Official /prog/ limerick competition

I'll start.

There was a young codan from /prog/
Who got offered a programming job
 He said "What is this?
 You want Java, not LISP?"
And stormed home to write fibs with his dog.

There was an old enterprise man
Who needed a ROBUST solution;
So he found a TURNKEY
And full of SYNERGY,
SCALABLE, FLEXIBLE, ENTERPRISE Java solution.