveway next 2 da place where Draco and I had watched GC for the frist time. We went inside where Marylin Mason wuz playing and started to mosh lol.

“Anti-ppl now uve gone 2 far Jeus Krist Superstar!1111” screamed Marlin on da stage. We did the devil fingers. I started 2 dance really close to Satan. He was so shmexay!1 He looked at me all emo with his gothic red eyes and he looked exactly like Mikey Way. I almost got an orgaism!1 Suddenly Marylin Mason stopped singing.

“I wood like to peasant……………..XBlakXTearX!11” he said. I ran onstage. Lucian, Samaro, Snap and Hades were there. They started 2 play their instilments. I got onstag.

“Wel if u wonted honesty datz all u had 2 say!1111” I sang. (I dnot own da lyerix 2 dat song) My voice sounded lik a pentagram betwen Amy Lee and a gurl version of Gerard Woy. Everyone clappd. Satan got an eructation. “I’M NUT OKAY!1” I sang finaly. Suddenly Lucian started playing da song wrong by mistak.

“OMFG!1” yielded James. “Wut the fuck?”

“Woops im sory!” said Lucian.

“You fuking ashhole!1” James shouted angrily.

“U guys are such prepz!11” Snap said. “Cum on it wuz a mistake!1”

“Yah itz not his fault!11” said Serious.

“No he ruined the fucking song!1” yelled Samaro.

“U guys stop!11” I shotoed angrily but it waz 2 late. They all began 2 fight. Sudenly Samaro took out hiz nife.

“OMFG no!11” shouted Lucan but it wuz 2 late James tried 2 shoot off his arm.

And den……………………………I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11

“No!111” yielded everyone but it wuz 2 late suddenly everyfing went blak.  
I woke up in da Norse’s offace on a special gothik coffin. Hairgrid wuz in da bed opposite me in a comma coz Vampir and Draco had bet him up. Mr. Noris was cleaning the room.

“Oh mi satan wut happened!” I screamed. Suddenly Volxemort came. He loked less mean then usual.

“Get the fuk out u fucking bastard!11” I yielded.

“Thou hath nut killd Vampire yet!11” he said arngrily. Sudenly he started 2 cry tearz of blood al selective.

“Volxemort? OMFG what’s wrong!111” I asked.

Sudenly………. Lucian, Profesor Sinister and Serious came! B’lody Mary and Vampire were wif dem. Every1 was holding blak boxez. VOLXEMORT DISAPAERD.

“OMFG Enoby ur alive!111” Scremed Vampire. I hugged him and B’lody Mary.

“What the fuk happened?” I asked dem. “Oh my satan!11 Am I lik dead now?” I gosped.

“Enoby u were almost shot!11” said Serious. “But da ballet could not kill u since u were form anodder time.”

“But fangz anyway!1” said Lucian holding oot his arm. I gasped. He had two arms!

“OMG I cant beleve Vampirz’ dad shot u!1” I gasped.

“Well 2 be honest Snap wuz pozzesd by Snap bak den.” said James.

“Yah he wuz a spy.” Serious said sadly. “He wuz really a Death Dealer.”

“And he wuz such a fuking poser 2!11” said Lucian. “He didn’t even realy no hu GC were until I told him.” Well anyway everyone tarted 2 give me presents. I was opening a blak box wif red 666s (there wuz a dvd of corps bride in it) on it when I gasped. Mr. Noris looked up angrily coz he h8ed gothz.

“Hey haz aneone fuking seen Draco?” I asked gothikally.

“No Draco told me he wood be watching Hoes of Wax.” said Profesor Trevolry. “He duzzn’t know dat ur better. Anyway da norse said u could get up. Cum on!1”

I got up suicidally. Lucian, Serious and Profesor Sinister left. I wuz wearing a blak leather nightgun. Under that I had on a sexxy blak leather bra trimed wif blak lace, with a matching thong that said goffik gurl on the butt and sexy fishnetz that kind hooked on 2 my thong (if u don’t get da idea massage me ill tell u). I put on a blak fishnet top under a blak MCR t-shirt, a blak leather mini with blak lace and congress shoes. I left the hospital’s wings wif B’lody Mary, Willow and Vampire.

“OMFG letz celebrate!11” gasped Willow.

“We can go c Hose of Wax wif Draco!1” giggled Vampire.

“Letz go lizzen 2 GC and kut ourselvz 666!11” said Hermoine. We opened da conmen room door sexily. And den………..I gasped……………………………………… Draco wuz there doing it wif Snap!1111111111111111111111111 He wuz wearing a blak tshirt wif 666 on da front and baggy jeanz.

“U fucking prep!11” we all yielded angrily.

“Yah u betrayed us!111” shooted Vampire angrily as he took out his blak gun.

“No u don’t understand!1” screamed Draco sadly as he took his thingie out of Snake’s.

“No shit u fuking suk u preppy bastard!111” said Willow trying 2 attak him (u rok girl!1). I ran suicidally to my room I sexily took a steak out.

“Enoby no!11111” screamed Draco but it wuz 2 l8 I had slit muh ritsts wif it suddenly everyfing went blak again.

When I wook up I wuz in a strange room. I loked around I wuz wearing da same outfit I had when is performed wif XBlakXTearX!!!!!11 I looked arund confusedly. It wuz da Norse’s office but it looked difrent!! On da wall wuz a pik of Marlyin Munzon!!!1111 (just imagin dat he is an 80s goffik band 2 ok koz he is more old den panic?! at da dizcko or mcr) der wuz also a goffik blak Beatles calander with a picture of the beetlez werring iyeliner and blak cloves. On it said ‘1980.’

“OMFG!!! Im back in Tim again!!!!111” I screamed loudly. Suddenly Satan(dis is actually voldimort 4 photo refrenss!). Voldimort wuz wearing a blak leather Jackson, blak tight jeans and fishnet pantz. He looked so sexah I almost had an orgy!!!!11

“OMFG Enoby r u ok.” He asked gothikally.

“Yah Im okay 4 ur in4mation.” I snapped sexily. “OMG am I dedd???” koz I remembered I had jumped in front off da bullet from Jame’s gun. I also rememberd cing Drako doing it wif Snap!!!!111

I guessed dat when I had slit mi wrists I had went bak in tim instead of dieing. I knoew I could go forward in time if I found a time-toner or da tim machine.

“No ur not dead.” Satan reassured suicidally as he smokd a cigarette sexily and smoke came all over his face. “Ur a vampire so u kant die frum a bullet. Cum on now lets go c how Hairy’s dad is doing.”

I noo dat da real reason I didn’t die from da ballet was koz I was from da future. “WTF!!!! James almust shot Luciious!!!” I said indigoally. I knew that James had really ben possezzed, but I didn’t want him2 know I knew.

“Yah I know but he had a headache he wz under a lot of stress.” Satan reasoned evilly.

“I guess that’s ok.” I said because James hadn’t really shot Lucian. Also I noo that Lucian wood now have 2 arms instead of 1. I walked seduktivly outside with Satan. Suddeni I saw a totally sexi goffik bi guy!!!!!11 He had bleched blond hair wiv blak streaks up 2 his ears and he wuz wearing goffik blak iliner, a blak Green Day shirt (it showed billy joel wiv bolnd hair since it was da eighties), blak congress shoes and black baggy pants. He walked in all sexly like Gerrd way in the vido for I Don’t 3 u lyk I did yesterday and you cud see a blak tear on his face lyk da wmn in dat video. “Hey.” He sed all qwietly and goffically.

“Who da fuck is that?” I asked angrly cos I did nut kno him.

“Dis is…Hedwig!!!!!!!!!11” Sed Volximort. “He used to be in XBlackXTearX 2 but he had 2 dropp out koz he broke his arm.

“Hey Hedwig.” I said seductively evn tho I wuz nut tring to b.

“Lol hi Enoby.” He answered but then he ran away bcos he had hair of magical creature. He was humming Welcum 2 da Blak Prade under his breth( I no dat is not 80s but pretend it is ok!!)

“Bye.” I sed all sexily.

“Dat was Hedwig. He used 2 b my boifreind but we broke up.” Satan said sadly, luking at his blak nails.

“OMFG I can get u bak 2gether!” I said fingering something I didn’t know wuz in my pocket- a blak Kute is What we Aim 4 cideo ipod that I could take videos wif (duz ne1 elze no about dem??? dey kik azz!!!!).

“Ok u can 4get about ur class for now, Hedwig. Im going 2 show u something grate!!!!1” I led them to da Great Hall. “Cum on u guys.”

Lucian, James, Serious and Snake were all in da Grate Hall. Lucian woudnt talk wiv James because he had tried 2 shoot him.

“Go fuk urself you fukking douche!” he shouted at him. “Drako is never gong 2 b frends with vampire now!!1”

“Yah go fuck urself Samaro!” Snape agreed but I noo he wuz lying koz it had been his folt James had almost shot Lucian.

“B quiet u guys.” I said sexily. Mi plan waz working oot great. Now I kood make Voldement good wivout doing it with him! Now Vampire’s dad wood never die and “OK Satan and Hedwig, u guys can start making out.” I said and I started 2 film dem wiv da ipod.

“Kool.” said Serious as Voldemort and Hedwig started 2 make out sexily. We watched as tdey started 2 take each odderz cloves off sexily. Samaro, Serious, Snake and Lucian all watched koz dey wer prolly bi. I noo Snape was bi.

“Oh my fukking god!!!! Voldimort! Voldimort!” screamed Hedwig as his glock touched Voldemort’s.

But suddenly everything stopped as da door opend and in kame………………Dumblydore and Mr. Norris!!!!111111111111

I sat depressedly in Dumbledork’s office wiv Hedwig, Satan, James, Serious, Snap and Lucian. Dumbledore was sitting in front of us cruelly. He looked more young den he did in da future. He had taken da ipod away and wuz now lizzening 2 a shitty Avril Levine song.

“What da hell is this anyway??” he cackled meanly. I hoped he didn’t find out dat I was frum another time.

“Whatever u do don’t blame Ibony, u jerk.” Satan said.

“Yah, siriusly she was trying to get Satan and Hedwig back together.” Serious said deviantly.

“Be quiet you Satanists.” Dumbledore cockled. “If ur lucky I’ll probably send u all to Akazaban!!! That will teach u to copolate in da Great Hall.” He changed the song on da ipod 2 a n’Sync song. Suddenly I noticed sumfing strong about da Ipod. It was slowly chonging! Dumblydore didn’t notece.

“You fucking poser.” I muttoned.

“I bet you’ve never herd of GC.” James said. Know I knew waht da iPod was chonging in2- Morti McFly’s tim machine!!!!!11

“Shut up Jomes!!!” Drako’s dad shouted.

“Yeah shut up!!!!” Snake said preppily.

“No u shut up Dumblydore!!!!!!!!1111” said Tom.

“I’ve had enough of u Satanists in my school!!!!” shouted Dumbledore spuriously.

Suddenly I grabed da iPod from him. “Evry1! Jump in b4 itz 2 l8!!! I jumped in2 it. But only 1 odder person jumpd in. It was……..Satan.

“You dunderheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111” screamed Dumbledore wisely as we went.

I looked around. I wuz in da Slitherin conmen room wiv Satan. I was wearing a blak plaid miniskirt with hot pink fishnetz, a sexy blak MCR corset and blak stiletto boots with pink pentagroms on dem. My earrings were blake Satanist sins and my raven hair was all around me to my mid-black.

“Hey kool where iz dis?” he asked in an emo voice.

