Gay OO argh

I suppose I better learn one of them gay OO business oriented to be able to code inane custom apps for some corporate...

I come from the C demoscene school, so using OO and especially using stuff like .NET or JVM to me is like pulling my eyes out with a spoon; but the world changes nobody cares about pure performance anymore it seems. I gotta go with the flow...

So, which is the lesser of two evils for someone like me?
C# or Java?
(or any other you might suggest)

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Without function prolog and ending, function calls would perform exactly the same as goto statements. Which makes me wonder, why do compilers still bother to save the registers, move the base pointer and so forth if they could just do away with it completely. It's not like anyone's still writing custom assembly to mess up the registers.