Interrupts

Lisp - Dispatch
Haskell - Timer
Scheme - Start I/O
HTML - Wait on Semaphore
Java - I/O Interrupt
Python - Trap
C - Access Granted by Semaphore
C# - Sleep
C++ - Exit
Assembly - Created
Ruby - Swap In
Prolog - Swap Out

>>17
Philosophy in my Chode Gayass?
What the fuck?
I'd say it was fun to watch, but don't go around looking for substance in things that don't have any.