“Dis is da future. Dumbeldore’s iPod dat he tried to take away from me wuz really also a tim machine.” I told him.

“Kool what’s an ipatch?” he whimpered.

“It’s somefing u use 2 lizzen 2 music.” I yakked.

“OMFG kool wait whatz a 4-letter-wurd 4 dirt?” he esked in his sexah voice.

“Um I guezz sand????” I laid confuesdly.

“Yah I wuz just triinyg to make sure u were stil da same perzon.” He triumphently giggled.

Suddenly some of my friends walked in.

“OMG you’re fucking alive!” said Ginny wearing a blak leather jocket, blak baggy pants and a goffik black Frum First to Last shirt. I explained 2 her why I was alive.

“Konichiwa, bitch.” said Willow. She was wearing a blak corset showing off her boobs with lace all around it and red stipes on it. With it she waz wearing a blak leather miniskirt, big blak boots, white foundation, blak eyeliner, red eyeshadow, and blak lipstick.

“Hey, motherfucker.” Said Diabolo with his red hair. He waz wearing a black P?ATD t-shit and blak baggy pants.

“Hey whose that, Ibony?” B’loody Mary questioned as she walked in wearing a black t-shit with a red pentarom on it with lace at the bottom, red letther pants with blak lace, and black stolettoes.

“Oh its Satan.” I told her and she nodded knowing da truth.

Suddenly Satan started to cry.

“Are you okay Satan?” we asked concernedly.

“OMFG ur from da future!!1! What if u don’t like m anymore koz were from difrent times?????” he asked.

“No I still like you.” I said sexily to him.

“Ok.” He said ressuredly. I let him lizzen 2 Teenagers by MCR on my ipod while I was about to go outside to find out some fingz. I gave Diabolo a signal to keep Satan occupied. Satan fell asleep. I took the iPod. I was about to walk outside. Profesor Sinister ran in!!!!!!!1111 She was wearing a gothic blak minidress with depressing blak stripes, white and blak stripped tights, and red converse shoes. She was wearing LOTS of blak iliner.

“Oh my fucking god, where’s Draco!!!!111 How did Snap get back here!!! I tohot he wuz in Azerbaijan.” I asked sadly.

“Ebony I was so worried abott u but I know you can’t fucking die because you’re a vrompire. Snape came back because that girl Britney freed him. I never liked her she was a bad student.” Trevolry said reassuredly.

“That bitch!!!!!!!11 Did she also free Hargrid and Loopin?” I shouted angrily. I hated Britney because she was a fucking prep.

“Yes they are on the loose at this school. Dumblydore is back Cornelia is on his way to help evry1. Tell evry1 u see to lock themselves in their conman room!!!!!!” Trevolry said worriedly.

“OK. But where’s Dracko???? How cum he was doing it with Snap?????”

“I dunno why but I know he almost tried 2 commit suicide after he saw u almost kill urself.” she said.

“OMG dat’s terrible!!!!!!!!” I gasped. Satan was still asleep, so he couldn’t tell what was going on. Then I said “Lizzen evry1, I have sumthing imptent to do. in hr evry1 stay!!!!!!!!!” wiv dat I ran out.

“Good luck Tara!!!!!!!11” everyone cried.

I ran sexily down the staris in2 da Grate Hall while da portraits around looked at me scaredly. There was hardly ne1 else in the stairs nd tere was an atmosphere of horrer. On da way I saw Britney laughing on da stairs. She was wearing a a slutty pink shirt wiv flowers on it, a blu jean skirt Abercromie and pink stiletoos. She looked jest like a pentagram of those fucking preps Hilery Duff and Lindsey Lohan.

“You fucking bitch!!!!!111” I shouted angrily.

“No, your totally a bitch. Now Voldemort will like totally kill u!” she laughed.

“Crucious!!!!!!!!!1” I shouted selectively pontificating my blak wand and she started screaming koz she was being tortured and I laughed sodistically.

“No!!!!!!1 Help me!!!!!!1 Please!!!!!!!!1” Britney screamed terrifiedly.

I put up my middle finger at her. In her hand I saw da video camera Snape and Lumpin had used to take da video of me. I put the tape of Voldimort doing it with Hedwigg onto it. Then I continued to rown down the stairs with the camera. When I had reached da Grate Hall I saw Vampire Potter. “OMG Vampira!!!!111” I yielded.

We hugged each udder happily. He locked at me wif his gothic red eyes and spiky blak hair. Around them were blak eyeliner and iShadow. His He wus wearing a blak leather Jackson, ledder pants, a Panik at da Disko concert shirt and his blak congress shoes. He looked mor like Joel from Good Charlote than ever. (did u hear der song da river it rox!!!1)“I wus so worried you died!” moaned Vampire.

“I know but Im a vampire lol. When I woke up I wuz back in 1980, so neway I bought Voldimort from when he was yung with me.”

“Where’s Draco?” I asked spuriously.

“Draco? You mean that fukking poser who betroyed you?” Vampir snarkled with anger in his sexy voice.

“I NO BUT WE HAV 2 FIND HIM.” I SED SMARTY.

“I’ll do it den.” Harry said angstily.

“OK.” I argreed. Suddenly……….all da lights in da room went out. And den…….da Dork Mark appeared.

“Oh my fucking satan!!!!!” Harry shouted.

“I fink Voldimort has arrivd.” I sed anxiously. “Fuck, I have to find Draco!!1 I guess we shood separate.”

“Ok.” Vampire sed diapperating. Sadly I ran into the Great Hall.  
I walked sexily into the Great Hall. It was empty except for one person. Draco was there!! He sat der in deddly bloom in his blak 666 t-shirt and his baggy blak pants. He had slit his wrists!!!!!111 I felt mad at him for having sexwith Snape but I felt sorry for him. He looked just like Gerard Way with his red eyes and his pale white face.

“Draco are you okay????” I asked.

“I’m not okay.” he screamed depressedly. I thought of the MCR song nd I got even more depressed koz that song always makes me cry. I gave him a pot cigarette and he started to smoke it.

“Oh Draco why did you do it with that fucking bastard Snape?” I asked teardully.

“I-” Draco began to say but suddenly Lupin and Mr. Norris appearated in2 da room!! They didn’t see us.

“Im so glad we me and Snape were freed.” said Loopin.

“Dam, this job would be great if it wasn’t 4 da fukking students!” Mr. Norris argreed.

“Pop addelum!!!!!111” I yielded angrily pointing my wand at them.

“Noooooooo!!!!1” Lupin shouted as chains came on him. Mr. Norris ran away.

“You fukking perv.” I said laughing wiv depths of evil and depressedness in my voice. “Now u have 2 tell us where Voldimort is or I’m gong 2 torture u!!!!”

“I don’t now where he is!!!!1111” said Loopin. Suddenly Satan and Vampire ran in2 da room. Vampir didn’t know who Satan was really.

“Oh my satan, we were so worried about u guys!!1” Vampire said. I looked sexily at Draco with his goffik red eyes with contacts, blak t-shirt that said 666 on it and pale skin like Gerord Way, Vampir with his sexy blak hair and red eyes just like Frank Iero and Satan who looked jist like Brandan Urie then.

I selectively took the caramel from my pocket. And then….. I began frenching Draco sexily. Loopin gasped. Draco began to take all of his cloves off and I could see his white sex-pack. Then Vampire took his own clotes off too. We all began making out 2gther sexily. I took off my blak leather bra, my blak lace thong and the rest of my clothes. Every1 took their glocks out except 4 me im a girl lol. “Oh mi satan!! Draco!!!!” I screamed as he put his hardness in my thingy Den he did da same fing to Harry. I began making out wiv Satan and he joined in. “OMS!!!111” cried Vampire. “Oh Vampire! Vampire!!!” I screamed screamed. “Oh Satan!!!!!” yelled Harry in pleasore. Loopin watched in shock. Wee took turns doing torture curses on him koz we were all sadists. Suddenly……………………………..

………….a big blak car that said 666 on the license plate flew strait through da windows. And Snap wuz in it!!!!!!!11

“Dat’s mi car!!!!” shooted Draco angrily. But suddenly it was revealied who was in da car. It wuz………….Snape!!!!!

“I shall free you Loopin but first you must help me kill these idiotic donderheads.” he said cruelly from the car as it flew circumamcizing above us. “Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way must be killed. Den the Dork Lord shall never die!!!!”

“You fucking prep!!!” yelled Draco. Then he loked at me sadly. “I forgot to tell u, Ebony. Snape made me do it with him. I didn’t really have sexx him but he’s a ropeist!!!!”

We all put our clothes on quickly except Satan. We were so scarred!!!!1 But Satan didn’t change. Instead he changed into a man with gren eyes, no nose, a gray robe and white skin. He had changed into………… Voldemont!!!!!!!111

“I knew who thou were all along.” he cackled evilly and sarcastically at me. “Now I shall kill thee all!!!!!!” Thunder came in da room.

“No plz don’t kill us!” pleaded Vampire. Suddenly Willow, B’loody Mary, Diabolo, Ginny, Drocula, Fred and Gorge, Hargrid, McGonagall, Dumblydore, Serious and Lucian all ran in.

“What is da meaning of dis?” Dumblydore asked all angrily and Voldimort lookd away (bcos dumblydore is da only whizard he is scared of.) He did a spell and suddenly his broomstick came to him sexily. Volxemort flew above the roof evilly on his broomstik.

“Oh my goth!” Slugborn gosped. (geddit kos im goffik)

“The Dark Lord shall kill all of you. Then you must submit to him!!!!” Snape ejaculated menacingly.

“You fucking preppy fags!” Serious shouted angrily.

“I know a four-letter word 4 dirt, CRUCIATUS!!!” screamed Harry but da sparks from his wand only hit Draco’s car. It fell down Snap quickly crowled out of it and picked up the cideo camera.

“Oh my fucking god!!!1” I cried becoze the video of me in da bathrum, the video of me dong it wif Drako and the video of Satan doing it with

“If you kill me then deze cideos will be shown to everyone in the skull. Then u can be just like that goffik girl Paris Hillton.” He laughed meanly.

“No!” I scremed. “FYI I hav da picter of u doing it with Loopin!!!!11”

“Whats she talking abott??????” Lupin slurped as he sat in chains.

“I saw 2 she’s gunna show evry1 da picter!!!111” Harry shouted angrily.

“Shut up!!!111’” Lumpkin roared.

“Foolish ignoramuses!!!!!!” yielded Voldemort from his broomstick. “Thou shall all dye soon.”

“Think again you fucking muggle poser!!!!!1” Harry yelled and then he and Diablo and Navel both took out blak guns! But Voldimort took out his own one.

“U guyz are in a Latin stand-of!!!!!!!111” I shouted despariedrly.

“Acco Nevel’s wand!!!11” cried Voldrimort nd suddenly Nevil’s wind was in his hands. “Now I shall kill thee all and Evony u will die!!!!!!!!11111”

He maid lighting come all over da place.

“Save us Ebony!” Dumbledark cried.

I cried sexily I just wanted 2 go 2 the commen room and slit my wrists with mi friends while we watched Shark Attak 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Draco but I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent.

“ABRA KEDABRA!!!!!!!!!!!11111” I shooted.

“BECAUSE…BECAUSE….” Hargid said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.
I lol'd.

Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it
OM NOM NOM

It was CHibiUsa's seventh birthday, June 30th, same day as Usagi.
She was very happy as everyone gathered around her singing happy birthday.
She looked around again at them and noticed something - none of them had any
presents. "Wh-Where are the presents?" She asked, a little dissapointed.
"This year you're getting a different kind of present, ChibiUsa," Rei said to her.
"What kind?
"Your first sexual experiences," Makoto said
"What?"
"You will have an orgasm by each and every one of us," Usagi told her. "ChibiUsa,
go to the bedroom and wait. We'll decide who goes forst."
"I... I'm not sure about this.. I ... no, I don't wanna do this, " Chibi Usa
stated. Witrhout a word, Haruka picked her up and carried her to the bedroom. She
pinned her down and tied each of her limbs to the corners of the bed. ChibiUsa
screamed and writhed and yelled, but to no avail. Haruka joined the others in the
other room who were deciding who should go first.
"I should go first, I'm her mother!"
"Can I? I'm her best friend..."
"She should have her virginity taken first, I should go."
"hey, I just tied her down... So let me go first."
Ami spoke up. "I think Mamoru should go first.. He is her father, and she should
have her virginity taken. And no matter who goes first, we'll all get to watch
anyway." THe others reluctantly agreed. They all stripped down and walked into
the bedroom where ChibiUsa was tied down.
The 9 naked girls sat down on the other bed to watch as Mamoru approached ChibiUsa.
She trembled as he approached her. "ChibiUsa, I'm going to take our virginity. This
is going to hurt a lot, but in the end we'll bith enjoy it."
"no.. Mamo-chan.."
He positioned his rock hard dick at the entrance to her pussy. "ready, CHibiUsa-chan?"
"No!!! MAMOCHAN, NO!!!"
He forced his huge dick into his tight, wet, 7 year old daughter's pussy.
Rei got up. "my turn," She said with an evil look in her eye. In her hand was a
large dowel, with a diameter about the size of a soda can. She moved over to the
crying ChibiUsa, and without warning, pushed the 12 inch dowel into her aching,
bleeding pussy. SHe screamed again in pure pain as the huge object penetrated her.
Haruka got up next. She untied Chibi Usa and retied her face Down on the bed so
that she was on her knees. Haruka raised her hand and brought it down hard on ChibiUsa's
rear. ChibiUsa screamed as Haruka slapped her little ass again and again. Haruka then
turned her around again and got out her doulbe dildo. She pushed it up her pussy and
set it on VIBRATE. She positioned it at ChibiUsa's entrance, and pushed it in. ChibiUsa
yelled again as yet antoher object foced itself inside of her. "We're done now, you guys
can use it." Makoto inserted it into her own pussy and began having sex with Setsuna.
Minako arose. "Now the goddess of Love get's a turn!" She approached ChibiUsa and
untied her. "ChibiUsa, do you like my tits?" "I.. I don't know..." ChibiUsa said
blushing.
"I know you do because you're always staring at them when I talk to you..."
"You knew that I liked your tits?"
"Of course, and if you had asked I would have shown them to you, that's what I did for
the others when they asked."
"Can... Can I touch them?"
"Do whatever you like to them, ChibiUsa."
ChibiUsa grabbed one and began squeezing it. She pinched the nipple hard.
"ChibiUsa, do that harder..."
ChibiUsa began pinching pulling and twisting her nipple harder.
"Bite them ChibiUsa!"
ChibiUsa took the other nipple in her mouth and began biting it softly.
"Harder, ChibiUsa!! MAke it hurt!"
ChibiUsa began biting hard now, as Minako screamed. At the same time, Minako began
rubbing ChibiUsa's pussy. ChibiUsa moaned and kissed Minako passionately. Minako continued
rubbing ChibiUsa's pussy as they french kissed each other over and over. Minako located
ChibiUsa's clit and began pinching it. ChibiUsa moaned and came.

"MINAKOCHAN!!!!"

Minako returned to the bed and Michiru arose.

 

Michiru approached ChibiUsa. "ChibiUsa, would you like me to show you what Haruka and I
do every night?"

"Yes!!"

Michiru sat down on the bed next to her. "lie down and spread you legs." ChibiUsa did
as she was told. Michiru lowered her face to her hairless pussy and began running her
toungue down her pussylips. ChibiUsa moaned in ecstacy as Michiru's toungue licked her.
Michiru began pushing her toungue into ChibiUsa's hole, tasting her pussy juice. "Can I
lick your's too, Michiru-san?", chibiUsa moaned. Michiru got into 69 position. Chibiusa
stared in awe at the beautiful pussy in front of her face. She licked it, and Michiru
moaned. She bean licking it more, tasting her juices and sucking on her pussy lips.
ChibiUsa found Michiru's clit and cautiously took it into her mouth. She began flicking
it with her tongue and sucking on it. Michiru moaned loudly as ChibiUsa did this, and
began lickign ChibiUsa's clit. ChibiUsa writhed under her as she took it into her mouth
and lightly nibbled on it. ChibiUsa began doing the same thing to Michiru. Both moaned
louder and louder as they sucked and nibbbled each other's clits. "Michiru-san!",
Chibiusa shouted as she came, her pussy being taken over by waves of pleasure. As she
came, she mistakenly bit Michiru's clit harder than she had been, causing michiru to cum.
ChibiUsa licked the pussy juice up, and Michiru returned to the bed.

 

Makoto whent over to ChibiUsa. "ChibiUsa, I hope you like pain..." CHibiUsa nodded. "Yeah,
I do actually.. "

"Good"

Makoto ordered her to spread her pussy wide. She did, and Makoto pushed 2 fingers inside
her.. ChibiUsa moaned, "More, Makochan!" Makoto pushed a third finger up ChibiUsa, and
then a fourth. Chibiusa was writhing on the bed as Makoto put more in her. Makoto
finnally pushed her entire fist up ChibiUsa's tight dripping pussy. ChibiUsa screamed as
Makoto pushed her fist in all the was past her wrist.

"Makoto!!! Make it hurt more!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Makoto obeyed ChibiUsa and pushed her other fist inside CHibiUsa too. ChibiUsa now had
both of Makoto's hands inside of her, and was bleeding all over the bed. Makoto decide to
make it hurt even more, and took her clit in her mouth, She began biting it hard. ChibiUsa
was still screaming for more pain, so makoto began pushing her foot into ChibiUsa's pussy
along with her hands. She forced the whole thing in, and ChibiUsa's pussy began bleeding
more, with two fists and a foot in her.

"Make it hurt even more!!!!!!!!!"

Makoto pushed her other foot into ChibiUsa. ChibiUSa was in so much pain that she came,
blood and cum spewing forth from her battered pussy. Makoto returned to the bed, and as
soon as she sat down, Rei spread her pussy and began pushing the rod she had into her. He
others joined in and bit her nipples and clit.

 

AMi got up and went to the bed where the bleeding cum covered ChibiUsa lay. "ChibiUsa,
you're a bit too tender for anything vaginal, so I'm going to push this banana up your
asshole.", she said, holding up a long yeelow banana. Ami was smacking chibiUsa with both
hands now as she pumped the banana in and out of ChibiUsa's asshole.She called out, "toss
me that whip!" to the others on the bed. They chucked it to her and resumed tortuening
Makoto. Ami took the whip and began whipping ChibiUsa's ass hard with it. At the pain of
the whip on her, ChibiUsa screamed. She abruptly turned around so ami's whip hit her pussy
instead of her ass. The pain searing through her made her cum. Ami pulled out the banana
and returned to the other bed.

 

Setsuna walked over to ChibiUsa, the time staff in her hand.

"oh PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!" she screamed as she came. Setsuna removed the Time
staff.
 
"Did you like that, Small Lady?"

"Yes, thank you Puu!"

 

Hotaru approached ChibiUsa shyly.

"ChibiUsa-chan?"
 
"Hotaruchan!!"

"I.. I don't know where to begin... ChibiUsa..."

"How bout kissing her, Hotaru-chan," Haruka encouraged from the bed.

""Ok.. ChibiUsachan.."
 
She neared ChibiUsa and kissed her on the lips. They began kissing passionately, and
ChibiUsa rolled onto Hotaru. "Hotaru-chan," She moaned between kisses, "Let's rub our
pussies together." "Okay", Hotaru moaned as ChibiUsa kissed her. ChibiUsa positioned
her pussy directly over Hotarus and began pumping her hips. Hotaru moaned adn moved her
hips in time with ChibiUsa's. Bith girls were dripping pussy juice all over each other
as their pussylips ans clits touched again and again. Hotaru moaned as their sexes
touched again and again. Both girls came as their pussies met.

"Hotaruchan!"

"ChibiUsachan!"

Hotaru laid there next to ChibiUsa on the bed for a few seconds as her orgasm subsides.
She kissed her best friend on the lips and returned to the other bed.

 

Usagi arose and walked over to her daughter.

"ChibiUsa."

"Usagi"

They both instantly knew what they wanted to do. They assumed the 69 position and began
licking each others pussies.
 
"Ummm.. ChibiUsa, you taste sooooo god"

"Umm, Usagi, oh!!"
ChibiUsa began squeezing Usagi's tits as she licked her, pinching the nipples.
Usagi began doing the same to ChibiUsa's small nipples.
They both came to a climax as they licked each other's clits and squeezed each other's
tits.

Usagi returned to the bed and ChibiUsa sat up.
 
"Everyone, that was the best birthday present ever!!!"

"So, ChibiUsa, you up for another fuck?," Mamoru asked.

"Yea!" She shouted, as she ran over to the bed to have sex with all the others again.

              Ami's sexual experiences started at the age of fourteen. After
staying after school very late, she was confronted by two of her classmates.
They were very direct and asked plain out: "May we rape you? We'll pay!" Ami's
answer was no, but they raped her anyway.
    Joe grabbed the neck of her collar and ripped. Each button of her uniform
popped off one by one, exposing breasts just barely held in by her bra. Kai, on
the other hand had begun groping under her skirt and had slipped his hand inside
her panties. Ami dropped her books and tried to fight them off, but to no avail.
They wrestled her to the ground. Joe fondling her breasts out of the tight bra,
Kai's finger probing deep into her womb. Joe began to unbuckle his belt, but as
he did, the buckle hit Ami in the head and knocked her out.
    When she awoke, she was covered in cum. It was in her mouth, her eyes, all
over her chest, in her womb, and she could even feel it inside her butt. As she
got up to collect her clothes, she felt a strange feeling between her legs. She
reached into her vagina and pulled out a wad of cash. She counted it. $50!
    This gave her an idea, which she formulated as she pulled her panties and
bra on. As she slipped into her skirt and what was left of her shirt. First off,
she would have to buy a new school uniform.

