just a question...

So I was contemplating this paradox yesterday: If I had to, nay, MUST make a choice between having sex in my life or having programming, which would I choose?
I'm still pondering this, what does /prog/ think? Let's do a quick poll, just post either "I'd choose Sex!" or "I choose programing!" or something to that effect. I'm really interested in this question and would love to hear /prog/'s opinion on this...

I've been following this thread and the last one but I haven't posted my choice yet. It would have to be sex; programming is just too much of an unknown quantity to me, I can't take the risk that I'd enjoy it LESS than sex. Trolls can call me a virgin all they like, I'm happy with my decision.