Anyone else love PHP?

We need to take /prog/ back from these elitist cunts and their dying languages. The PHP revolution begins here!

PHP is popular for a reason.

PERL HERE, PHP IS LOSER

I laughed.

>>2
PHP is looked down upon for a reason too.

>>5
That reason being what?

<?php
echo "FUCK YEAH PHP!\n";
?>

back to /pr/, please

>>7

Over complicated version!
$var = (function($input) {
    print "FUCK YEAH $input!\n";
});

$var('PHP');

>>8
back to /pr/, please

>>6
The reason that for all functions x, where x is an element of the set of PHP functions, x does something completely unexpected and/or retarded.

>>7,9
FUCK YEAH PHP!<br/>

>>10
I don't understand your post meta-trolling, since /pr/ is obviously the place where PHP enthusiasts belong, and I was instructing OP to return there, where he would be among his peers (and hopefully happier). It's a perfectly logical sugestion.

Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what using PHP is like.

>>14
Oh, how I lol'd.

PHP, tack shit on rather than fix the original problem.

There is no decent alternative to PHP.

>>17
Haskell.

pHP IS FOR BAD BOYS...
...EVEN WORSE IS THEIR CODE!

>>17
Look, anus, even Perl is better than PHP.

The only good thing I can think of about PHP is that it runs on even the shittiest free/cheap hostings out there, but is that good enough reason to write in it?

>>17
>>20
PHP is a terrible alternative to Perl.

PHP is a terrible alternative to anything.

17,18 you are both fucking hilarous

>>22
How?

>>25
php is like a watered down, buggy web version of perl.

>>25

>>17
Implying PHP isn't the same thing as cancer and AIDS mixed

>>18
Implying Haskell is more useful than a real language like Brainfuck

php is like perl, but with all the awesomeness removed

>>28
PHP is slowly implementing the awesomeness back in. They now have namespaces, which are always a plus.

>>29
They now have closures, too.

>>30
Exactly.

>>29-31
SPAWHBTC

>>32
NYJMUA

>>33
SPAWHBTC is a perfectly legitimate and long-standing /prog/ acronym. IHBTHI?

>>34
WHABT

>>35
NAMBLA

>>29
No, they're trying to tack on cool shit on top of broken shit that they never fix and ignore.

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