    The next day she approached Joe and Kai with this proposal: "I will let
you and any of your friends rape me after school on whatever day you want." But
this was her condition: she would charge $50 per person per orgasm. She also
reserved the right to charge extra for various reasons (i.e. if they wanted to
ruin her school uniform, or cause pain to her (like pummeling her with fists or
fucking her when she wasn't wet), etc.) They agreed and met her after school in
the darkened hallways.
    There were five of them the first night. At first, she only saw Joe. He
ran up and grabbed her arms, forcing her against the wall. He took out a knife
and began to cut each button off of her school uniform. Threatening that he
would kill her if she screamed. Ami, of course, knew this was all done to
increase his pleasure, so she went along with it. Joe pulled her shirt back
roughly and looked in dismay at her plain cotton bra.
    "What is this crap", he screamed. He punched her in the stomach. Ami fell
to the floor. "I was expecting some sexy lingerie, bitch!" He kicked her in the
stomach again. Ami felt as if she were going to throw up. She now felt a second
person come up behind her and begin to lift her skirt up. "Same at this end",
she heard Kai say. He kicked her right in the pussy. Now she lay flat on the
ground. The cold marble stone pressing against her semi-exposed chest. She was
in immense pain. A third person turned her over. "Who gives a shit", he said,
"it comes off anyway". And he ripped her bra off. This man was the first one
that night to show any of his skin. He pulled his penis out, waiting a few
seconds before it became erect. Then he stuck it between her breasts and began
moving it back and forth. She felt others, sloppily removing her panties and
tearing out pubic hair with it. She stifled a scream.
    "What the fuck??!", said an unknown fourth person, "Why isn't she shaved?"
Then she felt the cold metal of a knife slide in between the lips of her sex.
This feeling scared her and she arched her back. The man on top of her pushed
her back down with immense strength and continued his journey toward orgasm. She
narrowly escaped being cut by the knife. "Next time, bitch", she heard from the
vicinity of her legs, this was a fifth person, "You better be shaved." The man
on top of her was beginning to move quicker and quicker. Then he
stopped...waiting for something. Ami waited too. Then he slapped her. "Open your
mouth, you cunt!" She obeyed. The man began his pleasure again. At the same
time, she felt someone enter her between the legs. 'Not wet...extra money', she
thought. Then she felt something warm enter her mouth and realised that one of
her 'assailants' had his penis in her mouth. He already had a little bit of cum
on the tip from his excitement between her breasts. Finally, he came into her
mouth. Ami nearly threw up the moment her tongue came in contact with it, but
held on. She choked both from the cum and the penis hitting the back of her
throat. Her eyes were watering. The man finally pulled his penis out of her
mouth. Then he dried it off on her shirt and walked away.
    Now the man inside of her pussy gave her an instruction: "Struggle", was
all he said. She maneuvered to try to get his penis out of her, but he grabbed
her waist and held on. Ami began to squirm. The man tried to hold her by the
waist but couldn't. He grabbed her hands and pushed them to the floor. All the
while, he was moving in and out of her. She tried struggling harder and he
slapped her. He continuously slapped her until she stopped struggling. This was
fine with him, he grabbed her breasts with both hands and began squeezing them
and using them as a purchase with which to thrust himself inside of her harder.
Every time he thrusted, she would arch her back, as if in pain. Because frankly,
she was. But the arching seemed to increase his enjoyment even more. He came
inside of her, she could feel his body shaking with the pleasure of his orgasm.
Then he pulled it out and walked away.
    Joe was next. He sat down at her head and told her to turn over. She did
and found herself staring right at his penis. "Suck it", he said. She hesitantly
took his piece of warm flesh into her mouth and was about to begin when she was
startled by a strange feeling. It was a penis in her butt! Startlement quickly
turned into anguish as the man moved into her narrowest passage and began taking
his pleasure. She tried to ignore it as much as she could and took Joe's penis
into her mouth. She sucked it and moved it about with her tongue.  As the pain
in her rear became more accute, it became more apparent in her face, which was
already red. She couldn't breath well with the penis in her throat. And every
time it hit the back of her throat, she gagged. The pain and the gagging made
tears begin to roll down her face. She heard Joe say: "Good. Good." The tears
obviously pleased him, so she stopped trying to shut out the pain and let it all
hit her. More tears ran in torrents down her face. The man behind her finished
and left his cum inside her butt to slowly dribble out. She couldn't help but
think: "How the hell is he going to get rid of the smell??!" But not for long as
Joe's thrusts were becoming faster and harder and pretty hard to stand. It was s
struggle just breathing now. His penis seemed to fill her whole mouth. So she
was relieved when she felt more warm cum squirt into her mouth. Joe was moaning.
Then he pulled it out and let more cum squirt out into her eye. She cringed, but
Joe didn't mind, because he was already done. He had a bit of a stunned look on
his face and he was shivering. 'I must have been good.', she thought. Joe
eventually pulled his pants up and walked off.
    All that was left now, was Kai. He said to her: "Just rest...I'll do all
the work." Then he sat on top of her stomach and began to masterbate. He derived
visual pleasure from the state her body was in. Bruises on her breasts from
violent hands. Her shirt half hanging off her arms, the buttons strewn all over
the hallway. The tears and cum all over her face and dribbling out her mouth.
The pool of cum that had gathered around her legs from when it dribbled out. Her
skirt pushed up around her waist to allow access to her pussy. He drew on
thoughts from the previous night: Ami's unconcious body covered in cum. His cum.
And blood that had trickled out of her pussy--obviously, it had been her first
time. Then he thought about the whole situation...the reason he had picked her
out of all the other girls in the school. Sure, she was beautiful, sure she she
great hips and breasts. He looked at her breasts and a shot of pleasure ran
through him. But the single most exciting thing was that he was raping the
smartest girl in school. The appeal of someone totally innocent--he was almost
sure that she never thought about self pleasure. All this became too much for
him to stand and he ejaculated all over her. 'Wow!', he thought, 'there must be
a couple spoonfuls there!' He got up and began to walk away. Then he remembered
something. He walked back and stuffed money into her pussy--in later ventures,
this became the formal was of giving her her payment. When Ami finally found
enough strength to sit up, she found that she ached all over. The boys had been
VERY rough that night. She reached between her legs and pulled out a wet wad of
cash. $700! She put her clothes on-or what was left of them-and walked out of
the school. She rode the subway home. She was alone on the train except for a
dirty old man who also raped her. I mean...can you blame him? You're alone on
the train at night, a lonely old man, there's a pretty, young school girl with
only part of her shirt on and her breasts all but hanging out all over the
place. What would you do? He didn't pay her, but he didn't steal her money,
either. So she went home and went to bed. She woke up the next morning and could
barely move, she was so sore. So the boys went to her house after school and
carried out their sexual activities there. She went through this just about
everyday of her high school life. But by her own accord. Many times they had
told her: If you want us to stop doing this to you, we will. But she never asked
them to. I mean...how else was she going to put herself through college?

Minako got out of bed, her nightie soaked with sweat. She thought back to
the dream she had been having. She shuddered when she remembered it...millions
of penises all pointed at her, all aiming for her. Then, a strange feeling
swept over her. She sat back down on the bed. Her nipples stiffened and she felt
a slight twinge of pleasure between her legs. The dream had been enjoyable, she
realised. The sweat wasn't caused by fear, it was caused by the orgasm the dream
had caused in her. She laid back down and quickly began to fall back asleep. Her
half-asleep mind thinking the sweat to be cum and she shook under the second
orgasm before falling asleep again.
During school, she couldn't get the dream out of her mind, or out from
between her legs. She couldn't tell her friends about it, she didn't want to
gross them out. During the middle of math, she raised her hand and asked to go
to the bathroom. The teacher allowed her to. As she walked out the door, she
thought of something. Her pencil clattered to the floor and she bent over to
pick it up. As she did, she looked between her legs to see which boys were
looking up her skirt...nearly all of them. Then she continued towards the
bathroom. Once there, she shut herself in the stall and sat on the toilet. She
pulled her panties down and began to think of the dream and the boys in her
class. Then she gave each staring face to one of the penises. Her eyes closed
and her hand wandered up her skirt.

During the night, she became more and more aware of a desire to have sex
with lots of boys. So she thought all night of how she could accomplish this.
The next morning, she selected her shortest skirt and her tightsest shirt out of
her closet of school uniforms. Today, her panties and bra were omitted from her
outfit. She ate breakfast and ran out into the rain to catch the school bus.
She sat through her first five classes until it was her lunch period.
Then, instead of going to lunch, she ran outside, getting soaked by the
thunderstorm. When she reached the gym, found the door to the boys' locker room
and went in. She sat down on the floor and panted. Boys stared at her,
well...actually at her pink nipples seen through the soaked uniform. She told
them that she had had to take shelter from the rain in there. They all agreed
that it was cold outside and that she should stay in, or else she would catch
cold. One boy, Sam, offered her a seat on the bench at the end of his locker
row. She sat down, making sure she sat so that boys could look up her skirt and
notice the absence of underwear. As each boy in the row noticed, the bulges in
their boxers became noticably larger.
Sam walked up. "Um...hi..." he stuttered. She looked at him and smiled
suggestively. "I...uh....well..... Oh fuck it!" His hands flashed out and began
unbuttoning her shirt. He was nervous, she could tell from his shaking, so she
pushed his hands away and finished unbouttoning the shirt herself. Sam slowly
put his hands on her breasts. The touch of male hands made her so wet, it almost
instantly began to drip out of her. Her nipples felt hard enough to be rocks.
Sam undid the clasps on his boxers and shoved himself into her. She came
instantly and began shaking. Each shake became more violent as Sam pushed and
pushed inside of her. His orgasm made her cum a second time. Then he moved out
of her and sat down on the bench.
Another boy walked up to her and he seemed extremely nervous. So she got
down on the ground, on her knees, and pulled down his boxers. His penis pointed
straight at her face. Her lips locked onto it and she sucked him like a
lollipop. While she was doing this, her prone pussy was entered by someone else.
This filled her with ecstacy and she felt a third orgasm coming. The man behind
her then grabbed her breasts and began squeezing them very hard. He pushed in
her harder and harder. His force pushed her into the boy in front of her so hard
that, right as he came, his penis was shoved to the back of her throat and cum
was lodged into places food had never even been. She began hacking and coughing.
She was spitting cum all over the floor, but she still choked. Her eyes and face
became red and tears poured out of her. The boy behind her pushed harder than
ever, as if he was trying to dislodge the cum from her throat with his penis. He
shoved and shoved and came an enormous amount inside of her. She had a third
orgasm, but her circumstances made it the most painful thing she had ever felt.
And tears ran in torrents down her face. As she sat and shivered with pain,
crying and choking up cum, another person entered her from behind and another
from the front. They, too came into her making her choke and feel pain even
more.
She felt herself being turned over onto her back, still choking as if she
had a piece of food stuck in her throat. Another person pushed himself into her
pussy and one other into her mouth. Her hair was being soaked by all the spit-up
cum on the floor, as was the back of her outfit. She shook under the pain the
two boys were inflicting on her, and they shook under the pleasure she was
giving them. These two didn't cum where they were, they pulled out and manually
finished off the job. Tablespoons of cum fountained onto her body, her face and
her school unifrom. Another two boys positioned themselves as the first two had.
They came onto her body and face, too. She still hacked on the cum in her
throat, and from all the penises that had hit the back of it. She cried now,
more because she hurt in her pussy, mouth and throat. She cried because the cum
was the slimiest, most disgusting thing her body had ever had all over it. She
cried because cum stung the hell out of her eyes, and she could barely see what
was going on. She closed her eyes to try to have her natural washers get rid of
some of the stuff in her eyes, but that just made her feel worse. She reached up
with her hands and wiped as much as she could out of her eyes before her hands
were forcibly put down at her sides. She saw one impatient person sit down next
to her and begin to masterbate. Pretty soon, everyone else decided to do this
too. The two people taking pleasure directly from her finished and left. The
other people continued to masterbate, no one took a position to enter her. Her
view was of many penises all sticking out over top of her. They reminded her of
a circle of spikes in some medieval movie she had seen. People would reach out
to both fondle and hurt her. They Either touched her breasts or squeezed them.
They wither stuck a finger up her cunt or gave her a fisty. The pain they caused
her gave them such pleasure, it was almost surreal to her. Finally, people began
to cum. Their penises squirted sperm over her like so many court yard fountains
spraying water. Right after the last boy finished cumming into her eye, a gruff
voice yelled "What the hell is going on here!!??"
The coach walked into view and began kicking the boys. "What the hell is
this", he screamed, "you get out there right now, I want to talk to you!" All of
the boys hurriedly finished dressing and ran into the gym. The coach lifted her
up and carried her to the shower room. There, he turned on a warm shower and
laid her underneath of it.
"Thank you", she managed feebly.
"Don't thank me yet", he said, and he stripped off her shirt and dress,
then he removed her shoes and socks. He unzipped his pants and his penis darted
out between two buttons in his boxers, causing the buttons to be undone by how
big it was. Minako whimpered, she knew she was too tight for him. He seemed to
realise that too, and enjoyed it. He pushed himself in very quickly. Her eyes
widened and her back arched into the air. A scream escaped her lips and the
coach clamped his hand down onto her mouth. "You make one noise, and you are
dead", he threatened. She began crying again as he pushed his seemingly gigantic
penis in and out of her. She felt like her vagina was going to rip apart and
split her body in half. His hands clamped her arms ot the floor. Her struggles
seemed like nothing to him. She began to cry again. The water of the shower
washed away the tears and what seemed like gallons of cum very slowly. The hard
spray of the shower felt like razors to her now very sensitive breasts. This
made her in even more pain and she cried harder than she ever had before. The
coach began panting. his drool actually dropping onto her breasts. Finally,
after what seemed like and eternity of being fucked, the coach let his semen
shoot out into her like a jet of water. It was so warm that it actually hurt
her, since she had just had so many penises inside of her. The coach stood up
and tipped his hat. Then he spat right onto her swollen red pussy and walked out
the door. Minako laid in the shower for what seemed like an hour, but when she
heard the boys returning to the locker room, she dressed in her soaking wet
uniform and ran out the door.

