perl- a game of rock-paper-scissors

i am teaching myself perl. i want to have two scrips play r-p-s and a third to keep score. for now it will be on a single computer. then over a network. im using linux.

The thing is, gentlemen, if you will, that new code is in fact written in Perl, whereas no code for anything that goes into production is ever written in Lisp.

As a demonstration let's Google for jobs in both languages:

perl jobs
3070000 results

lisp jobs
92700 results
QED: gentlemen, your precious mickey mouse language is irrelevant in the real world of employable skills.

Also: only if you've caught the gay do you have a lisp