Wisdom

A programmer from a very large computer company went to a software conference and then returned to report to his manager, saying: "What sort of programmers work for other companies? They behaved badly and were unconcerned with appearances. Their hair was long and unkempt and their clothes were wrinkled and old. They crashed our hospitality suite and they made rude noises during my presentation."

The manager said: "I should have never sent you to the conference. Those programmers live beyond the physical world. They consider life absurd, an accidental coincidence. They come and go without knowing limitations. Without a care, they live only for their programs. Why should they bother with social conventions?

"They are alive within the Tao."

they sound more like teenage delinquents to me.
if they were concerned only with being good programmers then they would pay close attention to any learning experiences such as presentations.

>>2
Protip: Presentations are for unimaginative clods

>>3
This is why you are doomed to be an ignorant fool forever.

>>2
What makes you think they didn't?

>>4
AND GROUP DISCUSSION TOO!

>>5
They crashed our hospitality suite and they made rude noises during my presentation.
basically, they're just teenage boys.
they probably drew penises on the white board as well.

>>1
The manager said: "I should have never sent you to the conference. Those programmers live beyond the physical world. They consider life absurd, an accidental coincidence. They come and go without knowing limitations. Without a care, they live only for their programs. Why should they bother with social conventions?

that sure as hell is me.
exept for the coincidence part, there is no such thing as "coincidence".

>>8
Anyone who says such a thing is an idiot.

>>9
I am not an idiot.
I am smarter than you.

>>10
You don't know me, and you don't want to. One look at my code and you'll disappear forever

>>11
That would be great.

>>8
Think of it as a co-incidence - two events that happen at the same time.

COINCIDIZE MY ANUS

>>13
pwn3d

>>7
I'm crashing your hospitality suite and making rude noises right now, but if there had been any worthwhile information in this thread, I'd have learnt it the moment I laid eyes on it.
Your cares about programming -> pays close attention -> behaves nicely chain of logic is broken at pays close attention -> behaves nicely
I'll go draw penises on the whiteboard now. And teenage boys.

I'll go draw whiteboards on the teenage boys' penises.

sure is underage in here

>>11
SAY THAT TO MY FACE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

>>19
SAY THAT TO MY ANUS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

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