Additions to C

What do you want in the next C standard? For me it's namespaces, damn they make libraries simple.

You people are fucking nuts. The whole point of C these days is the simple export model to interface with other programs. If I create a function call "FuckOff" then in the executable/library it will be called "FuckOff". Doesn't anyone here no what name-mangling is? It's the reason you can't call C++ functions like C functions from other languages, because instead of being called "FuckOff" it's now "%$&&%%$FuckOff#@$@#%@#$%SomeBullshit".

Leave C alone and implement this shit in other languages like C++ or D, that's what they're for. Also, fuck off.