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Name: Anonymous 2009-10-22 10:21

Having a personality crisis over which MacBook I am. http://www.apple.com/mac/whichmacbook/compare.html
_{6:45 PM Oct 20th from web}

[1] http://twitter.com/leahculver/status/5030804315

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 12:45

>>38
That's because you're a faggot. Sage this shit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 12:54

NOUGGER

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 14:08

i tried seeing which macbook pro i am -- turns out theres no variants for heterosexual people.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 14:17

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Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 14:42

>>44
Figlet sucks, fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 16:26

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Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 16:43

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Name: Anonymous 2009-10-23 18:59

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| | | | | | | | | |  -------------------------------------------------------------  | | | | | | | | | |

| | | | | | | | | |         \   ^__^                                                | | | | | | | | | |

| | | | | | | | | |          \  (oo)\_______                                        | | | | | | | | | |

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| | | | | | | | |  -----------------------------------------------------------------  | | | | | | | | |

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| | | | | | | | |          \  (oo)\_______                                            | | | | | | | | |

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| | | | | | | | \                 ||     ||                                           / | | | | | | | |

| | | | | | | |  ---------------------------------------------------------------------  | | | | | | | |

| | | | | | | |         \   ^__^                                                        | | | | | | | |

| | | | | | | |          \  (oo)\_______                                                | | | | | | | |

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| | | | | | | \                 ||     ||                                               / | | | | | | |

| | | | | | |  -------------------------------------------------------------------------  | | | | | | |

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| | | | | | |          \  (oo)\_______                                                    | | | | | | |

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| | | | | | \                 ||     ||                                                   / | | | | | |

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| | | | | |          \  (oo)\_______                                                        | | | | | |

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| | | \                 ||     ||                                                               / | | |

| | |  -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------  | | |

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| \                 ||     ||                                                                       / |

|  -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------  |

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|          \  (oo)\_______                                                                            |

|             (__)\       )\/\                                                                        |

|                 ||----w |                                                                           |

\                 ||     ||                                                                           /

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        \   ^__^

         \  (oo)\_______

            (__)\       )\/\

                ||----w |

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Name: Anonymous 2009-10-24 0:56

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Name: Anonymous 2009-10-24 13:23

phallic cocks

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-24 15:22

yonic vaginas

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-24 22:38

    A student was using his laptop during a class.
    The teacher called on the student and asked him what he was doing.
    The student replied that he was trolling /prog/.

    The teacher said, "There exists a state in which you will not attempt troll /prog/, and /prog/ will not troll you."
    The student asked, "What is this state?"
    The teacher said, "Give me your laptop, and I will show you."

    The student gave him the laptop, and the teacher threw it to the ground, breaking it into pieces. The student was enlightened.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-25 20:18

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Name: Anonymous 2009-10-25 21:21

>>53
Bitches don't care about accuracy

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