Star /prog/ Movies

So I heard that Lucas is producing some new movies, a kind of isomorphism against Star Wars. The titles are:

Ep.I: The Haskell Menance;
Ep.II: Attack of the Sussmans;
Ep.III: The revenge of Frozen Void;
Ep.IV: A New Troll;
Ep.V: Sepples strikes back;
Ep.VI The return of the Haxus.

...and here it seems we have a trailer for Episode V:
http://gigamonkeys.com/blog/2009/10/16/coders-c++.html

>>5
IMHO that's because
1. C is good;
2. Bjarne Stroustrup is (or was) known as a good programmer;

This gave C++ a good reputation from beginning, and for that reason a lot of project managers (and equally awful uman beings) required the applications written in C++, increasing the (undeserved) good reputation.

In the meanwhile real programmers, the one who are actually writing code, noticed that the programming language SUCKS A LOT OF HUGE AND JUICY COCKS.
Unfortunately nobody listened to them, since code monkeys, who actually works without saying Data Centric, Gantt chart or Use Case, are not very interesting.