Universal codes

Alright /prog/, here's hello world which compiles with gcc -Wall -Wextra -pedantic and runs with perl producing the same result. More ideas? More languages? I know you have them.
#include <stdio.h>
#define print int main(void) { printf
#define __END__ return 0; }

print("Hello world!\n");
__END__

http://mauke.ath.cx/stuff/poly.poly