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just a question...

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-20 7:48

So I was contemplating this paradox yesterday: If I had to, nay, MUST make a choice between having sex in my life or having programming, which would I choose?
I'm still pondering this, what does /prog/ think? Let's do a quick poll, just post either "I'd choose Sex!" or "I choose programing!" or something to that effect. I'm really interested in this question and would love to hear /prog/'s opinion on this...

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-04 10:27

>>280
tl;dr

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-04 10:56

>>281
wrong

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-04 11:11

>>281
No one cares about your attention deficit disorder.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-04 11:39

>>280
Three gay couples?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-04 13:11

>>284
It sounds as though his housemates are female.  Since we all know females don't really exist, one can only conclude that his hallucinations are still in progress.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-04 13:39

depends on the definition of sex.
would probably choose programming.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-05 3:35

>>286
I see...

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-05 4:32

>>286
Good point bro, we NEED to define sex before this goes any further.

Any ideas /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-05 5:29

/prog/? ...

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-05 5:37

sex is anything that involves another person and you're penis.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-05 5:57

>>290
What about lesbians?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-05 6:04

>>291
lol, lesbian programmers?
fine fine fine; sex is anything that involves another person and their/your genitals

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-05 6:38

>>288
#define sex NULL

Name: HAXUS THE ANAL RAPIST 2009-11-05 6:42

HAXUS THE ANAL RAPIST

Name: pg 2009-11-05 6:51

>>294
CRACKERS AND CHILD RAPISTS

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-05 7:03

>>295
CHILD HACKERS AND ANAL CRACKERS

Name: CHILD 2009-11-05 7:11

AND ANAL RAPISTS

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-05 7:12

strict_anal();

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-05 7:13

>>298
this is what retarded losers are indoctrinated to think

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-05 7:13

I'd choose Sex!

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-05 7:26

>>299
What? That strict_anal shouldn't have any parameters and shouldn't return a value?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-05 9:11

>>301
Error: No value arising from use of gay_sex

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-05 12:08

>>302

my gf(); (prototype gf(Object object);) begs to differ

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-05 15:50

>>303
You don't have a girlfriend. Back to /s/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-06 3:33

Uh, I think I'll go with programming...

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-06 4:11

programming

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-06 6:36

progra

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-06 7:39

prog

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-06 7:39

pr

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-06 7:39

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-06 8:31

/prex/

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-06 9:20

Go to gym to get in shape
>get the evil eye by every person in the gym because ugly fat people arnt' allowed to change their life.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-06 9:22

It seems to me that purity, faithfulness and decency are nowadays nothing more than miserable stigma. The human value is measured only by economic efficiency and sexual potential.

Women often claim that they want romantic guys. Yeah, right. If you are shy and deeply romantic you will easily get trapped in the friendzone. Shyness and romanticism is a deadly combination.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-06 9:31

>>313
how do you think human value should be measured then?
sounds like an excuse for being a failure.
and if you say "happiness" i swear i will darth vader choke you over the internet.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-06 9:36

>>314
wait, nevermind.
i need to pay more attention

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-06 9:56

This is the worst thread ever. I hate this.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-06 11:36

>>313
why sexual potential ?
it should be just economic efficiency and all of our problems would be solved .

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-06 18:06

I'd choose programing

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-07 5:17

>>317
um, I don't think you've thought this one through, champ.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-07 9:18

Sex, no comp in my mind. Fuck the anus of programming for what I care I needs the sex the true blue shit you know?

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