.NET languages

Which of the .NET languages suck least?

I may have to participate in a project soon, which I know nothing about yet, except that the only thing the ENTERPRISEs have decided on so far is that it needs to be ASP.NET - the actual language is completely open.

I plan to find the language of least pain in the ass, become EXPERT at it, and use my expertness to convince whoever needs convincing to use that language.

Problem is, I have never actually done any .NET stuff before, so I'm starting from a blank slate. No serious sepples or jENTERPRISE experience either, so no help there.

>>9
Labels that render the Text property as literal HTML (no encoding).
Can you elaborate on that?
Stupid-ass two-way data binding mechanism that you can't get working, and neither can the dozen or so people who you find online
OH FUCK DON'T REMIND ME, ALL THE ^\\ BINDINGS^// SHIT MAKES ME RAGE SO HARD

>>10
Most complaints? It's just extremely annoying at times (like when you want to change a field inside a struct to a property, and when in C# you'd just write string Field { get; set; } to have it automatically generated, in VB you have to write 9 lines!! of code while introducing a useless identifier into the scope).

Also, ASP.NET = WEB 2.0 stuff?