Star /prog/ Movies

So I heard that Lucas is producing some new movies, a kind of isomorphism against Star Wars. The titles are:

Ep.I: The Haskell Menance;
Ep.II: Attack of the Sussmans;
Ep.III: The revenge of Frozen Void;
Ep.IV: A New Troll;
Ep.V: Sepples strikes back;
Ep.VI The return of the Haxus.

...and here it seems we have a trailer for Episode V:
http://gigamonkeys.com/blog/2009/10/16/coders-c++.html

>>90
I couldn't even tell if you were being sarcastic or not.

>>91
There were no inaccurate statements on my part.
Like your “no local variables” gaffe? I suppose you'll pretend that wasn't you.

Are they? Why is that?
Less obfuscation of data flow and fewer wasted characters than variables.