/prog/ - just a question...

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-20 7:48

So I was contemplating this paradox yesterday: If I had to, nay, MUST make a choice between having sex in my life or having programming, which would I choose?
I'm still pondering this, what does /prog/ think? Let's do a quick poll, just post either "I'd choose Sex!" or "I choose programing!" or something to that effect. I'm really interested in this question and would love to hear /prog/'s opinion on this...

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-26 21:10

>>120
just because you have a vagina doesn't mean you are a women.
you need to be born that way for me to consider you a woman.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-26 22:20

>>120
Ignore all the other jokers who will post /b/ shit and listen up.

This board is a wasteland. It's like the post-apocalyptic version of Earth from the Mad Max movies, where once there was a thriving little civilization about as sophisticated as downtown Queens in 1910. The people who still come here now are mostly non-programmer trolls from /b/ and /g/ (I call them the /b/ee/g/ees) whose ideas about gender equality are almost as medieval as the average attendee at RailsConf. So, basically, all of them are going to shit themselves as soon as they see your post. They'll go on spamming this board with the same stupid shit you see all over this thread.

I don't really know where I'm going with this, actually. The whole post kind of got away from me there. Just ignore the stupid trolls because they'll derail any kind of discussion anyone tries to have here ever. Not like anyone will actually ignore them anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 1:23

>>120
I think I just liked the idea of this forum being full of dudes, cause I like dudes.
WHORE!!!

>>122
/b/ee/g/ees
That's actually pretty clever.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 4:21

I'd choose SEX. No competition.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 4:41

>>125
virgin

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 4:59

Sex, because I have yet to become a Mom.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 5:09

>>126
LOL. Unlikely bro.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 5:12

>>128
You know how to program. If you don't, get out.
You're on 4chan.
You're on /prog/.
You prefer sex over programming.
You are a virgin, no chance that you aren't.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 5:16

>>129
meta-virgin

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 6:23

>>129
LOL.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 6:35

>>129
I am not a virgin.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 6:38

>>132
Says the guy who chooses sex over programming ┐(´ー｀)┌
Masturbation ≠ Sex

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 6:46

I chose programing!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 6:47

As much as I despise these threads, in my morning meditation I came to realise that we need them. Having a designated place to shit saves us from people from shitting all over the board (to the abilities of their toilet training anyway). One day, /prog/ will be the haven from programmer trolls it once was, as opposed to the Just trolls who are here at the moment, but until then having a few litter trays is going to have to be the best we can do

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 6:50

>>135
You meditate in the morning?
I just come here and pick fights with trolls. Nothing like a little anger to start your day

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 6:52

>>136
It's my way of describing the shit I think of before I've had my shower

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 7:39

I'd choose programing

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 11:26

Sex!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 11:59

>>139
programing !

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 14:25

I'd choose /prog/ramming

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 14:36

cHOT NAKED STRIPPING COEDS

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 21:29

which would I choose?
Sex

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 23:16

>>1
Interesting paradox OP, I hope we can resolve it ITT without the trolls ruining everything. I'm holding off on making a choice, the stakes are high and I want to let this thread reach 500 posts before I'd feel confident I could make an informed decision.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 2:48

I'd choose Sex!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 4:05

programing

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 6:23

Programming in Scheme is like having sex with your very own Sussman, every day.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 6:54

>>1
I choose programing

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 8:38

>>147
Sussman
Get OUT. NOW.
Fuck...

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 8:46

>>149
am i missing something here? i don't get it

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 9:02

>>150
I think it's some sort of really subtle meta-troll, but the capitalisation doesn't seem quite right for that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 18:08

Sex

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 18:13

>>144
informed decision
You know you could just have both...

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 18:14

>>1
lol... This is a thread based on an old thread that has been Meta-necro'd.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 18:16

>>154
Meta-necro'd
Reminds me of ``JEWS PART 5"

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 18:22

>>155
how do you faggot quote? Thats the last thing i dont know how to do here in Prague.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 18:22

>>156
like this
"FAGGOT QUOTES"

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 18:23

``Faggot quote?``

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 18:24

``DOUBLE FAGGOT QUOTES´´

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 18:42

⁶⁶REALLY FAGGOTTY QUOTES⁹⁹

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