How do I program, /prog/?

I have installed a distribution of GNU/Linux. I'm not sure what to do next...
Can I have some help here /prog/?

>>30
Well he wrote the kernel.
That is, he wrote the operating system.
He deserves to name it after himself.
The GNUsers and Stallman just want to steal his credit.
I wouldn't complain if Stallman wanted to rename the Free Software Foundation "The Stallman Software Foundation"