Let's decide.

If you could choose between programming or having sex what would be your choice?
In the interest of keeping these popular threads machine parsable, here's how we keep the tally:
- Age the thread: vote for sex
- Sage the thread: vote for dying a virgin.

sage has a diffrent meaning than on /b/ here son, i suggest you get back there.

and if i could kill you with sage id do it.

i hope you choke on a dick.