just a question...

So I was contemplating this paradox yesterday: If I had to, nay, MUST make a choice between having sex in my life or having programming, which would I choose?
I'm still pondering this, what does /prog/ think? Let's do a quick poll, just post either "I'd choose Sex!" or "I choose programing!" or something to that effect. I'm really interested in this question and would love to hear /prog/'s opinion on this...

My mom practically wasn't even like the town, I shit you not.

My entire adolescence was trying to get people.

You think that's the worst? My only friend was Hawaiian he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to be a sadist or something to get wet.

But dear god, the adult couple that I could  fucking creep, and they had a cat, which I fucked up.

I ended up getting into fights with adults from time to time.

The only thing that kept me going was my dream...
...to become a Pokemon master.