This thread sucks. I will use it to recite more of my poetry.
I will also provide a status update later.
True story: I stuffed my face like a goddamn pig
I spent the last 20 minutes hoping I wouldn't vomit.
If you want some quality rhymes right now you can go fuck a pig.
I visited /prog/ and reddit.
I wanted to get my mind to stop focusing on throwing up.
I didn't google that picture, I bet it's fucked up.
This will teach me to be less hungry.
BTW ever read that XKCD about words in -gry?