Sorry, but i too 'have' to put up with this miserable shiich on telly and i'm on the continent opposite (antipodally)... fuck sake bring back the test pattern xD it's less bloody ignorant..
btw i weigh 11 stone... i notice you don't even use stone, why is that? pounds sound lighter? ~71,000 grams and steady yip-yip i'm light as fook ^^