What is the point of the STL? If you don't want to manually manage your memory, why use sepples? Just use a language with genuine built-in support for "hard" things like strings, bignums, etc. If you want to manually manage your memory, why use STL?
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Anonymous2009-12-09 14:43
Wat. That's the stupidest question I've heard all day. You may be retarded enough to manually manage your memory, but that doesn't mean you're retarded enough to want to rewrite a host of basic containers and shit for every program.
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Anonymous2009-12-09 14:43
Maybe to have so-called-fast code with all those easiness? Dunno, not a Seeples programmer anymore
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Anonymous2009-12-09 14:54
>i
You have:
a Ron Penton Coin
a Coffee mug
some data structures
a copy of SICP
a souvenir photo ofHaskell the dog
>e
You enter Ron Penton's Private Sexy Pleasures. There is a strong smell of smegma in the room.
>l
You are in Ron Penton's Private Sexy Pleasures. You see Ron Penton.
>put coin in Ron Penton
You put the coin in the Ron Penton. Ron Penton notices your data structures and starts peeing in your coffee mug.
>run
You cannot run. Ron Penton is filling the mug.
>PLUGH
You cannot PLUGH. Ron Penton has filled the mug and is staring at your asshole suggestively.
>throw data structures at Ron
You throw several STL structures at Ron Penton. Ron Penton is nonplussed.
>w
You try to go back but shitty collision detection prevents you from doing so. Ron Penton is approaching and licking his LIPS.
>read SICP
You start conjuring the spirits of the computer with your spells. Ron Penton twitches around.
>read SICP
Ron Penton's head has inflated by approximately 350%.
>read SICP
Ron Penton explodes. His guts are all over the wall.
>z
You rest.
>w
Now that your several problems have been solved, you start heading back and take a sip from your mug on the way.OH SHI-
>b
You vomit out the contents of the mug.
>l
You are standing outside of Ron Penton's Private Sexy Pleasures. There is some piss and saliva on the floor.
>j
You *grab dick* and begin to masturbate, using the piss/saliva solution as a lubricant.Ohhh, Satori...
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Anonymous2009-12-09 14:57
>>4 FUNNY HOW IN A DIGITAL WORLD WE STILL RUN OUT OF ``PAPER''
RAII is the heartiest, chunkiest, and most delicious of programming metaphors. Every day I write two bowls full of RAII. Broccoli and cheese is my favorite kind but usually I get tomato, because if I eat too much broccoli, I hax myself. The tomato is very good as well, though. It has actual chunks of tomato, which is not something you'll find in a typical programming metaphor. The thought of those tomato chunks on my keyboard is enough to make my mouth water. Another good kind that I like is beef and barley. The beef has to be manually managed but the broth and the barley make up for it. Basically RAII is something everyone should try once, even if it kills them. My brother worked on a prototype of the THERAC-25 and he died of RAII, but his last words were "It was delicious."
>>13 My brother worked on a prototype of the THERAC-25 and he died of RAII, but his last words were "It was delicious."
That's because his prefrontal cortex was nuked by the machine and he really didn't know what he was saying.