* You think people should know the name of the ``Web Browser'' they use.
* You are quite confident which window manager is best (KDE, Gnome, Windows, Mac OS X) and don't understand why it's so hard for them to make a perfect window manager. You even have ideas how to improvement so they will be.
* You think newLISP is a joke of a language.
* You think it's a stupid question to ask if it's possible to run computer games on your PlayStation 2TM