She sat through the rest of the day in terrible pain and with boys and
male teachers alike staring at her nipples that could be seen through her shirt.
She felt miserable and just wanted the day to end. Finally, the final bell rang.
As she ran out the door, Mr. Johnson told her to stay after for a second. She
stood by his desk and waited. After all the students had left, he bent her over
his table and shoved his penis into her. She screamed and he punched her so
hard, it knocked her out for a second. "Just shut up and this will go real
quick", he said. His penis moved up and down inside of her. Surprisingly, it
didn't hurt and she actually had and orgasm. The teacher did too. Then he
speechlessly pulled out of her and walked out the door. She got up slowly and
went home. That night, she realised she had enjoyed being painfully treated
during sex. THe events of that day became a regular occurence for the rest of
that year. SHe eventually learned to have orgasms while the pain was so
unbearable that she felt like she was going to burst.

      Makoto sat on the guest bed in her uncle's house. She was wearing her
school uniform, as instructed. A few minutes later, her uncle walked in with one
of his friends. Her uncle John ran a night club where people carried out sexual
acts on stage. She had just been hired.
    "Take your shirt off", said the man.
    Slowly, she removed her shirt. She looked down at her breasts, held firmly
in by her cotton bra, but still sort of overflowing out.
    "Now your bra", she was instructed.
    She hesitated. She wasn't really comfortable showing her 14 year old body
to an older man (much older, maybe in his 30's). She definitely wasn't
comfortable with the idea of losing her virginity to him, especially not on
stage in front of 50 horny men. But she had agreed anyway. She reached around
her back and undid the clasp, letting her bra come off and her breasts flop
loose.
    "Now stand up and remove your dress.", he said next.
    She stood up, shaking and removed her blue knee-length school dress. She
knew that men loved sexual acts involving school girls and their dresses. The
man's eyes followed her dress down.
    "Take off your panties", was her final command.
    She put her thumbs in the sides of her underwear and tried to pull down.
But her arms seemed to be locked. She knew she didn't want to do this. But she
forced herself to. She could feel the man's eyes widening as she exposed her
pubic hair, then her vagina, then he followed them slowly down her long, shaven
legs.
    "Very good", he said, "You'll be fine. Now put your clothes on. Be at the
bar at eight tommorrow night.
    After his friend left, Makoto's uncle instructed her not to put her
clothes back on. Then he told her to open her mouth. When she did, he inserted
his penis in and began making her suck it and move it about with her tongue.
Mako was used to this. It had happened every time she was with her uncle since
she was twelve. That's why she had liked to fight...to get rid of her anger. She
thought back to the first night. How her uncle had basically ripped her school
uniform. He had removed her training bra and panties with the flower pattern on
them. Then he had forced his way into her mouth. All she remembered from that
point on were a lot of threats if she told anyone, alot of choking, and the
disgusting taste of cum filling her mouth. Suddenly, she was in the present
again. Warm cum filling her mouth for the who knows how-manyeth-time. Her uncle
left without saying a word. Then she swallowed the cum, she still winced,
though. She really did not like the taste of it. But she thought that it would
be good to get used to swallowing it, since her uncle loved doing this to her.
Then she got into her pajamas and went to bed.

    The next night, Makoto arrived at her uncle's club early enough to catch
one of the shows. She saw a girl she knew from school being taken by three
different men, each in a different orfice. She tried to look away as her
classmate screamed for help, but everywhere else she looked was just men
masterbating.
    She went back stage. She walked by her classmate, who was huddled in a
corner crying and shivering. She looked straight ahead and eventually found her
uncle's friend.
    "It's time", he said. He looked into her eyes, he seemed kind. But she
still couldn't forgive him for what he was about to do to her. She was only
doing it for the money. She had been promised $1000 a night! Right before they
went on stage, her uncle came up and told her that there was a slight surprise
tonight. Then the lights came on and the man dragged her onstage. She knew all
of her lines.
    "Let go of me", she screamed.
    "Fuck you, bitch!", was his reply.
    She began to struggle to get away from him. He held her tighter and pulled
out a knife. She froze, like she was supposed to. The knife flashed an two
buttons popped off of her shirt. The crowd 'ahh'-ed as the first glimpses of her
cleavage were made public.
    "No more, or I'll kill you!", he daid, "And then I would STILL fuck you!"
    This was her cue to stop.
    "A-ha, you're not as dumb as I thought." Then he put his hands on the
inside of her shirt and ripped, making all the rest of her buttons pop off. Her
"assailant" didn't pull her shirt off completely, but let it hang off of her
shoulders. Then he pushed her back onto a barrel and bent her over it. He licked
along the lace edge of her otherwise cotton bra. She could feel his saliva
seeping through the holes and making her breasts a little cooler under the stage
lights. Then his knife cut the tiny strip in between the cups of her bra,
exposing her breasts to the audience. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw one
man who couldn't hold on any longer and just let himself go. Then her dress was
cut up the middle. She really hated seeing her school unifrom destroyed, but she
couldn't help it. Almost in a daze, she watched as her panties were pulled down,
and a penis inserted into her vagina for the first time ever. She saw at least 5
more people cum when the blood started to trickle. These people loved the idea
of a school girl losing her virginity to a guy forcing it on her. As her uncle's
friend began to take his pleasure, she could feel painful chafing, both inside
of her and on her back. To shut out the pain, she tried to think what her
uncle's "surprise" was. But then she felt the penis move out of her. She didn't
think he had cum yet, but she waited to see what was happening next. He began to
pleasure himself the rest of the way. His orgasm causing sperm to spray all over
her body, her face, in her eyes and her mouth. Then he bent over and whispered
in her ear that he was leaving stage, but she was to stay on. And that she would
know why in a second. Then he picked up both pieces of her school uniform and
both of her undergarments and threw them to people in the crowd. She stood up.
Feeling cum dribble down her face and in between her breasts. Then she heard a
roar. A giant monster with lots of tentacles walked out on stage.
    On instinct, she yelled the words: "Jupiter Star Power...Make up!" Then
she ran to fight off the monster, never once wondering why no one in the
audience was running. She tried to kick and the monster grabbed her leg and held
her upside down. Her panties were exposed again. Only this time, she felt
embarassed, her panties were being displayed when she hadn't wanted it. The
monster snaked one tentacle around both of her arms and her other leg and held
her upright. Then it sliced the front of her Sailor outfit right up the middle
and her breasts were exposed. Two tentacles snaked through her cleavage and
wrapped underneath of her breasts. She screamed. Another tentacle snaked into
her mouth. She struggled and gagged. Tears began to run down her face. Then she
knew it was all over when she heard a ripping sound and felt her vagina exposed
to the air. She realised then what the surprise was. The monster waggled it's
biggest tentacle in front of her face before inserting into her. The pain was
overwhelming. She felt like there was something trying to eat her from the
inside. It would pull the tentacle almost out and then ram it back in again,
painfully hard. Each time as she tried to scream, her eyes bugged from the
effort of trying to make a sound around the monster's tentacle in her mouth.
People in the audience complained and and the tentacle was removed from her
mouth. Now the monster began to ram it's largest tentacle in harder, each time
producing an ear-shattering scream from the young girl. The pounding of the
monster in her vagina continued for literally two hours! The other tentacles
constricting around her arms, legs, and breasts to put her in even more pain.
People in the audience howled with delight at the orgasms they were getting.
Blood trickled out of her vagina due to the pounding, not her maiden head
popping. Finally, it was over. She was dropped on stage from a few feet in the
air and she just collapsed, face up. Breathing heavier than she had ever gotten
from a workout. The lights were left onstage so people could get last minute
orgasms from looking at her heav

ChibiUsa opened Mamoru's door that afternoon.  She always went to his cozy apartment instead of home because she didn't particuarly  care for Usagi.  However, Mamoru... Just thinking of him made her heart race and gave her a peculiar tingling in her stomach.

Mamoru had been in his livingroom, watching a hentai film when he heard his door creak open.
 He quickly shut the TV, knowing it was probably CHibiUsa coming home from school.  He sat
down and put a blanket over his lap so his hardon wouldn't be as noticable.  He was still horny as hell, though, and desperatly wanted to finish masturbating.  ChibiUsa pranced into the living room.

"Konichiwa, Mamo-chan!"
She shouted, jumping onto his lap and hugging him.  She snuggled up close to him, and felt her  stomach flutter. 
"k-k-k-onnichiwa, ChibiUsa..." Mamoru stuutered as she snuggled close to him.  For some reason, his future daughter being so close to him was turning him on.  As she wriggled around trying to get comfortable, she unknowingly was stimulating him, making his desires increase.

"Mamo-chan, I love you " she said.

"How do you know it's love, ChibiUsa?" he asked.

"Because I always get this wonderful tingling in my belly when I think of you..." She told him

Mamoru's desires were raging now hat he knew she had sexual feelings for him too.  He decided to be daring.

"Those feelings don't come from your stomach, ChibiUsa, they come from here." he said, as he
 lifted her skirt and put his hand on her little girl pussy.  He could feel the pussylips through the fabric of her underware.

ChibiUsa drew in a breath when he grasped her pussy.  It was like the same feeling she always got, but much stronger.  As Mamoru pulled his hand away, she said
"Mamo-chan, do that again, it feels good."
"You like that, ChibiUsa?" he asked teasingly.  He didn't know what he was getting into.
nor did he care about the consequences.  He now deparately wanted to take his little daughter.

He brushed her pussy again with his fingers, causing her to moan "Mamo-chan!"
He slid her underware off to reveal her tiny hairless virgin pussy. He beganstroking her,
and pushed a finger up her hole.  THis brought more moans from the little girl.

Then, without a word, he picked her up and carried her into his bedroom.  He placed her on
the bed and told her to spread her legs.  She did as he told her, and he lowered his face toward her wet little pussy.  His tongue flicked across her clit, making her moan louder and louder.

"OH!!!! MAMO-CHAN!!!  MAMO-CHAN!!!!"

Her looked her in the eyes and said

"Can I take your virginity, ChibiUsa?"

