CHALLENGE: /PROG/FIGHTER

The challenge:

Implement the game /prog/Fighter in your language of choice.
-/prog/Fighter is a 2D one on one fighting game.
-Characters must be comprised of /prog/ celebrities only
-Each stage must correspond to the 'home' of one of the characters
-The game must include AI and may include multiplayer functionality


_{This challenge starts} NOW!

you know /prog/ is being flooded by retards when there is more than one game programming thread on the front page.
back to highschool, please.
come back when you're 18