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Zimbu

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 12:28

Bram Moolenaar designed a programming language. Prepare to wear out your shift key.

http://www.zimbu.org/

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 12:37

UPPER-CASE KEYWORDS, THE FIEND
also,
MAIN()
  IO.write("Hello, World!\n")
}
WHERE IS THE OPENING CURLY BRACKET !!?!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 12:40

>>2
YOU DON'T NEED ONE. APPARENTLY YOU KNOW WHERE THE BLOCK STARTS.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 12:42

If only he'd used the file extension .ze /jp/ and /vg/ would be all over that shit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 12:46

>>3
but...it's the worse kind of asymmetry I've ever seen in a programming language No, I do not want examples of worse, even the fucking DO...ENDS are better than this

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 12:49

>>2
He should have done it like this instead:
MAIN()
  ...
()NIAM

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 12:49

>>5
J does the exact same thing with parentheses, except that idiomatic J doesn't use indentation.

Also, the characters { } [ ] are all keywords rather than balancing delimiters.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 12:49

>>5
Yeah, it looks quite weird. Maybe it's something that you could get used to, though. On the other hand, the capitalized keywords induce horrible flashbacks of reading shitty '80s programming books about shitty '80s programming languages.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 13:00

C++

Nice:

    * some libraries that are done well


wwwwwwwwww (it's the only entry under Nice)

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 13:02

>>5
do..end languages tend to have function..end as well.  How is this any worse?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 13:05

>>6
This has inspired me to design a new trollingbased language, it will be the perfect blend of Scheme and Pascal. It will be purely fictional, require IO to be monadic and it may have a type system inspired by BBCode. A factorial in this language will be something like
make-fn fact|x|{
    make-fn fact-iter|n,i|{
        if equals i 0 then
            return n
            neth
            else
                call fact-iter (times n i) (subtract i 1) llac
            esle
        fi
    } |i,n|reti-tcaf nf-ekam

    call fact-iter x 0
} |x|tcaf nf-ekam

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 13:10

>>11
whoops call fact-iter x 0 should be call fact-iter 1 n llac

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 13:10

>>11
I already see an opportunity to optomoze your codans. You have else as its own block, but instead you should have if ... then ... neht ... fi, where neht ... fi is the else block!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 13:11

>>11
THERE ARE NO FICTIONAL LANGUAGES FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 13:12

>>13
I hate you so much

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 13:29

>>14
Haskell is the world's leading purely fictional programming language.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 13:37

>>16
While I'm happy we got that in the Haskell Weekly News, it's a little disappointing we're third on google for that search.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 13:50

HELP POOR CHILDREN IN UGANDA!!!
Type [m]HELPICCF();[/b] and run.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 13:51

Oh [*]shit[/*]

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 15:11

>>18
Type :help uganda.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 16:13

M-x uganda-mode

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 16:26

perldoc help uganda

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 16:28

man 3 ugndahlp

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 16:29

      IF cond
            do this
        ELSE
            do that
        }


WTF IS THAT SHIT

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 16:30

>>21
Scan error: "Unbalanced parentheses", 439, 1

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 17:04

>>8
maybe this is the world mr. moolenaar lives in

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 17:08

help canada

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 17:20

>>27

$ help canada
bash: help: no help topics match `canada'.  Try `help help' or `man -k canada' or `info canada'.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 17:40

>>28
perl -e 's;;=]=>%-{<-|}<&|~{;;y; -/:-@[-`{-};`-{/" -;;s;;$_;see'

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 17:41

>>16
That's right, dammit. Don't mess with us. We're wicked fictitious. [1]

_________________________________
1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB1UL2m8qzM#t=8m56

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 17:54

>>30
oh my god, an Undergrads reference

How I miss The Oblongs, Mission Hill and Undergrads.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 18:09

>>31
Start watching Metalocalypse. You won't be missing anything, ever my son, I promise you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 20:05

>>29
back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 20:13

>>29
don't forget to sudo or run as root

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 22:22

Suppose you want to write a new program, something like a text editor.  What language would you write it in? ... It has to be as fast as possible, so interpreted languages are out.
text editor ... It has to be as fast as possible
Bram, Bram, Bram.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-21 22:28

>>35
Obviously, the editor itself should be fast. The extension language doesn't necessarily have such a requirement. Then again, if you're using your editor like it was Emacs....

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-22 7:15

>>36
Nonsense. Please read "The craft of text editing" and gtfo.
http://www.finseth.com/craft/

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-22 15:52

>>34
No need to.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-22 15:57

Suppose you want to write a new program, something like a text editor.  What language would you write it in?

Writing a new text editor is retarded.
Writing a new text editor with performance in mind, moreso. You could use one of the slowest language on earth and the most retarded practices and still end up with something responsive on modern hardware. Case in point: Eclipse.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-22 16:06

>>39
Java is actually quite fast these days, but Eclipse still manages to be sluggish.

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