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Homework

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 10:06

Output more Sussmen than all the other students. Outputing infinitely many sussmen will make your entry void.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 10:09

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 10:19

>>2
A gzip archive? What could possibly be inside that

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 10:33

>>1
print
Here, I outputted 100% of the Sussmen I currently have. Let's see someone beat that!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 15:46

homework = print "Sussman" >> homework

You'll eventually run o*** Exception: stack overflow.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 16:09

# homework.py - prints "Sussman" only three times. I hope nobody prints it four times or I'm screwed!!

for i in range(1, 7):
    print "Sussman"

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 16:39

perl -p -i -e "s/Sussman/Sussman Sussman/ig;"

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 16:45

use LWP'Simple;$_=get("http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1260630410");$*=0;while
(m!<blockquote>(.*?)</blockquote>!gs){$;=$1;while($;=~/(\d+)/gs){$*=$1}}print
                        "Sussman\n"x++$*

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 16:46

>>7
back to /counting 101/, please

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 16:54

>>9
Oops, I suck. Fixed version:

use LWP'Simple;$_=get("http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1260630410");$*=0;while(
m!<blockquote>(.*?)</blockquote>!gs){$;=$1;while($;=~/(\d+)/gs){$*=$1 if$1>$*}
                        }say"Sussman"for 1..$*+1

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 16:58


// continues until the power goes out, which considered the finite lifetime of the universe will happen at some point
while(1) printf("Sussman");

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 17:01

>>10
IDBIHJBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 17:09


<?php
while (date('Y') <= 9999)
{
    echo 'Sussman';
}
?>

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 18:21

>>10
He was trying to trick the other students. Oh, >>7-kun, you card.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 19:53

// Outputs twice as many Sussmen as >>12
while(1) printf("Sussman\nSussman\n");

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