Name: Anonymous 2009-11-09 16:49
Yesterday,
This is because at a quantum level (read up on your observer theory) all universes exist simultaneously at all points in time and space. With no toilet paper, our world would collapse back into that pure and chaotic primal state, which would prevent the human mind from abstracting away from the basic electronic circuits that power a computer. Basically, we would see reality for what it really is, which means we would see a universe devoid of toilet paper.
This is why it is important to make sure that a majority of the human population is literate, so that more than half of us know not to try and read the toilet paper, instead of the real paper we could be reading instead. Ideally, everyone would buy a brand new Nook™ ebook mobile reader from Barnes & Noble®. However, I will not hold out for this, because the only reasonable way to get electricity to more than half of humans is to have them struck by lightning in a communist way. I think we can all agree that communism should be reserved for open source software, and not for literacy rates.
/prog/, I was squatting in the anusorium, replenishing my anus, when I had a revelation: Western society runs on toilet paper. If the rain started falling for forty days and forty nights like it does in the Bible, all the toilet paper would be washed away, and that would be the end of computer science forever. Nobody would ever write a single line of code in any language ever again in the history of the universe, not even in FIOC.This is because at a quantum level (read up on your observer theory) all universes exist simultaneously at all points in time and space. With no toilet paper, our world would collapse back into that pure and chaotic primal state, which would prevent the human mind from abstracting away from the basic electronic circuits that power a computer. Basically, we would see reality for what it really is, which means we would see a universe devoid of toilet paper.
This is why it is important to make sure that a majority of the human population is literate, so that more than half of us know not to try and read the toilet paper, instead of the real paper we could be reading instead. Ideally, everyone would buy a brand new Nook™ ebook mobile reader from Barnes & Noble®. However, I will not hold out for this, because the only reasonable way to get electricity to more than half of humans is to have them struck by lightning in a communist way. I think we can all agree that communism should be reserved for open source software, and not for literacy rates.