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PHP: Hates Performance

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-04 19:19

PHP: Hates Performance

'nuff said,

Name: HAXUS THE GREAT 2009-11-04 19:21

HAXUS THE GREAT

Name: PHPAdvocate !MARtiNys66 2009-11-04 19:24

Enjoy your CGI, elitist.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-04 20:05

Usually easy languages are slow, and fast languages are hard/shitty - PHP seems to achieve both in one shot.

Name: Leah Culver !1LEahRIBg. 2009-11-04 20:06

Even ruby is better than PHP

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-04 20:14

Ruby falls in the easy-and-so-damn-slow category.

Name: HAXUS THE LESSER 2009-11-04 21:19

HAXUS THE LESSER

Name: PHPAdvocate !MARtiNys66 2009-11-04 22:33

>>4-5

Trolls/idiots who have never used PHP.

Name: PHPAdvocate !2IPVTnx9LA 2009-11-04 22:35

This thread has no valid arguments against PHP. Dismissed.

Name: PHPAdvocate !5xtVBWctsc!HTqfQ5vaWCEgyfw 2009-11-04 22:40

PHP: Haters Pay
PHP: Happy Programmers

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-04 22:54

>>8
Martin, you can hardly call people trolls, since I've only ever seen you post in PHP threads and only to say that people have never used PHP except for that shitty BBCode generator

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-05 5:26

>>9
How about calling it OO language while it has no function overloading?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-05 5:26

>>12
Sorry, forgot my sage

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-05 5:27

>>12
Sorry, forgot my sage

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-05 5:34

>>12
>How about calling it OO language?
FTFY

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-05 11:18

>>15
Nice one.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-05 16:31

PHP

'nuff said,

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-05 16:36

PHP HP P

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-08 2:22

PHP: Hates Programmers

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-08 3:54

Too bad Haskell is as slow as fuck[1].
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[1]http://twitter.com/mrvacbob/statuses/5526356281

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-08 5:51

>>20
Can you even read your own references? Fuck is 30 times slower.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-08 7:31

PHP HAPPY PENIS
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