"Take Me, Mamo-chan!"

She spread her legs wide and he took off his pants and underware.  He positioned himself at her entrance and asked ,
"ready, ChibiUsa?"

"YES!" she moaned.  He pushed himself into her hot, tight little pussy.  She screamed as she was penetrated by a man for the first time.  Mamoru pumped in and out of his little daughter as she  screamed in pain.  He pushed in and out of her again and again.  ChibiUsa's moaning grew louder and louder until her muscles constricted and she had her first orgam.
" MAMO-CHAN!" she shouted as waves of pleasure passed through her body.
He pumped two more strokes and came in her.

They both laid on the bed gasping for breath, and fell asleep.
Everyday afterschool, they both look forward to the wild times...

It was not a normal day in the Tenchi Masaki household.

First off, Ryoko had *not* tried to latch onto Tenchi when he came downstairs (late, if I may add) for breakfast. Aeka was also strangely
absent from the household; in fact, she hadn't *been* anywhere in the house
for at least a day or two. Ryo-ohki was sitting on the couch, asleep;
Mihoshi and Kiyone were in space on an assignment.

Washu was probably the most normal thing going on that day. She was in her
lab as always, fiddling and diddling with this and that. Lights flickered,
photons burst, people died, and stuff happened as she experimented with her
latest invention, something that she termed the "Reality Distortion
Transportation Thingamabob". Hours and hours passed as she worked.... and
all the while, the reader was left in total boredom.

After she finally finished, she sat back, a small smirk of satisfaction on
her rather-puerile face.

"Heh," she cackled. "*This* will prove me to be the Greatest Scientific
Genius in the Universe (TM)! Now, my pretty... I will destr- erm, get to
work!"

Washu reached over, and flicked the ubiquitous Activation Switch that's
always marked and conspicuous on such devices.

Nothing happened.

"Agh, damn it!" Washu muttered, and delivered a sound Boot to the CPU (TM)
on the side panel of the device. With an almost-human groan of annoyance,
the machine sputtered and puttered to life. A control panel lit up, the
readout blank.

Washu grinned in triumph and began to program in some obscure coordinates
into the panel.

   

Jeff sighed in annoyance as he backed away from his keyboard yet again. His
dad, being his usual capricious self, had decided at *that particular
moment* to pick up the damn phone, thus cutting off the connection to his
ISP, and thereby ruining the incredibly intense RP that he had been in only
mere seconds ago.

In all actuality, it was a few minutes short of midnight, and the chat hall
on IRC was quite dead. Occasional non-sequiter comments came from those who
were still actually in the hall. Jeff himself had been downloading porn from
some obscure site linked from the Anipike, hoping to hell that his dad
wouldn't notice.

Of course, *that* idea's gone, he thought as he stumbled to his feet in
order to sternly reprimand ("Uh, dad... could you please not do that?") his
father on Internet etiquette. Per usual, his dad was the one to reprimand
him before striding stridently back into his room. Jeff, sighing, returned
to his room in disappointment.

At least he'll be asleep now, he thought. That way, I get lots of time to
masturbate. Mmmm, Pfil...

Jeff's visions of fairy fetish heaven were cut short as he blinked out of
existence in this universe in inimitable Revenge! style.

   

"AGH! What the hell is this thing!"

Jeff opened his eyes, half-expecting to be dead and in hell ("Okay, Satan,
I'll mop the floor, just quit poking me with that trident"). Instead, he
was in a subspace pocket inside a spare dimension that happened to pass for
the laboratory of this Universe's Greatest Scientific Genius (TM).

"Uh... hello... who are you..." he muttered quietly. Damn, there goes my
erection.

Washu, meanwhile, was still blinking at the lump of flesh and fat that had
materialized in the middle of her lab. She hadn't expected to pull something
*this* bizzare; for one, he was *way* too chubby... and his hair, despite
being somewhat-longish, simply didn't look cool at all.

"Who the hell are you?" she spoke in the ubiquitous language of anime
universes, Japanese.

Jeff blinked, then suddenly realized a few things all at once: 1) He was in
a really complicated-looking lab when he had been in his room about three
seconds ago; 2) the girl standing in front of him was speaking Japanese;
3) she had *HUGE* eyes; and 4) she was staring at his......

He quickly tucked it back in and zipped up his pants. "Eh... heh.... sorry."

Washu looked, and said something. Even with Jeff's rather-limited
vocabulary, he still recognized the words "chan" and "diiku" anywhere.

"Look," Jeff said, hoping to hell that she hadn't seen *too* much. "I don't
know what you're saying, and I was about to... well, hell, since you saw
it, I was about to enjoy myself. Now what the hell-"

Washu raised a hand up to silence him, and touched a few buttons on her
portable laptop. A few seconds later, she began speaking English.

"I believe that this is what you would call a 'plot contrivance'," she said
rather seriously.

"Uhm... yeah." Jeff abruptly realized that either he was speaking Japanese,
or that everyone in the place suddenly understoof English. Contrivance,
indeed.

"Anyways... I brought you here with my invention, the Reality Distortion
Transportation Thingamabob," Washu continued.

"Great name."

"Ain't it?" she said with a wide grin. "At any rate, here you are, and so
I've got a coupla questions to ask you."

"Uh..." Jeff quickly remembered what had happened in the Tenchi Muyo videos
he'd borrowed from his friends. "What... *kind* of questions?"

Washu's grin grew wider. "Judging by what I saw when you got here, they'd be
the kind of questions you'd like!"

".... right." Jeff sighed. "Alright, come on... since I'm here, I might as
well make an idiot of myself."

The genius blinked. "Um, right. Now, if you'll just stay still..." As she
spoke, she pushed a few more buttons on the laptop, and the requisite
tentacle-demon-like machine popped up from under Jeff and promptly tied him
up. Jeff himself just sat there, looking rather amused and bemused.

"Nyehehehe... maybe *you* can give me that sample I've been looking for..."
Washu muttered as she typed furiously on the keyboard.

"Uh, right... I thought you wanted that sample from *Tenchi*, not me..."

Washu blinked. "How'd you know about Tenchi? Who are you?" Her eyes narrowed
and she began to regard Jeff with a suspicious gaze.

"Long story. Can we leave it at that?"

Washu reached over and flicked the machine onto idle for the time being. She
regarded Jeff with a serious look. "... y'know, I don't think that's a good
idea... I want to know who you are right *now*."

"I don't think I can explain that myself," Jeff mumbled as he looked
nervously around the room. Lights, machines, and weird bubbling stuff...
nope, nothing to help him.

Washu pushed a button, and the machine abruptly dropped out of sight,
dumping Jeff unceremoniously to the ground. "You come in here and you
already know who Tenchi is... I know there's something you're not telling me
here, and I wanna know what it is."

Jeff sighed. "Okay, I'll try to explain, but you're probably not gonna
understand it anyways, and even if you do understand it, it'll come off
sounding like a really lame excuse."

"What? You think that the *Greatest Scientific Genius in the Universe* won't
be able to figure this out? HA!" Washu posed proudly, and settled back down
in her bench a few seconds later. "So spill it already."

"Hm, all right... let's see... I'm from a universe where you are products of
imagination... basically, you exist only in a graphic and text medium, and
serve no other purpose than to amuse us. Basically, your lives have no
meaning."

Washu blinked.

"*You* *don't* *exist*," Jeff reiterated slowly.

Washu blinked again, then began to smile in that decidingly disturbed
fashion. "Nice try there... but not good enough."

"Of course... I didn't expect it to work," Jeff sighed. "Well, I guess I'm
gonna die now."

"No, no, hold on..." Washu interrupted. "As weird as you are... I find you
really interesting. I think I'm gonna keep you around- as a specimen!"
Her eyes glinted dangerously, and she began to push a few more keys on the
laptop.

"Hey, wait a minute... what're you gonna do? Just keep me around until I
die?!" Jeff exclaimed, suddenly *very* worried.

"Sounds about right. Heh... you know me pretty well... maybe you're actually
telling the truth."

"I *am* telling the truth, damn it."

"I'm still gonna lock you up."

Jeff managed to conceal his look of abject terror. "Well, if you're gonna do
that... can I at least get to say hi to the others? You know... Ryoko, Aeka,
S-Sasami, and Ryo-ohki...? Oh yeah, and Tenchi too."

Washu paused again, and for a second Jeff thought that she was simply going
to kill him then and there. She then whirled on him, expression intent.

"You're either really powerful or *really* stupid," she said. "And you don't
feel powerful at all. I ran a scan on you and it showed nothing... so I'm
assuming you really *are* telling the truth here with this 'we don't exist'
stuff."

"I'm glad you think so," Jeff mumbled, somewhat relieved.

"However," Washu continued, "if I *do* catch you doing something, I'm sure
you know what we are all capable of."

Jeff nods. "Right. I won't do anything. Trust me."

"This time, I will," Washu acknowledged. "But *just* this once. And only
because I'm feeling generous."

Jeff smiled, managing to not make it look like a smirk with great effort.
"Thanks, Little Washu."

Washu looked back at him with a measure of mild surprise. "Somehow, I saw
that one coming."

"Um... can I go now?" Jeff gestured meekly towards the "door" of the lab,
which was sitting by itself, jambless, in the middle of space.

"All right, but I'm keeping an eye out, Jeff. Remember that."

"Thanks," he said, and quickly ducked out of the lab.

After he left, Washu paused in her work for a few moments, staring at a
beaker in dumb amazement.

"I really don't believe this," she muttered.

   

Walking out of the lab was a big mistake.

During the course of time that he and Washu were having their merry little
chat, the dynamics of the Masaki residence had suddenly decided to return
to normal for a while. Thus, when Jeff walked out, he nearly got his head
sliced off by a blade of orange energy.

Being the epitome of people with lackluster reflexes, Jeff just stood there
as he watch the blade hum by a bare centimeter from his chin. The
realization didn't set in until a few seconds later, when he ducked quickly-
and ended up sprawling over the couch, nearly squashing Ryo-ohki. The cabbit
leapt aside, yowling and meowing in protest. Jeff, unaccustomed to such a
lifeform back on his version of Earth, popped right up from where he was
about to sit with a loud yelp of astonishment. He rammed face-first into
Aeka's backside, sending the older Princess of Jurai flying back onto the
floor with a surprised squawk.

Ryoko, meanwhile, had noticed that someone was actually foolish enough to
interfere in her argumant; and so, for once, she relented, letting the
orange energy-saber fade into her hand. "Who's this guy?" she said, peering
over at the currently-frozen-in-place Jeff.

As for Jeff himself, he was bending over Aeka carefully, hoping to hell that
he didn't a shock from those Juraian wood-cylinder-things right up the ass.
"Princess? Are you okay?"

"I- hey, who *are* you?" she muttered, rising up from the ground.

"That's what I'm wonderin'," Ryoko said.

"Uh... heh," Jeff mumbled, smiling nervously. "Y'see... Washu was fooling
around with some invention of hers... and she kinda brought... me... here."

Ryoko and Aeka regarded him oddly. "You look really... strange," Aeka
remarked. "Your eyes are quite... um, small."

"Don't remind me."

"Look, if you're just gonna barge in on us like that, whoever you are-"
Ryoko began.

"Jeff," Jeff mumbled. "The name's Jeff."

"-Jeff," Ryoko continued, "then you can at least stay the hell away from
me and Aeka."

Jeff sighed. "I really didn't want to barge *in*, y'know. Your mom's kinda
unpredictable when she decides to yank people from other dimensions."

"Don't remind me," Ryoko said sourly.

"Please, make yourself at home here," Aeka said charmingly. At least it's
not some girl that would distract Tenchi from loving me, she thought. Unless
he's gay. Which would not be good at all. "Sasami should be in the kitchen,
so if you're hungry you can go ask her."

Jeff's expression remained stoic, but his mind began to slowly drift out of
focus. "Sasami? Your little sister?" he said, feeling something inside of
him depart.

"Yes, she... how did you know that?"

He smiled wryly. "It's kinda a long story... go ask Washu whenever she comes
out from her lab."

"That could take *days*," Ryoko muttered.

Jeff shrugged, and quickly ducked into the kitchen.

"What a strange little man," Aeka murmured, sitting back down on the couch.

"Little? Hardly. The guy looks like you after a food binge," Ryoko said,
smiling.

"Whaaaaat did you say?!"

"I said-"

"Oh, *you*! Argh...!!"

The pyrotechnics started up once again.

   


The kitchen. The kitchen. That's where she was.

Jeff peeked in across the doorframe... and sure enough, there she was... the
younger Princess of Jurai, Sasami. She was wearing that adorable pink apron
with a giant carrot across the front again. And ponytails. Gotta love the
long hair. She walked back and forth quickly, touching this up, turning the
heat down just a bit on the soup, and finally topped it off with a decisive
wipe-down of the countertop.

Sasami.

She took a moment to sit back, sighing to herself, a content smile on her
freckled face. Jeff walked in that moment, smiling a bit himself.

"Hi," he said, waving hesitantly.

Sasami blinked. "Who're you?" she said.

Jeff gritted his teeth. Okay, so maybe the voice was still as abrasive as
ever, he thought. Nothing can be done about that. At least I could've been
sucked into the dubbed version of this reality, but nooooo.... I gotta get
dragged into the subtitled version. Sheesh.

"I'm Jeff," he said. "Little Washu brought me here with one of her
inventions, so I guess I'll be staying for a while."

"Oh... great! I'm Sasami!" She bowed her head slightly in traditional pose.

I know.

"Hi," Jeff repeated, smiling like an idiot now. "Anyways, whatcha cooking?"
The classic Adam Christopher Leigh line, he thought. At least *I* like
Mihoshi- the OAV version, anyways, since the TV version was a complete putz
and she-

"Nothing special," Sasami replied, getting up and smoothing out the front
of her apron. "Just some soup, and rice, and... oh, you know, the usual
stuff."

"Right... so, when's dinner? I'm kinda hungry..."

For more than just food.

"It'll be in an hour or so. Are you going to eat with us?"

"I... guess so, if that's okay."

"Oh, sure!" Sasami beamed at him brightly. "I'll be happy to cook for you.
And I hope big sister and Ryoko won't mind, either. Say, have you met Tenchi
yet?"

I have, actually. "Nope," he said. "But I'll see him at dinner, right?"

Sasami nodded. "Yup. He's letting us all live here. It's very nice of him."

Jeff smiled uneasily- he was losing it, quickly- and began to back away
towards the door. "Anyways, I've got something to do right now, Sasami... so
I'll see you at dinner, then... right?"

"Right! Nice to meet you, Jeff!" She turned back to her cooking, and Jeff
would have survived unscathed, had not the following occurred.

As she reached over for a ladle, she accidentally knocked a measuring cup
over. "Oh, no," she said, and bent over to reach it. Through the wonderful
powers of the deities above who decided that Jeff was to not live a peaceful
existence, he just happened to have a perfect view... as her apron and shirt
billowed downwards, allowing for a darkened but definitely clear view of her
braless, immature chest. Jeff's eyes widened... his gaze shot towards her
bottom, which was rounded and sticking out in that pert way... then towards
his pants... and he quickly left, bolting away.

I saw it, he thought. Like a kid who sees his first issue of Penthouse... it
brought about an unimaginable thrill, a rush of sensation... and an
incredibly painful erection. Jeff quickly ducked into the backyard, hoping
to find a secluded niche around. There were none, of course; none that he
could see, so he dashed back indoors (Aeka and Ryoko were just staring at
him by this point), and into the bathroom.

He couldn't go out again. Not after what he'd seen. It was his fantasy, his
dream... and he could not allow himself to go through with it because to do
so would mean the ending of someone else's dream.

He'd have to resolve this on his own... as he had many times before. He
could already feel himself stiffening, in anticipation of the event.

Jeff sat on the toilet seat, noting how small the damn thing was, trembling.
Pictures were one thing. Seeing it in reality- well, *relative* reality- was
completely different. It was as if he was altered anew... the dream flared
back up to life again, demanding to be sated.

He unzipped his pants, and tugged out his old friend, the one who had been
the source of satisfaction from his fantasies so many times before.

Sasami, he thought again, and wrapped his fingers around his penis. He began
to rub up and down slowly, savoring the sensation, replaying the image that
he had just seen not two minutes ago over and over in his mind. The bending
over. The droop of the shirt and apron. The small, nearly-nonexistant
breasts that were tipped with tiny nipples. Move gaze over. Her rear end,
not nearly as curvacious as that of Ryoko's, or maybe even Aeka's, but a
feast for the eyes nonetheless.

Jeff began stroking slightly faster now, his entire being centered between
the going-ons between his legs. Unrequited love. Unbridled desire. Stroke.
Harder. He began to picture her in her mind, under his control, crying for
help-

-except, he didn't *want* that, did he? He wanted something more.

He wanted her to love him for it.

He began pushing harder with his fingers, his breath coming in ragged gasps
now. The one thought that first pervaded his mind began making itself heard
as it repeated over and over in his head. He wanted to fuck her. He wanted
to fuck her. He wanted to fuck her-

He wanted to love her.

Her small breasts. The rosy nipples. Her rounded butt. Her small breasts.
The rosy nipples. Her rounded butt. Her small breasts. The rosy nipples. Her
rounded butt. Her sm-

"Jeff? Are you in there?" Aeka's voice came drifting from across the door,
snapping him back into a harsh state of reality. Jeff, however, could only
give an incoherent groan as he climaxed, sending semen all over his hand. He
quickly unrolled a few generous sheets of toilet paper and managed to wipe
his hand off, then flushed the toilet quickly, sending the paper down with
it. Jeff walked back out, looking around.

"Are you all right? You sounded very... um... pained in there," Aeka said
as he walked out.

"Oh, no... no... I'm fine," Jeff hastily mumbled. "I just- had constipation,
or something. Wouldn't come out, you know?" He tossed her a nervous smile.

"... yes, I understand," Aeka muttered. "Now, please... it's almost time for
dinner. Sasami's cooking something wonderful for us, you know... it's--"

Jeff stopped listening to her at that point and drifted off into thought.
Yeah, I know. Something wonderful.

       

Dinner passed by with a barrage of questions for Jeff: the usual entourage
of "how are you", "where are you from", "how can you speak Japanese so
well", and the ubiquitous "did you have problems finding the bathroom". Jeff
managed to paste a somewhat-bland smile on his face as he politely answered
the questions, munching on his food quietly.

His attention was really focused on one thing: the paragon of innocent
beauty before him, Princess Sasami. Jeff watched every single nuance of her
actions: the way she chewed her food delicately (sixteen times, fourteen
times, seventeen times, a drink of water, a sip of miso soup, fourteen
times, eighteen times) and the bulge in her throat as she swallowed the
masticated mass.

Yes. Swallow.

He didn't know how long he'd be able to control himself; he didn't know that
he even had to, until that moment in time when he had watched his own
semen-covered hand in mild horror. After a few moments, he had gently placed
one finger in his mouth experimentally, tasting the flatness of his own
ejaculate.

This sweetness stems from Sasami, he had thought. I gorge myself upon it.

Now, as she sat before him, he couldn't help but wonder... how would he do
this? And what were the repercussions going to be?

Of course, he didn't expect to get out of this alive... if he was even
alive anymore. Raping a little girl who had connections to the greatest
scientific genius in the universe, a notorious space pirate, and a royal
princess of a powerful empire was a damned stupid idea.

Still... there was that feeling, that *throb* that he couldn't shake.
Somewhere in him, he wanted to feast himself on her, physically, mentally,
until his lust was satisfied. It wasn't a lust he could fully explain...
hell, he knew it was stupid, and yet he was going through with it--

Wait.

*Was* he going to go through with it?

His mind didn't give him a response. There was only a matter of time before
his body would dictate his fate.

"Hey, what's the matter with you?" Ryoko called out from her bowl of udon
noodles. "See somethin' you like?"

"Uh... sorry," Jeff mumbled hastily, burying his own face in a pile of
California rolls. It wouldn't do at all, really, to have his plans
discovered before he even brought them into actions.

Was he really going to do this?!

Yes. No.

No. You can't.

Yes.

Of course not. You do this, and you violate every ideal that you claim to
uphold... being a lover of children, a defender of innocence and youth...

Lover....

What a joke.

It was all a mask, really. Beneath that mask lay the same thing that had
been Humbert's undoing... an unsatiable, burning lust for something that was
forbidden and taboo, something that was unspeakably beautiful in a way that
no one else could understand.

No one understood him. They hated him, for his desire that he wanted
everyone and no one to know about. He would tease them with it, and pretend
to flaunt it.. only to withdraw at the last moment and reerect his face of
seeming-indifference. There were those who went beneath that face.. but
even then, they didn't not reach behind further to see the ugly truth that
even Jeff himself hated to admit.

He wanted to fuck Sasami.

But it would have to wait.

Jeff finished up his dinner, then quietly let Aeka and Yosho guide him to
his room. The princess looked at him oddly for a few brief moments; the
elderly Juraian remained impasse. Nevertheless, Jeff thanked them both for
their hospitality and curled up on his futon, sweating, his heart pounding.
He knew that there was no way he would sleep tonight, not with this
opportunity in his grasp.

He remained there for the better part of the night; so did his erection. The
mere thought of actual, real action did wonders for it. There were a few
moments when he caressed himself to make the pain ease away, but it only
served to excite him even more.

He glanced over at the clock. It was 1:13. As he stared, the three clicked,
and turned into a four.

Now or never. Do or die.

The first, the second.

Jeff quietly got up from the futon, and made his way over to the door,
sliding it aside easily. The hallway was totally dark and quiet... aside
from the chirping of the crickets and the heat, which was almost palpible.
Tiptoeing, he padded down the hall and gently situated himself in front of
the door he knew would lead to her room--after all, he'd watched the series
countless times, and there was simply a feeling in his

(mind)

heart that told him where it was. Where it was..

Where was he?

He stayed there for the better part of fifteen minutes, millimetering the
door open so slowly that it might as well not even have been moving. The
sight did not manifest itself like Camelot emerging from the mists of time.
In fact, the room was totally dark, and Jeff couldn't see a thing; he'd
have to be extra-careful so as to not wake anybody up.

Finally, he silently, silently arched one foot over the threshold, being
infinitely careful not to stub his toe against the bottom railing and hurt
himself and start cursing which would wake everyone up and they would ask
him what he was doing--

Creeeeeak.

Of all the bloody things, the floorboard just *had* to be--

It didn't matter. Nothing mattered, anymore. He'd crossed the threshold, in
more ways than one; beyond a physical concept, it was a blatant metaphor for
what he was about to attempt (not attempt, he *will* succeed and die for it
or die trying--either way it was a lose/lose situation... except he wouldn't
have lost, will he? He would've gotten what he was searching for his whole
life, and in such he had won the battle. What a fucking trite way to look at
it). There was no turning back now.

Yes, there was. He'd been lying to himself again. But he wouldn't do it,
would he? One way to look at it was his strength: it took fortitude to do
something this wrong... and it took weakness for him not being able to hold
out against what he himself could not control and looked upon as a curse of
his existence. Yin and yang, two sides of a coin. Life. Death.

There would only be death in this consummation. On both sides. Of the coin.

He made his way closer, closer, ever closer. His heartbeat was racing, the
noise pumping in his ears like a rhythmic, muffled hammer pounding on a
piece of pus-filled flesh. He reached out. He sought. He gently lifted the
cover back, unaware of all else....

"Hi Jeff."

She was awake, and had been looking at him. What to do.. what to do?!

Sasami giggled. "You couldn't sleep, huh? What are you doing--"

"Shhhh," he shushed gently, looking around. Aeka wasn't around--apparently
the older Princess had decided that Sasami, being eight-hundred and eight
years old, was old enough to sleep by herself. How convenient. For him.
"Uh... Sasami...?"

"Huh?"

"Can we play a game? Right now?" This wasn't right, the exploitation of such
an innocent and untainted mind...

"I'm *sleeping*, Jeff," Sasami chided gently, and turned around.

This would NOT DO.

He felt anger rise in him, and that was what conquered him--the horrible
anger, which he had sworn never to allow come up ever again, rising within
him almost as fast as his penis had. Without thinking, his hands shot out.
One caught her by the cheek in a vicious slap that would leave a bruise in
the morning.

(if she is still there by then)

The other clamped over her mouth. The little girl struggled, and that's when
Jeff maneuvered himself onto her body, crushing her with his obscene weight.

"I want to *play*," he whispered hoarsely, and gently licked the tip of her
nose. The girl elicited another scream that was muffled by his mouth, and
that's when Jeff pressed his hand at her throat, cutting off her air supply.
Within a half a minute she was motionless and limp in his arms.

Almost giggling madly to himself, Jeff picked her up easily in his arms--
love gave him strength--and made his way back out, with nowhere near the
care he took to get in. He stepped back on the creaky floorboard again. He
stepped on it multiple times. When nothing happened ("They probably think
that it's Ryoko sneaking around again," Jeff thought), he made his way out
of the house, unobstructed.

STOP THIS! his mind blared at him. ST--

Shut up. She's mine now. All, all, mine. Her body... her soul... mine.

But not her love.

YES, her love. I'll *make* her love me.

Poor thing... don't you know that love can never be forced?

Fuck off. I've got my piece coming to me.

The sensible side faded, and Jeff threw himself over the fence and onto the
not-so-green side.

       

Darkness.

He laid her out gently, gently, like a lover (she *was* a lover), onto the
dewy grass. Carefully, he began to remove her sparse clothing, which was
already matted with the wet. The light pink pajama pants came off first. He
took a brief moment to look longingly at her crotch, hidden by her white
panties, then continued to unbutton each and every button on her top. When
all was done, Jeff parted the sides like water, revealing pure, warm and
unblemished flesh underneath. Nipples--barely formed, no different from that
of a young boy's, and yet so ultimately different... the faint ridges of her
collarbone standing out slightly below where he had applied pressure to
knock her unconscious... her little bellybutton, a nice, neat indentation in
the otherwise-smooth curve of her flat stomach.

Jeff ripped the pajamas and flung them aside savagely, not caring where the
hell they landed. It wouldn't matter, in an hour... or two... or three...
however long it took for him to quell the thirst. Slowly, he bent down, and
looked at the hidden prize: she was wearing white panties, as most girls did
in these types of situations. White panties, with a little blue ribbon on
the elastic strap of the underwear.

He smiled gently, and moved back up towards Sasami's chest, flicking the tip
of his tongue over her budding nipple, tasting the essence of her, what he
had longed for ever since he came to his sense (ever since he went insane,
depending on how one looked at it) three years ago. It didn't taste like
much... but his mind wanted it to, and believed it to. To him, it wasn't
just the physical taste of her skin, but the idea and concept of what he was
doing to her, something forbidden, fruits taste sweet. He continued to
circle the small, pink areola, and gave a barely-audible snort of contempt
as her tiny nipples began to harden.

They were so different and yet not, he thought. The naivete of youth and the
sensuality of maturity shattering that naivete, that glass window, into a
thousand shards which melt away into sweet nothings in a lover's ear...

Jeff ran his hands gently over her, then decided better of it. He wasn't
worthy to touch her bare body with his hands; she would be soiled beyond all
in a few minutes, and further defilation wasn't what he wanted of her. He
wanted... he wanted...

... *her*.

Lifting one of her arms up, he began to lick the fold of her armpit,
marvelling at the soft, round curve of her body. It was then that Sasami
began to come to, moaning gently.

"Wha..." she began, and opened her mouth to scream.

Jeff quickly moved his face upwards and pressed his mouth against hers in a
kiss. Her eyes widened, and she reached around with one arm and struck him
on the side of the head feebly. Jeff pulled back, smiling.

"Don't do that, Sasami," he said. "I just want to play with you, forever..."

"I'm s-scared," she said, trying to draw back. Jeff quickly spread his legs
apart and planted one knee on each of her arms, ignoring her cry of pain.

"Don't be," he said, moving his penis closer to the tip of her nose. "It'll
be okay."

"What a-are you doing to m-m-me?" she whispered, starting to shiver from the
cold. "I-I'm sorry..."

Jeff eased his weight so as to not smother her, and grabbed her head with
his hands, forcing her face directly towards his crotch. "It's not your
fault," he muttered, guiding his penis into her mouth. "It's mine. All mine.
My fault, Sasami. I never want to hurt you, because I love you."

Sasami's reply was muffled as she began to struggle, choking on his penis.
Jeff allowed her to draw back so she could regain her breath, then gently
but firmly guided her mouth towards his crotch once more.

"I want you to pretend like you're sucking on a lollipop," he said, dreading
the words even as he said them. "Nothing else, okay? Can you do that for
me?"

She nodded. Jeff felt the tickle of her hair against his crotch, and looked
down; she was crying, her cheeks wet with tears. A sudden impulse in his
mind told him that it was still possible to stop, still possible to halt his
insanity... but when she began to caress his penis with her mouth,
everything melted away from his brain in a wash of bliss. It was the moment
he had been waiting for and had finally acheived, his lifelong fantasy...
and with it came a wash of guilt and self-hatred so tangible that he nearly
began crying himself. What was he doing to her? And himself?

He didn't moan or groan at all; he never did when he masturbated, and he
wasn't going to start now. Jeff had always thought that the groaning was a
purely-theatrical bit, especially for the females. His proof was right here,
laying on the ground, pinned beneath his own grotesque weight. There was no
other sound aside from the faint wet smacking of the little girl's lips
closing and squeezing over his penis, and the whisper of the wind as it blew
past the two of them, making them both aware of their nakedness.

He felt it well up in him, a wave of familiar pleasure gathering in his
abdomen. He told himself to pull out, that there was no need to further
sully her. He told himself again, and as the wave welled up higher and
higher, there wasn't any other thought in mind except to keep going and her
sucking became faster and harder--

Jeff climaxed inside her mouth.

She recoiled, gagged, and broke away from his penis, coughing on the strands
of semen in her throat. Jeff wasted no time, and was clamping her mouth shut
with his hand as soon as he had recovered from the last wave of pleasure
that washed over him. "Swallow it," he whispered in her ear. "Please." He
gave her ear a brief lick and nip on the lobe, then continued to hold her
mouth shut until he saw the small bulge in her throat dip down. Satisfied,
he released her chin and bent close, kissing her mouth, drinking in her
taste, enjoying the moment far too much.

Moving downwards, Jeff began to trace the tip of his tongue over her
shivering body; whether she was shivering in coldness or pleasure (that was
all-but-impossible, and if she really was, he'd never forgive himself) was
difficult to tell. Slowly, he licked the tip of her left nipple, sucking on
the stiffened nub with his cracked, dry lips. He opened his mouth a little
more, and took the areola into his mouth, the sucking sounds being the only
noise in the area now. Sasami, meanwhile, didn't even move; her attempts at
resistance had all but vanished when he had come in her mouth, and now she
was just sitting here, a piece of meat for him to pillage, rape, and ravish.

He couldn't tolerate the thought, and abruptly broke off his oral caressing,
raising one hand. The girl didn't move at all. Her eyes were almost vacant
now, staring at a single blade of grass that was resting above her left arm.

"Sasami...?" he murmured, his own voice disgustingly heavy with gentleness.
It was as if he actually cared...!

"Wha.." was all the girl said in response.

Jeff drew his hand back and slapped her sharply across the face. She didn't
respond at all. Wincing and yet smirking at the same time, he did it again.
This time, the girl seemed to moan and look up at him, her cheeks a faint
flush of red from his slaps.

"Don't die on me," he whispered, gently pushing a lock of blue hair out from
her eyes. "I want you to live..."

"... what are you talking about? Don't hurt me anymore... please... I want
Aeka, and Ryoko..."

/Aeka. Ryoko. Jealous... possessive little *bitches*... she's *mine*! Her
body... her mind... and most of all, that elusive target, her soul.../

And yet he knew that was also a lie, like everything else.

"Shut UP!" he bellowed, before managing to regain control of himself. Not
yet. He hadn't done *it* yet, and there was no reason to draw attention to
himself before he did *it*. After *it*, the whole world could implode, and
nothing would matter anymore.

/Getting repetitive, aren't you? Shut up and fuck her./

Wrenching her body down onto the grass once more, he quickly caressed his
penis until it grew hard again, marvelling at the total lack of recovery
time. It usually did take five to ten minutes before he could get it up...
but even he understood the urgency of the situation, and five to ten minutes
was time he could not afford. Jeff looked at her vagina once more. It was so
small, barely anything noteworthy: just a small crevice in the midst of a
triangle of flesh... and yet, his mind attached so much desire and lust onto
that one area. The story, the passion, the epitome of his own pathetic life,
embodied in a small, seemingly insignificant private area of a little girl's
body.

How utterly shallow.

How utterly worthless.

He had affixed his entire life onto this--

--no, that was a lie. He had created so many things for himself... his
multiple talents, his social life, or lack of one, and his friends... and it
was all worth nothing. Nothing at all, really... because the moment was all
he had wanted. And after the moment was over, concluding in a burst of
white, sticky liquid into the crotch of his taboo fantasy, he would kill
himself. Because life as a hypocritical existence was not worth living.

Sasami was trembling with cold now; anyone could see that she wasn't the
least bit aroused, at least not voluntarily. Gently, gently, and yet in a
totally uncompromising and forceful fashion, he rolled over onto the grass
and on his back, then lifted the girl to a sitting position, feeling the
weight of her on his stomach. There was another silence.... a heavier one
than the constant aura of muteness that had pervaded the area previously.

"It's time."

The girl whimpered in fright, before Jeff grabbed her by both arms, and,
with a strength fueled by anxiety and unrequited (even now, in his supposed-
throes of agony, there was a simple beauty that was missing, a beauty that
could only be found in love... a love that he would never have) love. There
was no sound as he lowered her crotch onto his. There was another whimper,
this one of pain, from the girl as he entered her.

"It hurts..."

"I know, dear... I'll be gentle."

Liar.

Once the initial dryness had passed, Jeff found his task easier. She was
tight, so very tight... and there was an ineffable joy as he rolled onto his
side, still pumping his hips in frenzied action, holding his body close to
hers, holding her body close to his. Thrust. Love. Thrust. Hate. Thrust.
Lust. Thrust. Desire. Thrust. Hate. Hate. Hate.